OK YOU make the call....is this the Dreaded Goatsucking Chupacabra......????

Or just a Weird Mutt with the Mange...????

El Chupacabra

Name: El Chupacabra

Nickname: Chupa

Alias: El Vampiro de Moca

Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil

Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet

Weight: unknown

Eyes: very large, often red

Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile

Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel

Dislikes: bright, shining lights

Favorite hangouts: Guanica, Puerto Rico; Canovanas, Puerto Rico; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Miami, Florida; Calama, Chile; Juarez, Mexico; Sonora, Mexico

Or what about This One..???

Update on Green Acres Tim's Excellent Disc Golf Adventure

Below is the Pro Grandmasters scoring at the Disc Golf Worlds Championships ......After a slow start, Tim began to feel more at home and is now shooting a 6 Under Par after 3 Rounds, placing him in 21st out of 36 Grandmasters....Great Job Tim.....Now we want to see you in the Top Ten...!!!!

Click on The Title for the Link....

Grandmasters - Pool G					Hide Round Ratings
Place	Pool	Name	PDGA#	Rating	Rd 1		Rd 2		Rd 3		Rd 4		Rd 5		Rd 6		Rd 7		Semis	Finals	To Par	Total	Prize
1	G	Gregg Miniac Hosfeld	1602	1003	50	1022	53	986	45	1038											-27	148
2	G	Rick Voakes	2632	986	53	993	50	1015	47	1016											-25	150
2	G	David Greenwell	962	1007	51	1013	50	1015	49	994											-25	150
4	G	Johnny Sias	1700	985	53	993	55	967	44	1049											-23	152
5	G	Jay Gobrecht	14268	988	54	984	53	986	47	1016											-21	154
6	G	Paul Pazanin	22675	941	52	1003	52	996	51	972											-20	155
6	G	Kenny Lee	14204	986	50	1022	52	996	53	950											-20	155
8	G	Snapper Pierson	691	988	54	984	51	1006	52	961											-18	157
9	G	J. Gary Dropcho	2734	970	53	993	55	967	50	983											-17	158
10	G	Bart Zandstra	11924	965	53	993	56	957	50	983											-16	159
11	G	Merle Witvoet	5175	972	54	984	54	976	52	961											-15	160
12	G	Neal Dambra	200	962	55	974	53	986	53	950											-14	161
13	G	Alan Beaver	1213	980	60	926	54	976	50	983											-11	164
13	G	Don Labor	7742	944	58	945	56	957	50	983											-11	164
13	G	Mark Ellis	7423	975	57	955	53	986	54	939											-11	164
16	G	Leroy Jenkins	5085	960	59	936	54	976	52	961											-10	165
17	G	Jim Daniels	16543	945	59	936	56	957	53	950											-7	168
17	G	Jeff Soule	3310	960	59	936	55	967	54	939											-7	168
17	G	Tom Big Daddy Jenkins	9582	955	58	945	56	957	54	939											-7	168
17	G	Leonard Johnson	15489	909	57	955	55	967	56	917											-7	168
21	G	Timothy Eland	10197	943	61	917	58	937	50	983											-6	169
22	G	Geoff Hungerford	688	930	60	926	56	957	54	939											-5	170
23	G	Greg Kurtz	27735	935	63	898	55	967	53	950											-4	171
24	G	Philip Shelton	15029	917	64	888	57	947	53	950											-1	174
24	G	Jeff Witt	3362	943	60	926	59	928	55	928											-1	174
26	G	Pete Hoovie Hoover	22366	967	63	898	58	937	55	928											+1	176
27	G	Brian Cummings	1739	917	58	945	64	879	56	917											+3	178
27	G	Bobby Severe	4387	932	62	907	59	928	57	906											+3	178
27	G	Derek Warner	3315	932	59	936	62	898	57	906											+3	178
30	G	Paul M. Kelly	14208	918	65	878	59	928	56	917											+5	180
31	G	Dan Thessen	1413	934	72	811	57	947	52	961											+6	181
32	G	Dan Barned	2718	914	61	917	68	840	55	928											+9	184
33	G	Cal Benke	14841	907	62	907	67	850	57	906											+11	186
34	G	Carl Jochen	6553	904	62	907	69	830	59	885											+15	190
34	G	Richard L. Lewis	15057	906	65	878	63	889	62	852											+15	190
36	G	Sylvia Voakes	3360	818	67	859	70	820	63	841											+25	200

2008 Disc Golf Worlds Championship

The 2008 PDGA Disc Golf World Championships are being held in Kalamazoo, Michigan on August 11-16. Imagine, 5 days of constant Disc Golf .!!! (Click Title for Link).

The Blog is especially excited about this because one of our Own, Tim E., from Green Acres will be attending the Worlds..... (see Tim below).

We will keep you updated on Tim's progress and on the Championship in General.

