Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Cops Bust Drunk Dude on Motorized Barstool......!!!!

For those of you who may have let this article slip past you....Maggotx caught and posted it for your viewing pleasure.....TRUE STORY........From The Smoking Gun.....!!!!!!


MARCH 31--In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That's right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark Ohio home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries.

When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange motorized machine" before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.
For the Full police report click on the Link below or on the Title

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool2.html

You Know I got a Big Kick out of this story.....Then my curiosity got the best of me and I did a little research....LO and Behold....What Did I Discover...!!!!!!....LOOK BELOW...THE'RE EVERYWHERE....!!!!




And Last But NOT Least....I Know at least one Person from Falmouth that would love to be ridding this puppy while sipping on his Maaaaahhhhhtinniii

Sunday, March 29, 2009

What Was It Befor e It Exploded...????

For those who haven't seen it, Jimmy Kimmel does a Bit on his show Titled:

What Was It Before it Exploded......Here are a few from his vast selection....See how many you can figure out.......

PS: make sure to have the sound ON so that you can enjoy the dramatic Music.....mag









Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sunday DG at Green Acres.....

This last Sunday we got together at Green Acres for the Sunday AM rounds.....most of the regulars showed up......however, it was not the usual camaraderie since we are all kind of in Limbo awaiting the outcome of Tim's injury....As of now it appears he will require rotator cuff surgery, sidelining him possibly for several months. ......It should be noted that Tim's spirits remained high as he played a lefty round and scored a SUPERB 50+ foot putt...!!!!! Good Luck to Toolman Tim....

Pictured Above...Tim E., Cubby, Tom K., Bunker Hill Rob, Maggotx, Erik The Dog Bagger and Matt The LumberJack.....

Friday, March 20, 2009

Wow...a couple of Weird Articles...WOW....Who knows what the weekend will Bring..????

Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.

When the woman asked the boy if he was all right, he told her some statements that didn’t make much sense, Mast said. The boy said his mother had kicked him out of her home in the Saginaw area.

When the woman, 53, of Hart Township, got out her cell phone to call for help for the boy, he assaulted her, pushing her in the upper chest, and took her phone. He fled the scene and broke the phone in half, the sheriff’s office stated.

The woman went to a neighbor’s house and called 911.

Deputies responded to the victim and shortly afterwards they located the boy near Oceana Drive and Lake Road in Hart Township near the American Legion Hall.

Mast said when dispatch gave information about the boy, deputies had an idea of who they were looking for because he had showed up naked along a roadway a few days earlier. He was picked up by a reserve officer and brought back to the placement facility after that incident.

He was taken into protective custody Monday and has since been moved to a more secure facility out of the area.

The boy is being charged with strong-arm robbery and assault and battery as a juvenile through the 10th Circuit Court in Saginaw.

Mast said because the boy is a juvenile he is referred back to his jurisdiction of residence, which is where the incident for his original charges occurred.

The name of the suspect and past charges were not released.


Rhode Island strip club to host job fair








PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- Here's a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday.

They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.

"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.

The naked truth is that Rhode Island's economy is among the worst in the nation, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January.

The Providence club isn't immune from the recession but is still drawing customers willing to drink and pay for lap dances, said manager Bob Travisono.

"It's taken a hit," he said. "It's not as bad as restaurants and stuff like that. In times like this, they seem to drink their sorrows away."

Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now -- or at least working as a floor host or bartender.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day to ALL the Blog Readers.....

I was lucky enough to be able to participate in the St. Pat's O' Madness Tournament at Rutgers this past Weekend......Thanks to BOB, Kit, Big Dog, Alan, John and numerous others for a wonderful tournament....


The Green Acres Crew at the St Pat's O'Madness Rutgers Tournament...
Tain't Mike, Maggotx, Tim.E and Mike R.


St Patrick's Tournament Mementos ........

