Don't Say I Didn't Warn YOU....It's Going to Get Much Harder to Visit Mexico...Especially for Maggotx..!!!!..Hmm..is there Disc Golf in Mexico..?

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

WOW....Following up on my Previous Post....How Prophetic....How Untimely....As Seen on TV.....

Billy Mays: Mr. As-Seen-On-TV, Dead At 50

Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday.

Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla.,home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department

William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)^[3] was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence.^[4]

Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing Pitchmen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays was found dead in his home by his wife.

A Little Tribute to One of The BEST....R. I . P. Billy

Going with the last post's theme....have you ever visited....This Bizarre Site...!!!!

http://www.asseenontv.com/

yes.....it's REAL....!!!!!!....AND THERE'S A MILLION RIDICULOUS ITEMS .......

Here are some Maggotx Favorites:

The Infamous Drag-Stop:

To keep your fries and bread crums from falling between the seats....blends with any color interior...!!!!

https://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/drpstp_ood.html?gid=


The Unforgettable Deni Gravy Warmer:


Lets you Entertain in Style...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/dni_grvy_ontv.html?gid=



The Very Inhumane Anti-Bark Citronella Dog Collar:

Nothing Beats Gassing your Pet..!!!...plus the added advantage that if the Dog barks while your face is near his that YOU also get gassed....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/spry_sns_ontv.html?gid=TOOL_OUTDOOR_PET


For those of you who need it a NEW and Better Way to Dry your Bra and Keep it like new...
Presenting the BRA SMART...!!!!


Don't forget to Watch The Video.....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/br_smrt_ontv_c.html?gid=GIFTS



Last BUT NOT Least... Let's Not Forget....THE PET-BRELLA




Give you Dog shade....with built in Tilt Mechanism....Don't forget the Margaritta...!!!

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/ptbrlla_ontv.html?gid=



What's Your Favorite...?????

I Wonder If I Could Use The Comfort Wipe to Wipe the Smile Off Her Face........TRUE COMMERCIAL....check it out

I can't quite picture how you get it all clean.....and it definitely DOES NOT look comfortable.....I wonder if it should be inserted...HHHmmm......Oh Well...I'm Sure the Blog Readers with their VAST knowledge will demistify, exposit and elucidate....anyway please explain.....

here is the Link to the Site....As Seen on TV....Only $19.95...!!!!

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

Another point....is everyone supposed to buy their own...Kinda Like a Toothbrush.....or do you just Park the Unit next to the Bowl for everyone to Share..?????

What happened to the Days....when policemen were chasing criminals instead of "Tasing" Old Ladies....(Oh I forgot...Old ladies don't fight back..)

What A LOSER ......It's so much easier to pull over 72 year Old Grandma instead of the Neighborhood Crack Dealer....OMG The Crack Dealer Might Fight Back...!!!....This COP is PATHETIC....I hope he loses his Job and goes back to being a Teller at the Local Wal-Mart.....WOW can you imagine this guy confronting a REAL Terrorist.or Criminal....RUN Away....RUN Away...

President Obama gets a Dose of Realism......

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Soooo...What has Maggotx been up to Lately...an Update.....

Like most other Earthlings.....Maggotx has been busy due to the Present Spring weather and Upcoming Summer Heat....anyway....here's an Update to what has been Orbiting around my Universe.....

Going to my Jobsite today I ran into an Uninvited Guest....A Monster Snapping Turtle......don't worry she was removed without being harmed...or harming us.....she was one pissed off Turtle..2.-foot ' long...!!!...(we think she was lookin for a place to lay her eggs...)

The BIG Snapper

Last Weekend I particpated in the Great Eastern Amateur Disc Golf Tournament at Tyler State Park in Pennsylvania...

Discs...Anyone....??????

It was a Wonderfully run event due to the hard work of the Bucks County Disc Golf Alliance .......Congrats to Alan Sweeton.....playing in the Tournament in spite of his great difficulties with his cancer and treatment....You are an Inspiration to us ALL....!!!!!!.....

.In a Double screw up...Maggotx played poorly and the other Grandmaster participants played better...Congrats to Mike K and Tim F for placing 1st and 2nd respectively...you guys deserved it.....To slightly soften the blow of not placing in the top tier.....I did score a CTP (closest to pin) and won a regular Discraft Surge and Mini Disc for the Upcoming Vibram Championship to be held at Maple Hill Massachusetts this August.

A picture of my CTP Collectible discs....

Vibram Open.....Cool Discs......

A Great Disc-Diva Bumper Sticker for those Disc Golf Ladies....

Oh Well....When all fails and you don't get 1st place....You go home have some Drinks and SUSHI OUT....!!!!!!!!

Maggotx Sushi Platter.....

Happy Birthday to The BokieMole' and all the the Baahhhsten Crew....

