How to Poop at work....a little gross but very funny.........!

Farting Dog Harmonics.........enjoy!

BUSH CALLS FOR RETURN TO MOON

Do you think these guys have too much time on their hand,,,,(kinda like me).....WPVI.com: Lobster Dressed as Barbie Makes a Great Catch

True story.....NO kidding.......GN Online: US troops 'tortured' man with rap music

OK I promise LAST One................

One more picture of the Hilton sisters...............

Obsession: Hilton Pants......nuff said..........

A Quiz for people who know everything...let's see how you fare......click test

The official web page for...........Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie: The Simple Life: FOX TV Show Official Site: Video, Pictures, Pics, Photos

These people just don't know when to stop.!!!!!!........US Press- Jesus Trampled By Christmas Shoppers

They've not only come up with Anime......but NOW how about these... Crazy Asian Drinks (my favorite is the FOCO LYchee Drink.)

Important news from Indiana.....
BAKERVILLE, ID - Bob Remington wants everyone to know, his store is not for sale. Despite appearances and the name of the store, 'For Sale Store,' the business and building are not being sold. 'I'm sick and tired of getting offers to buy my store, or people asking why I'm selling,' Remington, who's store features 25 brand new for sale signs in it's window, tells the Daily Bull. 'People walk by my store and don't come in because they think I'm closed and for sale... I'm not!' Reminton went on to explain that selling a For Sale sign is a Herculean task, and he hopes to revamp the location into a store that specializes in 'Closed' signs."

This is the only place where you can actually get the REAL transcript of the Saddam capture.......click here.....

Need a college term paper????...click on DueNow.com - Over 35,000 High Quality Essays, Term Papers, and Books online!!

spank the Frank.......click penguin

Has it really come down to THIS !!!!!.......Michael Jackson Accused of Molesting Archbishop of Boston

It's becoming more and more popular....now even the Pillsbury Doughboy goes on Atkins Diet; Pillsbury Co. In Shock

Help raise money for the Salvation Army.....Wal-Mart Introduces "Punch Out An Employee" Charity Program

Bush Launches new campaing against the axis of beards.....click shave

Did you ever wonder about the Deer Crossing signs??....well ask the Deer......

The "REAL" story about Saddam's capture......

The New News | Thinking of getting your own Spider Hole just like Saddam? read: "Glut of Spider-Holes Floods Iraqi Rental Market"

Half-Ton Snowball Traps, Injures Boy....NO I don't make this stuff up !!!

Check this thing out...........pretty awesome can store up to 400 1.3 megapixel images and recharges when you plug it into your USB !!!!!!,......RitzCamera.com - Philips Key 007 Key-Ring Digital Camera & 64MB USB Device - NEW!

one more pic of Susan.....click HOT or Not??????

By request.....one for Gary P.......Susan Tiedtke.....known as the sexiest athelete ever...was a long jumper at the 92 Olympics. in Barcelona Spain..........click WOW.....

A perennial favorite for those who never saw it...here is THE Welcome To Beercook web page- Because beer is food!

A Smells Database.... for those of you who want to know what different chemicals smell like...sorry no reverse lookup.....click foul odor...

No matter how you cut it....I think cannibalism is WRONG ....click SICKOS...

Clinton Googles Self.....click bored woth life...

Talk about an Eye for an Eye !!!!!...... Judge Orders Pakistani Blinded by Acid...click OUCH............

Anyone Hungry ?????Yahoo! News - German Accused of Cannibalism on Trial

HAPPY HALLOWEEN...............Dad arrested over trick-or-treat rage

Drinkometer - The Drink-o-Meter Test - How much Alcohol have you consumed?....let's see how you rate....make sure to be honest.....

You've gotta see this one....A gallery of strange and obscure patents.....I think the anti-eating facemask may be one of my favorites

Are you feeling a little punchy today???

Are you brave enough to take the Gender Test?

Would anyone like to join me for the 25th annual Mooning of Amtrack????

How about a little fun....how about we go molest some helpless statues...that's right you heard me....StatueMolesters.com - Molesting statues since 1834

Think he was in trouble for interfering with that Foul Ball at the Cubs game ????...Think again....Steve Bartman is responsible for far more than you think..............click troublemaker

Weed Overrated Says Limbaugh, prefers painkillers

My favorite......CD Baby: a little CD store with the best new independent music

Bigfoot sightings

Boston.com / News / Nation / STOP This Road closed to all but reptilesand amphibians until Halloween

Past McDonald's Halloween Happy Meals!

check out this site ......interesting...anyone you know?????.....this site recommended by Mick.......MugShots.com - Mugshots.com - Biggest Directory of Mug shots on the internet

here are some good polls...including worst Halloween costume.........click Poll

important technology news for the computer savvy...........click.txt

Once again I aim to keep you abreast of new religions......well here's a new one to explore.....click Mc-religion

Ever think of a career as a Seven-11 cashier?........well check out this link.........click future employment

Here's one for the high school students involved in Model UN (mick)..............click Bush

The Top 500 AOL screennames........click BeanDipYrself

Cubs ask for a "do-over".........click win

Is this another frivolous lawsuit.......you make the call.....click gay scouts

HUngry????....Ready to try something different?....how about a nice juicy Ninja Burger?....click ninja

Hello all.....again I've been busy all summer,,,,now that fall/winter is upon us I'll attempt to keep you informed and entertained.......so here goes..................mag

Paybacks are a Bitch........click deserving

Sorry I've been out for so long. However, due to numerous complaints from friends etc. I'll try to be back up on the Blog from summer vk. well here's one funny from Gary P.

