Tuesday, May 27, 2003

A picture of some guy with Flying Monkeys in the background ( I don't know about you but they always scared me).............click and your Little Dog Too...
A scary picture of a Deer in the Headlights.............click scary
Some 85 year old Pervert rubbing JLo's Booty.......................click wax figure
Have you ever heard of Flaming Alcohol drink shots.....well this guy takes the cake.................click Godzilla
NOw that almost everyone has a piercing or two what's next ??????...............click snake
Gratuitous Tennis Girl Pic.............click Jelena
It's nice to see a young boy and his favorite PET hugging each other and sharing some quality time......click hug tight
a picture of the world's smallest DOG......................click freako
Man spends 20 years in a crawl space.......................click Wacki Iraqi
Coming JUNE 5th will be the new Martian Microbe dolls..................click new microbe
How about giving your kids or sweetheart a nice soft plush GIANT DISEASE MICROBE for a gift.....you can't make this stuff up folks.....click Flu or Sore Throat microbe?
Whe is a nickle worth $1 Million dollars !???..................click buffalo
soon you will be able to use Google to search blogs.....click blog

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

OK class....how many of you knew that the US used concrete bombs in the Iraq war????...........click HEAVY
man gets injured because he threw out his extra gunpowder.....well he threw it out into his burning fireplace.....click whoosh
Wow!!! long time no post.....how about starting out with a two headed turtle.....click better than 1

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

A stupid Joke.....

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children." The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
check out the cool Trip Hop website..click on the Bands,,,,they all have samples to listen...my new favorite kind of music....click Groove
When you're bored around the house it's always fun to look at pictures of Samoans.....especially Wild Samoans.......(erin has a shirt from Samoa)......click WWF
How much patience do you have to play the Wall Street Bums Dungeon Game...check it out.......click...You find yourself standing in an antechamber
Finally a BearProof Tent....................click Drunks again
In case you were too lazy to click on the Goat Princess.....click Jennifer
Ok here is what you've been waiting for......OutdoorDrunks.com's pictures of them celebrating the Chinese year of the Goat....(I think that Jennifer the Goat Princess is really cute).....click pass me the horns..Bud
Polar Bear attacks Nuclear Submarine...................click up periscope
why Badgers don't make good pets.....click Boris the Badger
Here's a take charge kinda girl............click stalker
a fun way to spend your afternoons at a Museum.....click blend or liquify?
From the newspaper of record to the newspaper of make believe......click liars
Remember the Internet-ready port-o-john.......click ILOO..

Friday, May 09, 2003

A bizarre picture combining Pigs and a Tiger who was breast fed by Pigs........click Bacon
If looking at this doesn't drive you nuts....................click count the balck dots
How about a few Environmental Bumper Stickers.......

Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!

Nuke the unborn baby whales

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Some NOT politically correct Drunk Bumper Stickers.....

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?

I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning

A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth

I ain't ass think ass you drunk i am.

Take me drunk I'm home

If I am swerving, I dropped my beer.

I am too drunk to walk, so I have to drive.

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Wow what an offer...these guys give you a FREE Jesusiscoming.com bumper sticker........click Hallelulia
We saw the weinermobile on the Road the other day but I haven't yet seen the Kissmobile.......clickl Oscar Meyer
My Hero....Now this guy is one tough Hombre......first he breaks his own arm the he cuts it off with a dull knife.......click OUCH !!!.
Did you know that the Iowa Egg Council has a wonderful website about Eggs and Egg recipes.......click sunnyside up
Bill Gates arrest mug shot.....................click say Windows
I've had arguments about my son but haven't thought of selling him.....this guy may be on to something.....click for sale
Hey ....looking for something new and entertaining for your kids birthday party.....how about renting some Pirates and Parrots.....click AHoy
a mouse on a mouse......click mouseosoft

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Ah Hell here's some more....just like yo mama when she eats..... once you start you can't stop............
......
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

AND MY FAVORITE ONE....Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Some Yo'Mama's so Fat Jokes...

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

Yo mama's so fat, her butt has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Here's something for you girls to look up to-----The winner of the Miss Thailand heaviest contest ..give to the contestant who best exhibits the characteristics of an elephant........REALLY..........click OINK
Amazing Pics of a UFO during the 911 attack.....scroll down for the video....it's really weird.....click UFO
A picture of a Sonic Boom..........really amazing pic.........................click Boom!!!
Little Fish which thery were catching off the surf while I was in Miami, Fla................click snapper
The 2002 Darwin Awards.........................click thin the herd
A picture of a Ciera................click ugly
Ever wonder how they come up with some of these idiotic car names???...............click Ciera
School bus driver calls cops and tells them someone stole his 22 cal pistol & bags of pot...............click Huh?
Erin here's one for you....A pug riding a pink Volkswagen......click luv-pug
Yes folks.....it's a sick world out there.......click poor sheep !!
Oh to be back to the old days of simple country pleasures.....pleasures such as "sheep riding".......click Baaaaa...

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

and to keep you well informed of current events here is a list of May Holidays.......(don't forget May 14th is National Dance like a Chicken Day)......no kidding !!!......click cluck !!!
a picture from the SARS fashion show in China............click haute sanitation
First it was the Giant Rat now it's........"POT leaves on strike".........click weed
Official Swearing in of a Local Japanese Superhero.......click I promise to help mankind
Nice wedding dress........click WOW...
My ultimate dream for my construction sites has finally become a reality !!!!!!!!!!!!..........click port-o-soft
After helping him out all these years......Blind man gets jail time for kicking his dog to death......click poor Inky
Ever wonder what it's like to get your head wedged between the legs of a Ronald Mc Donald statue.....(most likely not but here it is)............click what was this kid thinking??????
A picture of Rumsfeld trying to pretend his arm is a cannon coming out of a tank.....click boom!
Another way to get-a head........click another head
I know....I've been lax in my posting.....fact is I've been really busy so I will have to make up in quality what I've lacked in quantity.....Wa...some tidbits for you.....click head

Thursday, May 01, 2003

Last pic of the day...old lady takes a picture of her grandkid and photographs an Alien's Head on her unplugged TV........click weird
No I'm not going to post guy pics for the girls but I'll at least do this far......click surf's up
Picture of the day..click freestyle
Riding a wave....talk about going Tubular.......click Pipe
Are you now or were you ever a Batgirl Fan???......click Batgirl
You can all thank me for doing all the legwork for you on the web.....Another FANTASTIC site....one that you will e-mail me about..(no before you ask I'm NOT the site creator)...click HOY !!!!!!
In case you need the sausage making machine...here's where you can get it and what it looks like....click bratwurst
Did you know that there IS a sausagemaker.com .........everything you need to know to get started on a sausage making career......click grinder
In case you got hungry looking at the other corn dog here is a recipe straight from hillbilly housewife.com click corn dog
This is the ultimate Windows Pet.....you know those annoying little animations....well this one is the COOLEST !!!!!.........click my dog pal
Nun's told to change their Habits,,,,(get it)???...............click nun-sersise
You've got to be kidding...a few weeks ago I showed you the fake cardboard cop cars as decoys....now the next step is.....click officer 2D
How's this for sick....New Bedford unknowingly uses a municipal employee for it's ad an he's a child molester........click Pride
Joke submitted up by my Brother Wa .......Are these Coincidences ??????
IACOCCA stands for :

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

A coincidence?..........


Look at the following familiar examples.

Bush stands for :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein !

Clinton stands for :

Call
Lewinsky,
I

Need
The
Oral
Now !

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in
bad naming

Osama stands for :

Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles
Again!