Friday, February 29, 2008

Maggotx Cute Picture of the Week.............

This is a Real Baby Polar Bear....not a Fake....

After Cute Knut and Flocke, Germany on Friday got a new polar bear cub to ooh and aah over -- and this time one which hasn't been rejected or eaten by its mother.

Wilbaer is the name of the new fluffy white arrival, a play on words combining Wilhelma and Eisbaer -- German for polar bear -- and although he was born on December 10 his existence has been kept secret until now.

Wilbaer's mother Corinna appears to have decided to do her maternal duty and not abandon her progeny while still in cubhood, Stuttgart zoo director Dieter Jauch in southern Germany said.

Zookeepers acted quickly because another bear at the same zoo had been suspected of having eaten her two cubs.

Hmmmm....Anyone have Baby Polar Bear Recipes...????

Thursday, February 28, 2008

WOW...This Time Maggotx shies away from Today's Gourmet Coffee Special


I don't Know..Hey Vinnie...Help me out......But Isn't AMERTO the same or close to "Death" in Italian....If not..., what the Hell is Amerto Coffee.....(PS..I drank Regular that day....) Illiterates Reign in Downtown Trenton....PS, Even more Retarded, a friend tried the "Amerto" and it was actually the Hazelnut ....However, the Hazelnut was something else, probably, "Amerto" .Freakin Russian Roulette..........HELP...!!!!!!


A Morta , A Merto
(Way Too Close for Maggotx)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I guess the Snake's Bite is Worse than it's Bark....

A cute Loving Article Courtesy of MaaahhhKKKK... and ....BokieMole' Both of you guys forwarded the same story to The Blog.....HHHmmmmm....

Python eats Australian family dog

BRISBANE, Australia—A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday.

"It actively stalked the dog for a number of days," Douglas said.

"The family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog's bed, which was a sign it was out to get it," he added. (Gee You Think...????...mag)

Removing the half-swallowed dog could have harmed or even killed the python, Rose said, because dogs have sharp teeth and claws that could do the snake internal damage if it were wrenched out.

The snake was still digesting the dog at the zoo Wednesday. It will soon be relocated to the bush, Douglas said.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sunday, February 24, 2008

WOW Hot Off The Press,,,Surprise News....!!!!

In an unexpected move the Cuban Parliament has named Raul Castro as the next Presidente' of Cuba, Now that Fidel has resigned his post due to illness , it had been Hotly debated who would be the next to ascend the Castro Throne.

The potential candidates, who were running at a dead Heat were:

Al Franken: Far left host of the defunct Air America talk radio program. He is noted for his work on Saturday Night Live and his liberal political views.















JoAnne Chesimard (AKA Assata Shakur): an African-American activist who was a member of the Black Panther Party and Black Liberation Army (BLA). In 1977 she was convicted of several felonies including the murder of New Jersey State Trooper . She escaped from prison in 1979 and has been living in Cuba with political asylum since 1984.

Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
: commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che or just Che was an Argentine-born Marxist revolutionary, international political figure, author, social philosopher, medical physician, and leader of Cuban and internationalist guerrillas.''

Unfortunately, Che is Dead, Al FRanken is running for the US Senate and JoAnne is still in hiding from the FBI....Therefore the Obvious Choice was Fidels' Brother Raul.....Below is a Loving picture of Brother Raul with the "Che" (Ahem....the Picture is fifty Years Old)


Good Luck Cuba.......very little change is likely to come.......

Friday, February 22, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A Must Watch Vid.... Hey Erin...who needs expensive Programs..???

Painting the Mona Lisa with MS Paint.....Wow, even you can do it at home..Yeah, right...

Stupid Jokes of the Day

Mexican Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Legless Poodle

What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A sponge.


Zen Sausage

Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Saturday, February 16, 2008

8,000 Calories Later......Vinny reflects on a Dinner at the Maggotx compound......