> After every flight, pilots fill out a form
called a gripe sheet,
> which conveys to the mechanics problems
encountered with the
> aircraft during the flight that need repair or
correction. The
> mechanics read and correct the problem, and
then respond in
> writing on the lower half of the form what
remedial action was
> taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next
> flight. Never let it be said that ground crews
and engineers
> lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual
logged maintenance
> complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas
pilots and the
> solution recorded by maintenance engineers.
>
> By the way, Qantas is the only major airline
that has never had
> an accident.
>
> (P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
> (S = The solution and action taken by the
engineers.)
>
> P: Left inside main tire almost needs
replacement.
> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very
rough.
> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
> P: Something loose in cockpit.
> S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
> S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a
200 feet per
> minute descent.
> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing
gear.
> S: Evidence removed.
>
> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
> S: DME volume set to more believable level.
>
> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to
stick.
> S: That's what they're there for.
>
> P: IFF inoperative.
> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
> S: Suspect you're right.
>
> P: Number 3 engine missing.
> S: Engine found on right wing after brief
search.
>
> P: Aircraft handles funny.
> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly
right, and be serious.
>
> P: Target radar hums.
> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
> P: Mouse in cockpit.
> S: Cat installed.
>
> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a
> midget pounding on something with a hammer.
> S: Took hammer away from midget.

A cool Carlos Castaneda website....................click Don Juan

HOLY MACKARREL (SP) what a nice Father's Day present this would have made !!!!!!.................click no such luck

The usual gratuitous athelete babe pic.....Susen Tiedtke - Probably....The sexiest athlete ever...............click WOW

Is this really suppose to show creativity.......?????.......click gimme a break....

MICK........................click ICON

A picture of a PIG...............click Hill

I understand the Gun but what's with the Pen ?????.......click traffic ticket????

click shoot the Bastard....

A heartwarming picture of a Girl who missed her Dog...............click HUG

A college kid rubbin another college kid in the butt with a baseball.................click FOUL

A picture of a guy who I think wants to get himself shot...............click Saddam??

7,000 spanish nudes..........don't ask......................click ART ????????

DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!...................(ducks)...............click Quack

A great webpage....HOWSTUFFWORKS.COM..................click cool

Great Video of what happens when you shoot your computer monitor with an assault rifle.......click must see

This is what happens when cops trust someone being arrested.............click OOPS

Another Chemtrail conspiracy website..................click planes

This could be the Future....download a movie in 5 seconds........remember you heard it here first................click quick

If you feel like you're full of crap...why don't you try Colon Blow to clean you out....Recommended by Gary P.................click flush

The Extreme Elvis Website...............click Hound Dog

Way Beyond Sick.....................click...click.....click....

Some Yo Momma so Fat jokes....................

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

A picture of an Iranian Shish-K-Bob......................click pass me a skewer

The Dream Pit Crew..........................click Pit Stop

Groin Massage???????????????............................click I hope it feels better

Nude protesters.................click NO G8

Stupidest Picture of the Week...............click macaque

Somebody please explain this video to me...................click ???

Ok so this guy is building a criuse missle in his back yard with parts bought off the internet..................click psycho

Oil found on the Moon.....Who needs Iraq & Saudi Arabia.................click bat boy

The origins of "punch Buggy"..............click punch buggy

A picture of some guy with Flying Monkeys in the background ( I don't know about you but they always scared me).............click and your Little Dog Too...

A scary picture of a Deer in the Headlights.............click scary

Some 85 year old Pervert rubbing JLo's Booty.......................click wax figure

Have you ever heard of Flaming Alcohol drink shots.....well this guy takes the cake.................click Godzilla

NOw that almost everyone has a piercing or two what's next ??????...............click snake

Gratuitous Tennis Girl Pic.............click Jelena

It's nice to see a young boy and his favorite PET hugging each other and sharing some quality time......click hug tight

a picture of the world's smallest DOG......................click freako

Man spends 20 years in a crawl space.......................click Wacki Iraqi

Coming JUNE 5th will be the new Martian Microbe dolls..................click new microbe

How about giving your kids or sweetheart a nice soft plush GIANT DISEASE MICROBE for a gift.....you can't make this stuff up folks.....click Flu or Sore Throat microbe?

Whe is a nickle worth $1 Million dollars !???..................click buffalo

soon you will be able to use Google to search blogs.....click blog

OK class....how many of you knew that the US used concrete bombs in the Iraq war????...........click HEAVY

man gets injured because he threw out his extra gunpowder.....well he threw it out into his burning fireplace.....click whoosh

Wow!!! long time no post.....how about starting out with a two headed turtle.....click better than 1

A stupid Joke.....

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children." The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

check out the cool Trip Hop website..click on the Bands,,,,they all have samples to listen...my new favorite kind of music....click Groove

When you're bored around the house it's always fun to look at pictures of Samoans.....especially Wild Samoans.......(erin has a shirt from Samoa)......click WWF

How much patience do you have to play the Wall Street Bums Dungeon Game...check it out.......click...You find yourself standing in an antechamber

Finally a BearProof Tent....................click Drunks again

In case you were too lazy to click on the Goat Princess.....click Jennifer

Ok here is what you've been waiting for......OutdoorDrunks.com's pictures of them celebrating the Chinese year of the Goat....(I think that Jennifer the Goat Princess is really cute).....click pass me the horns..Bud

Polar Bear attacks Nuclear Submarine...................click up periscope

why Badgers don't make good pets.....click Boris the Badger

Here's a take charge kinda girl............click stalker

a fun way to spend your afternoons at a Museum.....click blend or liquify?

From the newspaper of record to the newspaper of make believe......click liars

Remember the Internet-ready port-o-john.......click ILOO..

A bizarre picture combining Pigs and a Tiger who was breast fed by Pigs........click Bacon

If looking at this doesn't drive you nuts....................click count the balck dots

How about a few Environmental Bumper Stickers.......

Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!

Nuke the unborn baby whales

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

Some NOT politically correct Drunk Bumper Stickers.....

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?

I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning

A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth

I ain't ass think ass you drunk i am.