Being distracted by last week's momentous events, the Maggotx Clan let pass Vinnie Baggodonuts B-Day without even a phone call.....Apologizing for our mistakes I will post some Blog Photos (Some Old and Some New) of the Maaaassachusetts Crew.....HEY GUYS....HAPPY BIRTHDAY......!!!!!!!!

Vinny Baggodonuts in All His Glory

Irish Patti O'Rama and her Sister Agida Zabaglione wave to the Crowds

Vinny Basking in the Lake George Limelight with an escaped Serial Killer about to break his Freakin' NeckSerial Killer Mmmmaaahhhkkkk...abducting an innocent out for a quiet lakeshore stroll (later identified as JP36).



Anyways....Happy Birthday to ALL......

HOLY CRAP !!! .MiggyG Graduates from UPenn ....Congrats to The Ivy League Grad...!!!!!

On A Beautiful Brisk Spring Day...The UPenn class of 2009 was officially graduated with all honors accorded.....MiggyG after 4 wonderful years, graduated as a renown leader of his class....Good Luck to the Mickster and Aimee........Best wishes from the entire Family.....

Miggy G (left) next to his Budds....Randy....Willy and James........
"The Boys NOT From The Hood.........."

The "Grad" next to some New Egypt Party Crashers


The Maggotx Clan....In Full Party Prep Mode...Celebration.. Prior to Inebriation......


Best wishes to Mick on his Bright Future.
....remember to wear those Shades Dude....

Awesome....Maggotx has Lunch at the White Manna in Hackensack NJ

While working at a nearby jobsite...Maggotx stops by the Legendary White Manna Diner in Hackensack NJ. This Small... Teeny... Tiny... Diner was featured in The Food Channel's Diners, Drive Ins and Dives....with My Main Man ...Guy Fieri ....

Ladies and Gentlemen........This Is NOT a fast food place...you place your order with the Cook and have to wait for each Hand-made small burger (with tons of juicy Onions) to be cooked to Burger perfection.....here are some pictures ....a MUST VISIT in North Joyyyseyy....mag


White Manna Hamburgers
358 River St.
Hackensack, NJ 07601
(201) 342-0914




enjoy the Mouth Watering Video....To This Culinary Masterpiece....mag

Check out The White Manna Video below....

A Painting by Eire.......Nice Job....reminds me of when it didn't rain every day...it seems so long ago...

 

click picture to enlarge

Following Up on The Swine Flu Theme I ran into this Hot Australian Oriental Girl's Vid and her mentioning of Gozleme....

PS. The Video Run Over is because of the BETA Blogger is NOT conmpatible with YOU Tube...Be patient this will be fixed soon....mag


check out the Recipe for Gozleme....the coolest Turkish Food.....Im going to try to make it....how about YOU..????......mag

PS If you watched the Video, Lamington's are a type of sponge cake.....



http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/416/spinach+and+feta+gozleme

Ingredients (serves 4)

• 8g sachet instant dried yeast
• pinch of salt
• 1 teaspoon caster sugar
• 3 cups plain flour
• 1/3 cup olive oil (see tip)
• 100g baby spinach
• 200g feta cheese, crumbled
• lemon wedges, to serve

Method

1. Combine 300ml warm water, yeast, salt and sugar in a jug. Stir with a fork. Cover. Stand in a warm, sunny place for 5 minutes or until bubbles form on the surface.
2. Sift flour into a large bowl. Add yeast mixture and 2 tablespoons oil. Mix to form a soft dough. Turn dough onto a lightly floured surface. Knead for 5 minutes or until elastic. Cut dough into 4. Place on a greased baking tray. Cover with a clean tea towel. Stand in a warm, sunny place for 20 minutes or until dough doubles in size.
3. Roll each piece dough into a 35cm x 45cm rectangle. Place one-quarter of spinach over half of each rectangle. Top with feta and season with salt and pepper. Fold dough over to enclose filling. Press edges together to seal.
4. Preheat a barbecue plate on medium-high heat. Brush one side of each gozleme with 2 teaspoons oil. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes or until base is golden. Brush uncooked side with remaining oil. Turn over and cook for 2 to 3 minutes or until golden and crisp. Remove to a serving plate. Cut gozleme into quarters. Serve with lemon wedges.

Wednesday Disc Golf w/ Tim & Cubby

On my day off played 2 rounds with Cubby and Tim at Green Acres....Almost took Cubby's #1 Tag (currently I am #3). But as usual, Cubby persevered....Tim made us BBQ Hot Dogs for lunch and played well lefty.... We must have seen 8-9 snakes on the course....

Check out Cubby's blog for more info and a video of his latest Ace....
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/


I will now leave you with some Swine Flu Humor.... (I know it's not politically correct but...you've gotta laugh once in a while...)




They used to say a black man would be president "when pigs fly" Indeed 100 days into Obamas presidency..Swine Flu!

How do you cure Swine Flu..??? ...easy, apply Oinkment

I called the Swine Flu Hotline today but couldn't get through...all I got was Crackling!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME...!!!!........Who's Great Idea was this......!!!!!