Oh My....I can't eat Another Bite.....not even eat that Little itty bitty Mint....No.... not one more bite...Hey Patti,,,,that was a Damn Good Pecan Pie.....how about another slice.....maybe with some Vanilla Ice Cream to melt on Top....!!!!!!!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Maggotx scopes out the World's Smallest Car

WOW....Across the street from the Jobsite I scoped out a Smart Car,,,,This car was owned by Hargrove Construction, the biggest Demolition Contractor in South Jersey........These Cars are manufactured by Mercedes Benz:



mart GmbH (formerly MCC smart GmbH) is a manufacturer of microcars and superminis of Daimler AG based in Böblingen, Germany, produced in Hambach (France). It is marketed as the "smart" in all lower case, as in the logo. The current smart brand logo denotes part of a circle representing the wheel and an arrow for "forward thinking". The project idea was originally started by Swiss watch manufacturer Swatch and was nicknamed the "Swatchmobile".

The Smart comes in three major models: the Pure, the Pulse, and the Passion. Each becomes more expensive with more features and options added, and is more luxurious. The Pure is the most basic of the models. This entry-level model is the most economical and is mostly intended for use within the inner city or for short trips. It contains a solid roof and steel wheels with silica energy saving tires. Its engine is 45 horsepower and gets 56 miles per gallon. Unfortunately this model does not have air conditioning or fog lights. Options for the Pure are alloy wheels, fog lights, air conditioning, fully automatic gearbox, navigation system, side air bags, velour carpet mats, and CD player. The Pure is available in Left Hand Drive and Right Hand Drive.

AS You can see fro the picture...Mr. Hargroves car is a Passion +++

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Oh NO.....It's UNO...!!!!...First Beagle to ever Win at Westminster


Numero Uno: Beagle picks up Westminster win


Barking and baying up a storm, Uno lived up to his name Tuesday night by becoming the first beagle to win best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club.

The nation's new top dog was clearly the fan favorite and drew a standing ovation from the sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden when he was picked. The only dog consistently listed among America's most popular breeds for nearly 100 years, a beagle had never won in the 100 times Westminster picked a winner.


Now That's one Pretty Beagle......


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

"HOLY #@%&".....I guess It's ALL Over......kiss your Butt Goodbye....

The world's biggest Christ was struck by lightning


This was the dramatic scene as the world's largest statue of Jesus was hit by lightning.

The bolt parted the thunderclouds over Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to strike Christ the Redeemer.

The statue is 130ft tall, is made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete and stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking the city.


Sunday, February 10, 2008

Holy Crap....Yeah....Go To Church....Work Hard.....Don't Drink and Do Drugs...Respect Women..,...right,,,, it pays off...!!!


Level 3 Sex Offender Wins Big In Lottery

A convicted Level 3 sex offender has won $10 million in the Massachusetts State Lottery.The Worcester Gazette & Telegram reports 56-year-old Daniel Snay, of Uxbridge, could now face charges because he failed to notify authorities that he had moved, according to Connecticut State Police.“I’m flabbergasted,” Connecticut State Police Lt. Paul Vance told the Telegram. “His whereabouts, until you told me about this, have been unknown to us. But I guess you could say he’s very fortunate.”

Snay works driving trucks for a yacht dealership in Mendon. He won the $10 million from a $20 scratch ticket purchased at Cumberland Farms in Hopedale.But the lottery winnings also come with unwanted publicity.“He was concerned, but there’s not much you can do about it,” said Snay’s lawyer Joseph M. Fabricotti. “We talked about it and he understood this was one of the repercussions that could happen.”Snay’s record of sexual assaults dates back to 1974. He has been convicted six times of indecent assault and battery in Massachusetts. Level 3 offenders are considered the most dangerous and the most likely to commit another crime.


OK so I Lied...One more Onion Article about the Patriots.....

Bill Belichick: 'We Didn't Win In That Last Second, Did We?'

PHOENIX—Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, the target of much criticism this week after his brusque exit from the playing field with one second left in the Super Bowl Sunday, questioned reporters gathered outside the team's locker room as to whether or not his players had somehow created a turnover during the Giants' final kneel-down and scored the winning touchdown. "Did we end up making a couple of more plays than the other team ended up making during the final second?" Belichick asked. "I'm assuming Randy Moss didn't happen to leap over the Giants offensive line, throw himself under Eli Manning's knee, causing a fumble which was then picked up by Mike Vrabel and run all the way back for a touchdown, right?" Upon finding out that his team did not in fact pull off an amazing miracle comeback in the controversial second, Belichick muttered something about disappointment and walked off. 

Thursday, February 07, 2008

OH...You've got to Love This CONGRATS....PATS..Hey.. I Promise...Last Super Bowl article ..sorry Boys....

Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation

FOXBOROUGH, MA—As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their dream to go undefeated, and the possible end of their dynasty, almost every other person in America is reveling in what they consider the perfect ending to New England's season.

"I just couldn't imagine a better ending to the Patriots odyssey," said Simon Williams, a Kansas City-area football fan who usually watches the college game but found himself caught up in the Patriots' sheer loathsomeness during the season. "The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback… If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that's what we got."

There is general agreement that the Super Bowl, despite the low score, was one of the finest in recent memory, due in part to the fearsome performance by the Giants and a cool, courageous display of quarterbacking by Eli Manning.

However, when asked about their favorite parts of the game, most fans chose the Patriots' cocky decision to begin the game with a trick play, which the Giants stopped handily; Bill Belichick's smug third-quarter attempt at a fourth-and-13 conversion, which blew up in his face, instead of trying a field goal; and New England's offensive line, which featured three Pro Bowlers, allowing high-cheekboned, doe-eyed, supermodel-impregnating passer Tom Brady to be hit over 20 times during the course of the game.

"Did you see [Giants defensive tackle Jay] Alford smack Brady right in the face on that last drive?" said Bellvue, WA newsstand operator Christian Dansby. "Brady was almost offended. I think he forgot for a few months there that he was a football player. It was just perfect."

"God, seeing Randy Moss do his weird chicken-wing crowd taunt when they scored to go ahead in the fourth was awful," said Jeff Lafferty, who watched the Super Bowl with rabid New England fans despite having known them for years. "What's worse is that the Pats fans ate it up. Of course, when Burress made that catch to win… Perfection. That's the only word for the Pats now. Perfection."

However, most fans gave responses that had little to do with the game itself and more with the almost flawless joy of seeing the Patriots lose, as a team that has been insufferable and unappealing in victory instantly became inconsolable and self-pitying in defeat.

Frequently mentioned examples of instances which, upon reflection, sweetened the Patriots' utter failure included the team's propensity to complain about unfair officiating after their victories; their habit of gleefully running up the score, which also resulted in Brady and Moss earning NFL single-season scoring records in blowouts; and of course, the players' and coaches' hateful attitude.

"The worst part for me is that none of them seem to enjoy playing football," said Lexington, KY-area mechanic Jack Colgrave. "Even when they were winning, all they did was taunt—Randy Moss taunting crowds, Wes Welker telling people they sucked, Brady sneering at the very idea they might get beat someday. What a bunch of absolutely perfect assholes."

"Did their team plane land safely back in Foxborough?" Colgrave asked. "It didn't happen to lose altitude over Boston, burst into a cartwheel of flames, throwing players like Roman candles across New England, and then slam into few dozen loudmouth Patriots' fans houses? It didn't? Well, I guess no football season is perfect."

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Maggotx & Cracked Pepper's Lunch at Geno's Steaks in South Philly

Maggotx and work associate Cracked Pepper had a nice outdoor lunch today at Geno's Steaks in South Philly. As you all MUST know, Philly is home of the Cheese Steak.


Geno's is located in the South Philadelphia neighborhood at the intersection of 9th Street and Passyunk Avenue, directly across the street from rival Pat's King of Steaks, which claims to have invented the steak sandwich in 1930. The cheesesteak has become a signature dish for the city of Philadelphia, with Geno's laying claim to being the first to put cheese on a steak sandwich.




It was very tasty....those not so fortunate to be able to get one, here is a picture of a Philly Steak from Pat's across from Geno's......Our next trip will be to Pat's......A common way to order in South Philly is "Whiz, wit", meaning a cheesesteak with Cheez Whiz and fried onions....enjoy.......mag

WOW...Talk about Multi-tasking check out the New (pretty funny) Sumsing Cell Phone...

Monday, February 04, 2008

Super-Manning

Congratulations to the 2007 Giants....A team nobody expected to win ANYTHING this year. They Beat the Best Team in Football.....Now the Champs deserve Respect....Hey Patriots Fans (Vinny and Maahhkkk), don't feel bad. I don't think this ruins an undefeated season. Hey...for now Manning is the Man.......BTW....in case you though he wasn't "all-man", he's engaged to a hottie, his longtime girlfriend and down to earth girl Abby McGrew (picture below)