Take me drunk I'm home

If I am swerving, I dropped my beer.

I am too drunk to walk, so I have to drive.

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Wow what an offer...these guys give you a FREE Jesusiscoming.com bumper sticker........click Hallelulia

We saw the weinermobile on the Road the other day but I haven't yet seen the Kissmobile.......clickl Oscar Meyer

My Hero....Now this guy is one tough Hombre......first he breaks his own arm the he cuts it off with a dull knife.......click OUCH !!!.

Did you know that the Iowa Egg Council has a wonderful website about Eggs and Egg recipes.......click sunnyside up

Bill Gates arrest mug shot.....................click say Windows

I've had arguments about my son but haven't thought of selling him.....this guy may be on to something.....click for sale

Hey ....looking for something new and entertaining for your kids birthday party.....how about renting some Pirates and Parrots.....click AHoy

a mouse on a mouse......click mouseosoft

Ah Hell here's some more....just like yo mama when she eats..... once you start you can't stop............
......
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

AND MY FAVORITE ONE....Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Some Yo'Mama's so Fat Jokes...

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

Yo mama's so fat, her butt has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.

Here's something for you girls to look up to-----The winner of the Miss Thailand heaviest contest ..give to the contestant who best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant........REALLY..........click OINK

Amazing Pics of a UFO during the 911 attack.....scroll down for the video....it's really weird.....click UFO

A picture of a Sonic Boom..........really amazing pic.........................click Boom!!!

Little Fish which thery were catching off the surf while I was in Miami, Fla................click snapper

The 2002 Darwin Awards.........................click thin the herd

A picture of a Ciera................click ugly

Ever wonder how they come up with some of these idiotic car names???...............click Ciera

School bus driver calls cops and tells them someone stole his 22 cal pistol & bags of pot...............click Huh?

Erin here's one for you....A pug riding a pink Volkswagen......click luv-pug

Yes folks.....it's a sick world out there.......click poor sheep !!

Oh to be back to the old days of simple country pleasures.....pleasures such as "sheep riding".......click Baaaaa...

and to keep you well informed of current events here is a list of May Holidays.......(don't forget May 14th is National Dance like a Chicken Day)......no kidding !!!......click cluck !!!

a picture from the SARS fashion show in China............click haute sanitation

First it was the Giant Rat now it's........"POT leaves on strike".........click weed

Official Swearing in of a Local Japanese Superhero.......click I promise to help mankind

Nice wedding dress........click WOW...

My ultimate dream for my construction sites has finally become a reality !!!!!!!!!!!!..........click port-o-soft

After helping him out all these years......Blind man gets jail time for kicking his dog to death......click poor Inky

Ever wonder what it's like to get your head wedged between the legs of a Ronald Mc Donald statue.....(most likely not but here it is)............click what was this kid thinking??????

A picture of Rumsfeld trying to pretend his arm is a cannon coming out of a tank.....click boom!

Another way to get-a head........click another head

I know....I've been lax in my posting.....fact is I've been really busy so I will have to make up in quality what I've lacked in quantity.....Wa...some tidbits for you.....click head

Last pic of the day...old lady takes a picture of her grandkid and photographs an Alien's Head on her unplugged TV........click weird

No I'm not going to post guy pics for the girls but I'll at least do this far......click surf's up

Picture of the day..click freestyle

Riding a wave....talk about going Tubular.......click Pipe

Are you now or were you ever a Batgirl Fan???......click Batgirl

You can all thank me for doing all the legwork for you on the web.....Another FANTASTIC site....one that you will e-mail me about..(no before you ask I'm NOT the site creator)...click HOY !!!!!!

In case you need the sausage making machine...here's where you can get it and what it looks like....click bratwurst

Did you know that there IS a sausagemaker.com .........everything you need to know to get started on a sausage making career......click grinder

In case you got hungry looking at the other corn dog here is a recipe straight from hillbilly housewife.com click corn dog

This is the ultimate Windows Pet.....you know those annoying little animations....well this one is the COOLEST !!!!!.........click my dog pal

Nun's told to change their Habits,,,,(get it)???...............click nun-sersise

You've got to be kidding...a few weeks ago I showed you the fake cardboard cop cars as decoys....now the next step is.....click officer 2D

How's this for sick....New Bedford unknowingly uses a municipal employee for it's ad an he's a child molester........click Pride

Joke submitted up by my Brother Wa .......Are these Coincidences ??????
IACOCCA stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

A coincidence?..........


Look at the following familiar examples.

Bush stands for :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein !

Clinton stands for :

Call
Lewinsky,
I

Need
The
Oral
Now !

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in
bad naming

Osama stands for :

Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles
Again!

a picture of a stupid looking baby monkey..................click baba

why just tell me .....why??????????????????................click sting

This guy wanted to end it badly.........click Black & Decker

We all knew it was bound to happen.....Baghdad Bob get job offer.....if he's alive.......click Lies all Lies

What the Hell happened?????...believe it or not these are pictures of Christina Aguilera and were take April 26, 2003 !!!!!......click HOY.

Talk about a cheap excuse to shoot somebody........click mow

Neither Hussein nor the Democrats could beat Donald Rumsfeld....how about a group of reporters???.....click breathing room

Sorry I've been gone for so long....vacation in Miami Beach was lots of fun !!!.....well on to more important topics......click what is this and can you eat it???

One for the guys.....a pic of Anna K...........click go tennis

This picture of the British Paratroopers looks just a TAD too cozy for me......think i'll wait to be last in the shower....click pass me the Soap

When pigs fly.....click porcine

My how they've grown.....now the're preparing for college exams........click MK&A

First it was Navy Seals....now it's gone to the Dogs.....click fido

Not only does this psycho run out into the ballfield...but now we have to see his butt.....click gimme yo pants...