Maggotx and the Irish Mrs Patti X Celebrating St Patrick's


MiggyG's Irish Setter Dog (NOT... but Cute as Hell))


Happy Saint Patrick's Day....!!!!!!


Friday, March 06, 2009

Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet


Forwarded from The Loyal Bostonian Blog Readers....As seen in the The Boston Globe.....

Cape Shopper Finds Human Teeth in Wallet

A shopper at a Wal-Mart in Falmouth made a mysterious find on the shelves Saturday night: a wallet with a collection of human teeth in it, police said.

The man was shopping at the Teaticket Highway store just after 9:30 p.m. when he found the 10 teeth in a zippered compartment of a wallet, said Kimberly Pacheco, a clerk at the Falmouth Police Department. The teeth were determined to be from an adult; one of them had a filling, police said.

The customer brought the wallet to the attention of a sales clerk but left the store without giving his name. Police said they cannot perform DNA tests on the teeth because there was no blood or gum tissue attached.

Falmouth Police hope the customer comes forward so they can ask him questions for more information.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Falmouth Police Detective James Pires at 508-457-2527.

As Per Errrrahhhhhmaaaaak,This gives a whole new meaning to the term Foulmouth ( Falmouth ).......and I guess this economic downturn has really been taking a bite out of our Wallets.....


Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I try NOT to discuss Politics on the Blog BUT....

This kind of Politics Smacks of Fascism..If you don't agree with me You Are a Traitor........I've no love towards Rush Limbaugh who I consider to be a Buffoon....But the Dems and Obama are taking this to a new level..


Rush Job: Inside Dems' Limbaugh plan


Top Democrats believe they have struck political gold by depicting Rush Limbaugh as the new face of the Republican Party, a full-scale effort first hatched by some of the most familiar names in politics and now being guided in part from inside the White House.

The strategy took shape after Democratic strategists Stanley Greenberg and James Carville included Limbaugh’s name in an October poll and learned their longtime tormentor was deeply unpopular with many Americans, especially younger voters. Then the conservative talk-radio host emerged as an unapologetic critic of Barack Obama shortly before his inauguration, when even many Republicans were showering him with praise.

Soon it clicked: Democrats realized they could roll out a new GOP bogeyman for the post-Bush era by turning to an old one in Limbaugh, a polarizing figure since he rose to prominence in the 1990s.

Paul Begala, a close friend of Carville, Greenberg and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, said they found Limbaugh’s overall ratings were even lower than the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s controversial former pastor, and William Ayers, the domestic terrorist and Chicago resident who Republicans sought to tie to Obama during the campaign.

..It's so blatant that they are diverting attention to their recent failed domestic policies by bringing up this Loser.......How about the stock market hates the new administration policies..The Market has Fallen over 30% since Obama got elected...Meanwhile, the White House Press Secretary calls Jim Cramer a Loser...WHAT...??? ..Let's and forget about Limbaugh and ....focus on OUR economy.....which is falling apart...HEY RUSH ISN"T the President Obama...YOU ARE..Lets Start Acting Presidential Cut the Partisan Bull %$#*@... and STOP moving Limbaugh to your Level..I supported Obama during his Campaign against Hillary, BUT....Now..It's Amateur Hour at the White House....!!!!!!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Some New Music in case you hadn't heard of BoomKat


While painting the living room at the Maggotx compound I became entranced listening to BoomKat....therefore, I thought I'd share a few of her Vids with the Blog Readers....Hope you like it.......

The Cheapo record company wouldn't let this video get embedded but please check it out...mag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsCHgJx39ns

Her MySpace page:

http://www.myspace.com/tarynmanningboomkat

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

HEY...In spite of the Economic Catastrophe, There's No Monkeying Around for Congress...!!!!!


While our Country and our Pensions fall apart aren't you Glad that Congress can Put Things into Perspective....I've Never Felt So PROUD...!!!!!

Fast action on the Hill

Forget the stimulus -- this one moved really fast.