Nothing Like Terrifying the Population...

OBAMA PLANE PHOTO OP STARTLES NEW YORKERS

.WASHINGTON – An administration official says a presidential Boeing 747 and a fighter jet flew low near ground zero in New York City Monday because the White House Military Office wanted to update its file photo of the president's plane near the Statue of Liberty.

This official said the White House Military Office told the Federal Aviation Administration that it periodically updates file photos of Air Force One near national landmarks, like the statute in New York harbor and the Grand Canyon.

The official requested anonymity to give more details than the official White House announcement that took the blame.

The incident on Monday caused a brief panic among workers, who weren't warned. They recalled the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Be patient during the 13 second commercial...

Just Thought The Blog Readers would Like the Question Answered..."where do you get this stuff...??" The Boxxy Mistery Unveiled...

Thanks to MiggyG for his research on Memes.....Watch this very informative Video....

SHE IS MUCH MORE THAN ALL OF YOU THOUGHT....BOXXY HAS BECOME A LEGEND..!!!

Click the Title for MUCH more BOXXY information....She's even listed in Wikipedia...so Get with it Gang......

I Challenge the BLOG readers to Listen to Boxxy for this whole Video....

OMG........There is NO WAY a normal Human can deal with BOXXY for 5:07 seconds...I DARE YOU...!!!!!...(If She was a Mute....She would be Cute...)

Easter Disc Golf

Not to be deterred by The Holiest Religious Holiday maggotx, Cubby and Rob Z. played some early DG Easter Sunday at Rob's Bunker Hill Course....Note the Low Sun Angle...It's early (and Cold) boys and girls......Poor Tim E. was home resting up prior to his Rotator Cuff Surgery.....

BTW In Honor of the Navy Seal Sharpshooters and their Valiant Rescue here are some Somali Pirate Jokes..... AAAARRR......



These are the Morons Holding the World's Shipping Hostage............ARE YOU KIDDING ME.....!!!!!...Hey I Know how to STOP Somalian Piracy....Airdrop some Bundles of good Grade Columbian Weed a couple of bottles of Mad Dog (cheap wine) and some Porn ...and these Punks will forget about Hijacking .......

Since none of the good guys were harmed in the saving of a maritime hostage, surely the world is again safe for pirate jokes:

What does Obama give to evil pirates? A shot in the dARRRk!!!

Why do pirates hate seals? They're ShARRRp Shooters!!!

What do pirates now fear the most? The U.S. NARRRVY!!!

What happened to the pirate who messed with the USS Bainbridge? Hoisted by his own PetARRRd!!!

What will the hostage-taking pirates be missing next year? MARRRdi Gras!!!

What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!

What did the pirate name his daughter?
Peggy.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated arrrrrrrrr!

What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!

OK ....Morgan....you proved your point...!!!

Morgan's and others ....NOT so subtle comments about Husky Rescue were evaluated by Maggotx and after much meditation, circumspection, reflection and evaluation I have come to the conclusion that the Morgster has a valid point....therefore, I am revising my Video/Band of the week to be POE and her new album "Haunted"....she may not be quite as cute as Reeta-Leena Korhola but she definitely is no "knock-off"...Kudos to Morgie...that's why we Blog.....to get our interests and comments out to the ephemera......anyway,,,,,here is POE....








POE on My Space:

http://www.myspace.com/poe

Maggotx Band and Music Video of the Week.....

Husky Rescue, From Finland.....


http://www.myspace.com/huskyrescue

Their Music is definitely Maggotx style.....dark, haunting, electronic, trip-hoppy and best of all female vocals and a very hot lady...Reeta-Leena Korhola's fragile, vocals top off an airy ambiance .......check out the videos, and listen to the Music...

The Philly Open 2009

Maggotx and Tim E. took a road trip to Philly to participate in this year's Philly Open Disc Golf Tournament. a B Tier PDGA event......This course, one of the oldest in the nation, was founded in 1977.

Unfortunately Tim was unable to play due to his Rotator Cuff injury which will require surgery. Tim kept score for our group and helped us out.....The Wind was INTENSE....with gusts to 40 mph it made play very difficult.

At the end of the first round I was behind the leader by 5 strokes...with 3 of us tied for second. By the end of the second round I was able to end up with the low score, and winning the GrandMaster Division (over 50)...

In spite of the wind it was a superbly run tournament thanks to Dr. John G. Duesler, Jr (JD) and numerous others including The Friends of Sedgley Woods and The Big Dog.....


The Tournament T-Shirt and Tournament Disc included with the Player's Package, and the Maggotx Winnings......

The Cool Maggotx Disc Golf Basket Trophy.......

Already Looking forward to playing in 2010....great tournament......

Click on the Link below for more info on the History of the Sedgley Woods Course....

http://www.sedgleywoods.org/history.html