First there was Aerobics...then Jazzercize....then Tae Bo....now there's the NEW Hottest work out........click sicko

What's with all these idiots today..... There must be something in the air.....I know...It's the full moon......another genius at play.......click pork chop

Another group of prospective Darwin Award candidates testing out the strength of their foreheads.........click more vodka please

HOLY S&%#........the frog got revenge on this Darwin award candidate.....!!!!!!!..............click potato gun

I don't know what to say about this story.........click boar....ed

I guess this is one way to win a game......click eyefull

AND MY FAVORITE STORY OF THE DAY IS.......click pass the Budweiser son

Bad news for you Gorilla meat fans...it's coming of the menu in Cameroon.......click pass me the elephant please..

The story of Barfing Barb....the college ghost......click chunks

The Army is pondering how to arm their latest vehicle in the war against Terrorism........click desert battleship

Separated at Birth ??????....you decide....click sig heil

a real conceled briefcase MP5 (not as fancy as the other one).....click briefcase

A picture of a new kind of Vertical Horse dancing......click Whoa....

Just what I like....a cute and friendly little Kitty........click Hissss

Every terrorist's or special ops dream machine.............click MP5

How to kick in a door....Batman style.....click manly marine

YES..YES...YES....In case you were wondering YES...you CAN get the Iraqi Death Playing cards.....click gambler saddam

Remember this British commando whose Kevlar helmet saved his life......well....click prank

The eradication of Hydrilla....an after dinner topic to discuss with the upper crust....and academic intelligensia...click big fish

This article's headline says it all.........click pee

This is even more dangerous than the second hand smoke.........click NO SMOKING

I actually read this story about a year ago and e-mailed it to several people....and now her son has died a second time.....click lizard

This company sets up Murder Misteries and stages them for your company......I thought it was interesting by itself to Post.......but then I scrolled down towards the bottom of the website and what did I see???????..............click Oh NO !!!!.

Once again to keep you posted on our favorite comedian's web connections I bring you...(courtesy of Paula).....click Mister Minister

As sent by Vinnie...The mother of all Websites....click Bhagdad bob.

Another Best of Bhagdad Bob.....click Comical Ali,.

As donated by Gary & Pat P.
Now that the B-52's have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intel has
discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse the
ground troops. Special Ops have reported that these new names include:

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Dissizbad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
10. Diplane kiltHussein

And just so you don't think I forgot to post the wacky religion of the week.......click clone

Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule:


MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Shapeless, Black Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"
8:30 - "God's Will and Grace Can Keep Us From Touching One Another"
9:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek
10:00 - "Matlock"

Iraqi jokes

What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.


What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.


What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.


What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.


Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.


How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2... C-130... F-15


What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks
are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force

Check out Britney's Big Bust.......click bad food

another picture of our friend "comical Ali".......click all is well

And this moron takes his fish for a walk......click fish

Poor Idiot Bank Robber....nobody takes him seriously...the old finger in the coat trick did't work......click stickemup...

Do you know what time it is....(sent bu TKO)........click bomb

A story about everybody's favorite Iraqi....."Comical Ali"..........click Americans? what americans????

Hey guess what.....Greta beats O'reilly this week....FOX kicks MSNBC and CNN's Butt .....!!!!......CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., APR. 7, 2003

GRETA 6.3 [RATING]
O'REILLY 5.3
HANNITY/COLMES 4.6
SHEP SMITH 4.4
BRIT HUME 4.0
AARON BROWN 3.7
LARRY KING 3.1
OLBERMANN 1.6
HARDBALL 1.5

somehow it seems a little scary to have the tallest building in the world also have the fastest elevators......2,461 feet per minute.....click going down.....

The guy in this photo does not like Saddam (either that or he hungers for money) click to enlarge the picture.....click nutso

This New York dude hung out at bars and sketched on the back of business cards....now he does it for a living....no-kidding,....some of the cartoons contain profane language......click barfly

It's really kinda sad...I did a Google search for Scabs..planning to hit a Union Website and I hit upon the South Carolina Association of Blind Students (SCABS)....click somewhere

Are you afraid of the Rat King....maybe it's cause you're a SCAB......click UNION LABOR

I don't know why the parent's in this school are so ticked off....what's wrong with taking 13 year old boys and girls to the neighborhood Hooters.....Oh, I guess it's because the school superintendent took them there.....Oh well maybe it was career night.........click chicken wings

the new girl starring in Terminator 3..........click Gallery

a picture of a RAT getting what he deserves.......click Fedayeen

It seems some of the soldier's don't really like Geraldo.......some even put their hands in unmentionable places prior to shaking his hand.....click gross

Cloning an Endangered Species....a cute cattle like thing........check it out.....click clone

Did you ever wonder what most criminals request foir their last, meal....well in Texas..........click cheeseburgers

Boy ...I've tried to produce an interesting Blog Site....well Mick found the most Dull Blog....very innovative....and fun to read.......click Yawn....

Boy just when you thought you did lateral thinking somebody shows you up........click potty printing

Interesting Town names......click "Passing Gas"

The MAN SHOW Periodic Table of the Elements...not for kids..........click trampoline

If you want your marriage to last don't complain about the Farts..........clcik Gas

Bue...Bye..."Chemical Ali"....you won't be missed......click ALi

Holy S%$#@....what do you do when your truck overturns with 80 MILLION BEES...........click BUZZZZZZZ.......

A pretty off the wall intelligence website......click far out

a good intelligence website with some pretty interesing stuff.......click tribune

GUYYYYYYYSSSS look at the picture...It's the New-man...........click I'm everywhere

J.C Penney adopts new policy when returning merchandise click no returns buddy

Holy Crap.....don't mess with a Field Hockey Chick....beware of Erin & Heather !!!!>.....click stop it girl !!

Could this have been caused by a bad burger???.......click fart?