From the Humane Society:

U.S. House of Representatives Passes Captive Primate Safety Act

HEY BLOG READERS THIS ONE IS TRUE.....NO JOKE.......

WASHINGTON (Feb. 24, 2009) — Eight days after a chimpanzee kept as a pet attacked and critically injured a Connecticut woman, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the Captive Primate Safety Act, H.R. 80, introduced by U.S. Reps. Earl Blumenauer, D-Ore., and Mark Kirk, R-Ill., to stop interstate commerce in primates as pets. The bill passed by a vote of 323 to 95. The bill now moves for consideration to the U.S. Senate, where the effort to pass the legislation is being led by U.S. Sens. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., and David Vitter, R-La.

The Humane Society of the United States and the Humane Society Legislative Fund expressed thanks and appreciation to Reps. Blumenauer and Kirk for introducing the bill, and to Insular Affairs, Oceans and Wildlife Subcommittee Chairwoman Madeleine Bordallo, D-Guam, and Natural Resources Committee Chairman Nick Rahall, D-W.V., for their leadership in bringing the measure to the House floor so expeditiously.

“There is no reason for any private citizen to keep a primate as a pet, and this trade is driven by unscrupulous dealers who sell primates across state lines for thousands of dollars,” said Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of The HSUS. “Congressional action on this animal welfare and public safety issue will complement our efforts at the state level to dry up the trade and the practice of private ownership of chimps and other primates.”

“As the tragic attack in Connecticut shows us, The Captive Primate Safety Act is necessary, common-sense legislation for the welfare of humans and animals,” said Rep. Blumenauer. “Make no mistake, this bill will protect communities and ensure the humane treatment of these animals. The passage of this bill is long overdue; I salute The Humane Society of the United States and animal welfare advocates for their consistent dedication and I am pleased that together we were able to pass this bill.”

Rep. Kirk said, "It is inhumane to cage primates in private homes. Besides the animal cruelty concerns, the interstate movement of pet primates creates serious public health and safety risks. The Captive Primate Safety Act takes important steps to address these concerns."

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I found this article amusing....but are things getting bad or what..????

New York Times Stock Now Costs Less Than Sunday Paper


Shares of NYT (NYT) dropped 29 cents today to close at $3.77. The Sunday paper goes for $4 at the newsstand.

Maybe they could save costs by printing the paper on their stock certificates.

Monday, February 16, 2009

....For those of you Quentin Tarantino Fans.... A Trailer of his latest movie.......

Inglourious Basterds - Official HD Trailer - Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt.....two Maggotx favorites....Doom vs. a WWII Movie.....


Monday, February 09, 2009

Sunday Disc Golf ................

The Green Acres/Bunker Hill/ DeBunker Hill Tri-Course Sunday adventures are off to a Full Swing. We have been getting between 8-10 regulars at the weekly event held at the Private Disc Golf Venues.... Here is a picture of the Crowd at Green Acres.....Since Cubby is off Vacationing in Purto Rico we had his Disc Stand In In Lieu of the Cubbster.....Hey Cubby say Hi to the Blog....mag

"Taint" Mike, Tim E., Eric "The Pro", Erick "DeDogBagger", Mad Max, Don T. and Rob Z.

"Taint" Mike, Tim E., Eric "The Pro", Mad Max, Maggotx, Don "The RulesMan", and Bunker Hill Rob

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

Readers: Make Sure To Read The Entire Post and see the Video at The End.......
Font sizeFEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (below)


showing Bartusek's "Hottie" inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls.

Hey George....maybe a more Private Area to "Get Busy" with those inflateable babes would have been a good idea....and what's with all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups..????

Click the Link above (or here) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll4.html
to read the Police Report


BTW....I Recommend a much more Manly Sport.....Blow UP Doll White Water Rafting.....mag


Monday, February 02, 2009

Separated at Birth..???? You make the call.....