Below is an Introductory PDGA Video posted on their Website:



Here is Today's schedule, with the Tournaments beginning tomorrow:

Sunday, August 10th

• Player Check In @ Holiday Inn West (Kalamazoo)
• Putting Contest @ Timber Ridge (Gobles)
• Distance Contest @ Timber Ridge (Gobles)
• Mini Golf @ Timber Ridge (Gobles)
• Player’s Meeting @ State Theater (Kalamazoo)
• Doors @ 6 pm, Starts @ 7 pm

Is it Possible that this guy is more Wacked than the Lawn Mower Man in the prior Post..????

You Decide......

Florida man busted for calling 911 over improperly prepared sandwich

Meet Mr. Subway 2008

AUGUST 5--Not since a California woman called 911 to complain that Burger King messed up the Western BBQ Burger she ordered has such an amusing fast food-related police action hit the Web.CNN is reporting that a Jacksonville, Fla. man named Reginald Peterson was arrested after calling the police to complain that a Subway Sandwich maker failed to put mayonnaise and mustard on his Spicy Italian sub.

The 42-year-old Florida man became so upset last Thursday when a pair of subs "did not include 'everything' as he had requested," he called Jacksonville cops "so that the police could have his sandwich made to his specifications," according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office report. Peterson, pictured in the below mug shot,

was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of placing false 911 calls. A Subway employee told cops that an irate Peterson was "screaming at everyone in the business" because a worker could not seem to rectify the sandwich problem. As for the fate of the Subway grub, the sheriff's report notes, "The sandwiches were placed in a trash can at the suspect's request."

Here is a Link to the 911 Call...( THIS IS REAL ..!!!)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/subwaysandwich.mp3

Below is a Link to the Police Report/ Arrest Record.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0805081subway2.html

And I thought I got Mad when my Mower failed to perform....

Nice Looking Guy..., the kind we all wish we had as a Neighbor.....

Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting

MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.

Some More Food Art Pictures as Spontaneous Generation

Thanks to Brad A in Texas for the contribution.....

....and Maggotx, being a Fan of the Food Network thought he had seen it All...!!!

WOW... I don't know which one is Less Appetizing.....However, you've got to give the Jamaicans Credit for Originality in naming their soups......Another SFBC (strange food and beverage coincidence).....Get yours at Shop-Rite......Hell at 4 for $3.00 it's almost as cheap as Ramen Noodles....

Darwin Award Style Videos......OUCH.......

Some are Classics....some you gotta feel sorry for,... but I guess it's important to Cull the gene Pool in order to continue Evolution...!!!!!




Thanks to BokieMole' for the info.....

A Post of Maggotx's Weekend Pictures.....

I thought the Blog Readers would like to experience some of the sights which Maggotx encountered during a typical Weekend......

ABANDONED CAMDEN SLUM HOUSE

EARTH SHELTERED MUNICIPAL BUILDING

DARTH VADER MAILBOX WITH ATTENDANT CROWS

THE DUNKIN DONUT MOBILE ON THE NJTPK

JERSEY DEVIL, PIG BBQ

HAIR SALON

AND LASTLY REMEMBER ......

DO NOT EAT OR DRINK THE CHILDREN !!!!!!

Thanks to Miggy G for the last pic...

Campaign 2008

Watch for Maggotx at Toward the end of the Video...!!!!

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A Must Watch Movie if you can get your hands on the DVD..

The Onion Movie....as recommended by MiggyG


Watch the Preview....

A much recommended website....Mouseprint.org

This is a Great site to show you all the scams out there by the Corporations.....a must check out site....you can even subscribe to their newsletter.....

http://www.mouseprint.org/

Here are some recent articles so you can get a "flavor" of their investigations...

Seven ounces are gone from the jug. Side by side, the difference in jug shape is obvious, but consumers rarely get to see the old and the new together on a supermarket shelf. While they may notice the shape is different, they may not realize they are getting almost a cup less of oj. According to one supermarket dairy manager, the price has stayed the same.

And as is often the case when a product is downsized, the manufacturer diverts your attention away from the net weight statement by pointing out something new. In this case, they discontinued the old screw cap and added a new flip top one. On second thought, maybe the company just found a new way to screw customers.

Another:

A few years ago, the major ice cream makers downsized their half gallon containers to 56 ounces. It took a while for many consumers to catch on to the change, and once they did, shoppers were not happy.

Now we are right in the middle of another downsizing by the ice cream industry. Check your grocer’s freezer case, and you are likely to find both the current 56 ounce container of ice cream along side the new size.

Some manufacturers like Breyer’s are introducing containers that are 48 ounces, down a full eight ounces, and the price has remained the same.

Remember Blog Readers.....

Caveat emptor

The Cape Cod Dream House "The Redneck Condo"

One Way to get away from all those "stuffed shirt" Bostonians who visit the Cape.........Build your own Getaway

Extra cost for the Penthouse Suite

A Nice House Boat for the Cape

A sweeeet, Wine/Root Cellar


AND BEST OF ALL REDNECK DISC GOLF ...!!!!!!

Happy Independence Day (4th of July) from the Maggotx Blog

A Few Nutty Videos to Liven up you Holiday....





And in a more serious note; an Amazing Disney 4th of July Fireworks Spectacuar...