When does scissor cut paper....how about string.......click silly string

Gee why would I NOT want to be part of this Regime........2. Iraqi Soldiers: We Had to Eat Grass, Witness Executions

Human Rights Watch on Friday revealed the first independent, substantial information about Iraqi army deserters since the war began, and it ain't pretty.

Many of the 26 soldiers interviewed by the organization spoke of extremely low pay ($2 or even less a month) and meager food rations. One witness described the summary execution of 10 suspected deserters. Others said they knew of execution squads of 10 to 12 men.

"Some days we were so hungry we would eat grass, which we mixed with a little water," said a 21-year-old soldier from Baghdad whose unit was part of the Fifth Corps. "We didn't wash ourselves for 40 days. Often there was no drinking water, and they would give us jerry cans and tell us to go and fill them from the pools of water that gathered on the ground when it rained."

Some of the Iraqi soldiers described inhumane punishments including beatings or being forced to crawl across stones on their bare knees or backs. One showed the scars on his back from this punishment. Their officers frequently warned them that they would be executed if they tried to escape. Several deserters said their officers forced them to remain in their positions during the air strikes, telling them to "die like men."

The eyewitness to an execution said that on March 26, 10 deserters were brought to an open field where a colonel had gathered other units to witness the execution. "This is what happens to betrayers of our nation," the colonel told the assembled troops, according to the witness. He then began shooting the alleged deserters one by one. Other members of the execution squad joined in. The colonel then ordered the bodies to be dragged up onto a hillside so the soldiers would have a better view of the corpses.

Have you ever wanted to be a spy but couldn't find a "spy school"?......well here's where you can actually take counterintelligence 101....honest...scroll down after you link....click spy school

You thought you'd seen it all......not yet...Oh, hell...I won't say anything and let you see it for yourself...submitted by Jose.....(hope you feel better dude)......click OUCH!

Take a "Spy Drive" through downtown Washington with ex-CIA and KGB agents......no kidding...this is real !!!...click Agents

You've heard of a Ginat Squid how about a Colossal Squid......click Calamari

Beer Can Bob

I challenge anyone else to tell me they have been to the site of BEER CAN BOB.....visit the site....make your own bob and submit pictures to the site....who knows...maybe you'll win a prize......click BOB

Did you ever wonder what a deep Philosophical discussion would sound like at the Jerry Springer show???........click Jerry,,,Jerry....Jerry

In case you're bored this summer with nothing to do....how about a summer internship at MAD Magazine.........click what me worry?

You've just got to laugh a this High School Locker Room Peeper...........think he'll do it again ???....click stuck

Did you know you can create color tombstone designs for your final resting place ????????click dead_can't_dance

Does anyone really think that Microsoft can come up with a better product than Google?????.......click NO_WAY

Another great web page from retrocrush.com....the greatest retro toys of all time....guaranteed to bring memories for anyone over 40. .......I had forgotten but I actually remember owning the Great Garlloo.....he was reaaly scary......click monster

I'll bet you had no idea there was a site called "retrocrush.com" . I'll also bet you had no idea that the wacky movie "Mars Attack" was originally base on a 1962 set of trading cards. When you enlarge and click on the cards you'll be a amazed that the pictures on the cards were faithfully recreated in the movie. Check it out....click Martians'

You've heard of the Dogs of War ....how about the Dolphins of war.....click flipper

Our friends the French....defiling the graves of soldiers who gave their lives to Liberate the French.....click BOYCOTT

Congratulations to the Special Ops guys for bringing back Jessica........click POW

For those of you who won't read them all this was one of my favorites.....#11: The Eruption of Mount Edgecumbe
In 1974 residents of Sitka, Alaska were alarmed when the long-dormant volcano neighboring them, Mount Edgecumbe, suddenly began to belch out billows of black smoke. People spilled out of their homes onto the streets to gaze up at the volcano, terrified that it was active again and might soon erupt. Luckily it turned out that man, not nature, was responsible for the smoke. A local prankster named Porky Bickar had flown hundreds of old tires into the volcano's crater and then lit them on fire, all in a (successful) attempt to fool the city dwellers into believing that the volcano was stirring to life. According to local legend, when Mount St. Helens erupted six years later, a Sitka resident wrote to Bickar to tell him, "This time you've gone too far!"

I know it's one day late but better late than never.......THE TOP 100 APRIL FOOLS GAGS OF ALL TIME.........CLICK fool

A very interesting Real Estate development for these folks.....they can't get their deposit back....click beach next door

As if the Catholic Church doesn't have enough problems with the priests and the sex scandals....now NUNS are breaking into unmanned missle silos.......(Erin is a Nun for the school play....NO erin no missle silos !!)click war protest

Only in Scotland can you attack someone with an axe and not lose your job............click take this job and Keep it

Nowadays everyone is talking about homeopathic and do it yourself medicine.....this one kinda pushes the envelope....click Braaaains

In case anyone was wondering I'm home today with a not-too severe (hopefully) ankle sprain.....for anyone who wants to know what an ankle sprain is...it's symptoms and treatment....click ankle

How about former gorgeous "Baywatch" star Yasmine Bleeth.........yeah you remember her,.... the gourgeous brunnete......I even had a Baywatch air freshener with a picture of her in her one piece red baywatch suit.....well it looks like a little too much cocaine took it's toll on her........click un-model

Does anyone want to see one of Ozzy Osbourne's first arrest pictures.......my he still looks like he might have had a brain left ..no not really....click OZZY

Important story about Saddam's latest televised address......is he dead or alive....????/...click saddam

This has to be one of my top 10 posts ever !!!!!!!!!!......kick back....crank up the volume and enjoy........let me know how you like it.....click kitty

The stupid game of the day....not as entertaining as Monkey Bowling from last week but definitely stupid.....click copter

For those of you who never saw it before....Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics...........click Genius

A picture of the Snake Head Fish.......click dead

Nude video games........click volleyball

He wins the lottery 38 times.........click lucky

The story of BAT BOY.....the Weekly World News.....Supermarket Hero..didn't you always wonder how it started ???...click Bat

This guy has some severe problems........click roast pigeons

someone please telll me what this is ????.............................click Duck

How about trying SEGA Monkey Bowling.......click strike!!!