Is there a Strange similarity between " The BokieMole'", my illustrious Brother-In Law (Vinny-Bag O'Donuts) and the new Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele or is it just my disturbed Mind...????

Michael Steele RNC Chairman


Vinny Bag O' Donuts and Maggotx

HHHmmm...same hairline, glasses, (Vinny has to Dye his moustache), slightly different skin tone...and definitely different politics.....

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

President Obama on MAD Magazine Cover

Following a long standing tradition of insulting the United State's Presidents, MAD Magazine jabs at Obama's First 100 Minutes (rather than Days)....

How Ironic is it that they covered up his EARS when they could have used the opportunity to compare them to Alfred E. Newman's...!!!!!


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Lots of Disc Golf in the last 3-4 days......!!!!

When the Going gets Cold...The Disc Golfers Get Going.....Once the Temperature dropped into the single digits we immediately placed emergency calls to the "locals" for some Ice Bowl style rounds...!!!!
Cubby, Tom K., Tim E. Maggotx and my Adorable Buddy Taint' Mike at Green Acres


Cubby, Tim E., Rob and Maggotx at Bunker Hill


Mad Max, Cubby, Tim E, Don "The RulesMan", Maggotx and Rob for Round 2 at Bunker Hill


Cubby, Tim E. Maggotx and "Eduard the Egret" at Green Acres


And Last But Not Least Disc Golf at the Nation's most Important Event....( You didn't think we'd miss it did you..????)

WE do solemnly swear (or affirm) that we will faithfully execute the office of Disc Golfers of the United States, and will to the best of our ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Pole Holes and Courses of the United States......


All Photos By Cubby....for more pictures and Disc Golf Info visit his site at :
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Thursday, January 15, 2009

OK Blog Readers ...Is it My Derranged Mind OR ...Do You See any Similarity Between These Two..????

Waxman promises quick action on climate

WASHINGTON (AP) - The chairman of a key House committee said Thursday he will move "quickly and decisively" to push legislation curbing greenhouse gases with a goal of passing climate legislation out of his committee before Memorial Day.







Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., opening the new Congress' first hearing on the threats from global warming, said inaction on the climate issue is causing uncertainties that make it more difficult to emerge from the recession.

I Pretty Sure that Global Warming and California Greenhouse Gases has Mutated Henry Waxman into a Centurio senex or Flying Fox Bat. .....No Wonder He DEMANDS SWIFT ACTION.....


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ultimate bad ending: Giants set new low for N.Y. sports teams

It Took me this long to finally get over the Giants MISERABLE Loss to the Eagles.....


The Giants played like Midgets...... they were afraid to touch McNabb, they couldn't cover receivers, they couldn't kick Field Goals they were Out-coached, Outplayed and Out-motivated AT HOME..!!!!!.


Good Bye Spagnola.....and Good riddance.....good game plan to pressure the QB.....and Coach Coughlin.....another stellar performance coaching and challenging the stupid calls...

Congratulations to the EAGLES.......a team that right now has a Lot of Heart..I'll be rooting for them to take it all the way to the Super Bowl......Now I know how Vinny Bag O'Donuts felt after his much touted and hyped Patriots lost last year....

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — There have been a lot of bad endings for New York sports teams recently, a lot of endings that make you want to call in sick for a few days at work. The Yankees were a joke by August. The Mets choked it away again in September. Then came the Jets in December with a collapse that somehow made the Mets look like amateurs.

This ending still might be the worst. The Giants were supposed to be better than this, supposed to be the kind of team that, even if they lost, didn't make you walk away feeling like you never really had a chance. Late Sunday afternoon when it was over, Tom Coughlin said there was "remorse" in the locker room for opportunities missed. That word was appropriate.

REMORSE.....REMORSE......DID HE SAY REMORSE..????? I'M SURE WE CAN THINK OF MORE APPROPRIATE WORDS...!!!!