Want to be your own studio DJ here is a program for you...( no I didn't try it yet ...I'll let Mick screen it)....click DJ RAMA

These are the people we are up against.in North Korea........remember folks.....click Triplets...you get your main info from Maggotx.blogspot.com............

These are the people we are up against.in North Korea........remember folks........you get your main info from Maggotx.blogspot.com............

Did you even think that Elvira..,The Princecess of the Dark...would NOT have her own web page????.....click haunted hills (get it?)

This is Mickie's kind of web page...didi you ever feel like discussing the various nuances of measuring time ?????/click clock

How about the exploding whale webpage.......click BOOM

And I guess last but not least...I...I can't describe it......you've got to see this to believe it.....click Michael Jackson

you gotta wonder.....is this really true ?????click don't wear RED

The Iraqi military is getting pounded by the U.S and Britain but I might consider joining the Iraqi Navy......click espresso

This has to be about them freakiest thing i've ever posted to date.......someone please tell me what it means.....click triangle

Kinda funny...misunderstood computer terms......click left mouse key

Jordt wants to know where Taffy was for the last 7 months....come to think of it click woofso do I..........

All I gotta say is the man must have been hungry for Pork Chops !!!!click staba, staba

Since I'm so accident prone...I could somehow see this happening to me....but boy he must have felt just a little stupid......click butterfingers

Sorry for not posting for a while.......how about starting out w/ a cat mistaken for a UFO......click ZAP !!

Shoot Bin Laden in this very entertaining game......(note the radar on the left)....click KILLADDEN

And you wonder....how is MAG going to end for today a top the guy who chained himself to the wrong building.....well how about THIS folks.....ENJOY..ps. (sorry about the stupid pop-ups)click x-ray pic

How about a serious and smart article for a change of pace......click GPS

You know what they say about European sports fans being a bit psycho....well how about holding a grudge for 19 years.....click PLYMOUTH

Remember the Alligator story in the miniature golf course a week or so ago????....well here's the conclusion....click alligator

What do you think you have to do to be charged with this Crime "obtaining food with intent to defraud"????....If your interested you'll have to click here....click crustacean

I kinda don't know what to say about this one....how could he beat the Submariner's stink fish shoe????....click stinkfoot

The stupid idiot Tobbacco farmer finally surrendered (taking a cue from the French)....too bad they didn't shoot the moron....John Deere advertisement

This was so riduculous I had to post it twice..(on purpose).....Take a good look at the gu'ys face !!!...and he didn't even have the KEY !!!!!....click my first double post

You just gotta laugh at this idiot....I laughed out loud in the middle of the Public Library when I posted this !!!!.....click today's winner !!!

What do you do in a public stall w/no TP...????....an intersting poll...click hey buddy spare a square

Here's another creative way which terrorists can try spreading viruses....and it was accidental!!!!!.....click boom brain

I always wondered how they get them to pose like that..........click original lovebirds

Do you think these anti-war demonstrations are getting a little out of hand???????.......click Ronald

The calm before the storm.....this one's a keeper pic.......click sunset F-14

How the Russians show off their Cats at a cat show..........click ouch !!

This is the stuppidest story of the day,......somehow....when you read it it doesn't inspire confidence in the Washington Police...or FBI or Secret Service....If a single farmer with a tractor can bring the Capitol to a standstill what are they going to do when a bunch of terrorists attack.......this is really sick....these guys are the ones protecting US !!!!!!!........................click LOSERS

How about this idiot Saddam impersonator....you may have seen him in the movie "Hot Shots"......click shootim

Eerie picture... a surreal sign of the times.......click What would washington think

you heard it first on MAG's Spontaneous Generation....Saddam may scoot before the war...........click diamonds are forever....

I dunno....I'm sure there must have been a bigger Cheeto discovered before.........click chunk-o-cheeto

Boycott the French......(even if you like their politics boycott them anyway).......click Sacre' Bleu

Hello all....TKO forwarded an on-line miniature golf link......click FORE !!

Been very busy with Mick's wisdom teeth being extracted and him blowing his face up like a balloon......But here's something to make you laugh before the big war...click baby

Looking for a new way to lose weight?????click not a good idea

You think you smell bad when you finish exercising and need a shower...how would you like to smell like rotten fish all of the time....click stink....

VOTE and e-mail me for the stupid picture of the day vote #1 vote #2 or vote #3

are those eyeballs on his fingertips ?????click alien

A picture of some Alpacas.......click furry

I'm telling ya' you just gotta love these Lebannese Muslims...they are such nice fun people....and the way the educate their children should be an inspiration to the whole world....click good boy, make momma proud

But what's with these pictures....she was all over the place with those two weirdoes....hMMMMMMM???????click what went on?

She sure looks happy to be back with her siblings .......click beaming

Elizabeth is back !!!!!!!!...but there's a lot of queestions to be answered........click weird "kidnapping"

Man tired of mowing his lawn enlists herd of wild boar to do it for him click this little piggy

Come get you McArabia with Arab Sauce click McDonalds world takeover

This guy robbed banks to maintain his "female Physique"......click what's under your coat buddy

Read some kid letters to the President....actually this is from Whitehouse.org not whitehouse .gov the real web page and not from whitehouse.com ( a porn site)...click read the last one

Hurry before time runs out....Saddam is running a limited time only special..2 for the price of one,.....for the Grand opening of his Suicide Camp.... click Camp Saddam...

You know they did say the price of a gallon of gas was going to cost an arm and a leg........click ouch!!

did you ever wish to feed the world's smallest Bat ????..........click little guy

Neat picture...3 of the Great Lakes are frozen over.....click ice fishing

This week's Religion of the Moment......how about the Church of Body Modification????.....click piercing

I thought I had heard of a lot of musical Genres but for those of you who want to know about "Black Metal" check out these fun guys.....click music?

Let's all celebrate women's day !!!! Let's all celebrate like Russian women !!click go with the floe

They finally tested MOAB ("mother of all bombs") (( Actually it's "Massive Ordnance Air Burst"))...........click boom

This man could have been teaching you or your kids.....click nut case

When is 91% greater than 91% ?????.......click statistic manipulation

Well what do you know.....Freaky Maddonna has been taking Yoga...make sure to click on the picture click contorsionist

Hey everyone there's a new game show being planned by the the famed CET (that's China Entertainment Television) it's called Count Your Blessings...check it out click wheelchair

I'm sure you didn't know the Weekly World News has an on-line edition ???? Well, here's today's headlines......click they're here!!

Comeon Sonny.....the wife and kid ??????......what happened with fighting against the Pagans and Warlocks and other gangs????....click pathetic 2

How pathetic can you get ??????...............click losers

For those of you Quentin Tarantino fans and those of you who liked Reservoir Dogs.....can you can play the game at home !!!......click Mr. Pink

Looking at this picture it's a wonder there aren't more train wrecks...........click spaghetti

For those who want to do drugs....check out these before and after photos of a woman who took speed...the photos span only 4 years.....click not cute

The presumed originators of the Hoagie....or were they ??.........click salami

Hey mick....remember that we talked about this 3-3-03:3:33 thing ?????click weird

This is what happens when you hit a Kangaroo while on a bicycle......click Ouch !

Ok...for those of you who don't know...Hooters naw has an Airline Hooters Air...they fly out of Myrtle Beach.....the big question is...will they survive or "go BUST"...click chicken wings

Ever complain about those lazy Drug Dealers......maybe you should read this article.......click hard work

Think you have bad luck???.....think again....click crooks

Some people feel rather strongly to not being brought back from dying at the Hospital.......click tattoo

First the Country of Turkey tells the US to shove it.....Now real Turkeys are invading the country....what's next???........click Gobble.

I didn't even know there a live alligators in Miniature Golf Courses..........click crock

Have you ever dared anybody to start a fire with a block of ice????....more than likely you haven't but if you want to learn how....click COOL

Remember a few weeks ago I asked if you were ready to try a new religion???......well today's your lucky day... I have a new offering for anyone interested....(No I don't believe in this but It sure is weird !!!!)..........click Dracula

Now is your chance to compete against others in the AIr Guitar Championships ........click strum

I think that Wal Mart is a little confused about the HOBBIT book.make sure to read the book's description..click weird

For a diversion why not take the DOG TEST.....click BOW WOW

Batman and Robin 30 years later......I think they looked better in Spandex.....click Holy Oldies Batman

Isn't it nice to know that people in other counties love America so much...it just makes me want to go to Germany to Vacation....click Uncle Sam

If you had this much body hair would you wear a low cut T-shirt like this....click Sheik

Hello everyone and welcome back....I hope you had a better weekend than me....I've had better....anyway..on to lighter topics...did you ever wish to put a voodoo curse on someone????......well some people can afford to put curses or voodoo on others.......one of those sicko's is our favorite FREAK...MJ......click bloodbath voodoo

HEY GUESS WHAT YOU"RE ACCEPTED TO CORNELL.....!!!!!!!...............OOPps sorry.................click bummer

Remember....If you have State Farm Insurance and you get your house blown up by a Nuke you can't file a claim......Damn....I have my homeowners Insurance with State Farm.....click NUKE

this has got to be the sicko story of the day .......click perv

If you didn't think the J-Lo article from the other day was pretty weird how about this one........click potty break

The Iraqi's said "hey idiots...shit or get off the pot."......click human shields

What in the hell do the Chilean's have to do the the pendingwas in Iraq !???????????????????click naked

For anyone interested you can buy one of Brad Pitt's farts in a Jar click stink

Get something confiscated at airport security? Buy it back on Ebayclick no-kidding

Don't they make a cute (and weird) couple......click pam & the kid

The newest and latest........."Most Powerful Gun" in the world............click magnum

This ad was created to advertise the beaches in Spain....unfortunately....some women's group found it offensive, although another women's group supported it. Anyhow, it was deemed sexist and pulled. By the way there was also a men's version going to be aired.......click SPAIN Marks

Here' a story to make you feel safe on a Bullet Train............. click snore

Remember......these hollywood people and entertainers are the ones saying that "we" should NOT be driving around in SUV's cause they use up so much gas !!!! click you NOT me

Interesting story about the Army the U.S. will soon be fighting. Does anyone have any spare bedsheets (prefferably white) cut into small 2' squares????


Iraqi soldiers defecting

Morale is low in the Iraqi army and many soldiers are preparing white flags of surrender, we are told by someone in northern Iraq who recently interviewed two defectors from Saddam Hussein's army. One was a captain who defected from the 5th Mechanized Division of the 1st Corps, based near the northern city of Kirkuk. The captain told our informant that the heavy division was only 35 percent combat-effective. The captain said morale was so low that younger soldiers are speaking openly about surrendering � before the first shot has been fired. A second soldier, a senior noncommissioned officer, defected from the same division's 34th Brigade, based south of the northern city of Mosul.
This soldier said that of the 28 tanks in his care, only six were working. The others were broken down or otherwise in need of repair. "He said the whole division was at about 25 percent effectiveness and most soldiers were hiding their white flags," said our source, who spoke recently to both defectors. Intelligence sources in northern Iraq, where both CIA Special Operations Group officers and Army Special Forces are active, said there have been dozens of defectors in the past several weeks. There also are reports that Saddam's henchmen have issued orders to commanders to shoot any deserters they can catch.
The poor state of Saddam's regular army recalls that of some units in the 1991 Persian Gulf war, when Iraqi soldiers were so eager to surrender that some gave up to an Italian film crew that was covering the war.

good morning to all....NJ had a minute (small) snowfall today of 1-2 ". The lead article which caught my attention is the soon to be first "face" transplant in the world. No it isn't made up it's true. Check it out if you desire at click burnt face

For those of you feeling intellectual have you ever really pondered the meaning of "cognitive dissonance"????? click heavy

How many people will be fooled by the two dimensional car......Oh..I forgot it's in the Ukraine........click stupid

Scenic post of the day........how I wish I were there.......click scenic

Cute....Ahhhhhh....picture of the day click my dear (deer?)

As most of you have heard....the new "in-thing" is to complain about SUV's and how much gas the use, how polluting they are and how they are so dangerous. Well in case you don't know....the new cool vehicle to replace SUV's will be "Crossover" vehicles. That's right you heard it here first !! (maybe)....anyway..the Honda Element is the premier crossover...It combines the features of an SUV and a car .....or light truck...anyway...this will be the next big thing for the next ten years...check it out and please check out the pictures in the gallery...the inside is as crazy as the outside.....another good thing is that they started at $16,900.00...(NO I DON'T OWN hONDA STOCK! ....click Honda

I think to end today's Blogs I'll leave you with the story of Exploding Dead People.........click Kaboom !

As if we didn't have enough problems with North Korea threating the U.S. with Nuclear Weapons....now they're threatning to sing us to death !!!!!! click korean nightmare

In case you are politically correct and don't want to make fun of the French here are French Horn Jokes click instrument

In case you're fed up with the French and their holier than thou attiture.........click french jokes

In case you've ever wondered what a piglet looks like after it has gone through a blender...then click alligator food

Ask yourself.......How did he get this babe and why did it take him so long to get divorced from his wife Alisson ???.......click howard

When you women complain that your men don't do any work....just be glad you don't live in Albania........click mule

See U'all tomorrow........click bye.....

another for the guys.......do you think that National Geographic isn't making enough money showing naked africans......????click swimsiuts

One for the guys....why is J-lo wearing such a long skirt???.................click legs

Erin & Heather........Erin is the Pug......click cute couple

White Trash vs. White Trash ......click Tonya

Instead of the caption "Man jumps into Ice Hole" it should read "Ass-hole jumps into Ice Hole" click cold water

Another special prayer to Jesica Santillan, 17 the teenage girl who died with the botched heart transplant.........

Has anyone ever heard of a Theremin.....I know Wa maybe has, or Mick.....It's kinda like a synthesiser...Led Zeppelin used it in Whole Lotta Love.....If you're interested click to find out about the Theremin...Hell..you may even decide to build your own.....click theremin

A special prayer to all those who died in the Rhode Island Club Fire.............If they hadn't tried to beat each other out the door, eveyone could have gotten out safely.....

Wow......would you believe some of this software is available.......kinda scary......click spy

For those of you who wonder why France is so chummy with Iraq....you may find this picture interesting and enlightning....mag....click saddam

Don't anyone get offended....it's only a joke.....(passed on by the Vinman)

Jesus is walking through heaven one day, a little bored, hen he passes the Pearly Gates and sees St. Peter talking with an elderly gentleman and decides to go over and hear the man's tale.
"Where are you from, old man?" Jesus asks.
"Well, I lived my life on the shores of the Mediterranean," the old man replies.
"Hmmm. I spent some time there myself," says Jesus. "What did you do for a living?"
"Well, I was a poor carpenter," says the old man.
"Wow. So was I," says Jesus.
"And I had a son," says the old man. "Well, he wasn't my
son really, but a miraculous spirit came into him and he
became a very famous person."
Jesus can't hold back any longer. "Father!" he cries.

The old man falls into Jesus' outstretched arms. "Pinocchio!"

OK you heard it here first......this is the future technological weapon that is being worked on by numerous countries....the "E-Bomb". Which the gov't has supposedly not yet tested....and which it says it won't use on Iraq....read about the E-bomb......click bomb

Gotta have at least one cute and cuddly picture for the girls.(E&H)....click cuddly

All you can EAT at the neighborhood chinese buffet...........click munch

Oooops.....something fell out !!!!.............click for ooops

I'm a George Bush supporter.....but I gotta admit I found this protest poster amusing.......click Bush

Pending NJ Assembly Bill A3344 proposes to make the Highbush Blueberry the official state fruit....please check out the bill and give it support..Mick....see this would have been a good Model Congress!!!.click blueberry.

So you think you're tough......beat this guy......click for tough guy

WHAT THE H*$*@........someone stole my name !!!!!!!!...this guy even has a maggotx logo !!!!!....It's some guy recording his own music on a computer.!!! MICK it's not you is it ???????...maggotx

For those of you who haven't heard them Zero 7 is one of the best ....if not the best new band out.......zero 7

This is a picture of a dog priest....didn't you always wonder what a dog priest would look like ??? click here BOW Amen Wow

somehow it doen't seem right that he should be allowed to do this to her in public click here

For anyone who never saw the space shuttle riding on top of an airplane you might find this interesting

Tired of your old religion???? why not check out this new link...... click for the new church

for those of you who clicked on the vietnamese recipes...and wondered what is fish sauce is and where can I get it.. here you go ... fish sauce link.

Here is a link for vietnamese recipes note that a lot of them use fish sauce....Click Here for recipes

Can anyone name at least one Vietnamese Food recipe?......How about one which doesn't contain fish sauce? Did you know that fish sauce is a main ingredient in vietnamese cooking?.

welcome to my BLOG..where I will attempt to educate, amuse and who knows what else.........more substantial musings to follow......