Monday, March 31, 2008

Sunday at Green Acres

Sunday morning several of the Green Acres crew showed up for some spring cleaning on the course. This included cutting up a 60' high pine tree felled by high winds. Afterwards, we were able to enjoy a couple of rounds of yellow/blue the blue/yellow tees.

Tim poses at Green Acres Basket #6 which he ACED the other day with a DX Tee Rex....it was an awesome 300' shot to the basket. Nice job Tim



Maggotx and Tim pose with Tim's Pet Egret in front of basket at the entrance to Gren Acres...

Afterwards a couple of us stayed behind to watch Taint' Mike attempt to fish out discs swallowed up by the "Pond". None were recovered...Mike swears he'll swim in next time....


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A Fun local attraction to take your Family while visiting Italy...

Woman, 19, forced to swim with piranhas at Circus

Police have closed down a circus in southern Italy after a terrified 19-year-old woman was forced to swim in a tank full of piranha fish while her younger sister endured the company of snakes and tarantulas.

Three men have been arrested and charged with holding the Bulgarian women in slavery and breaching international human rights conventions.

The trio, who are accused of running a "circus of horrors", were named as Enrico Raffaele Ingrassia, 57, the owner; his son William Ingrassia, 33; and his son-in-law, Gaetano Belfiore, 25.

The Marino Circus has been offering shows at Petina, south of Naples in southern Italy, in a tent with 200 plastic seats inside. An appalled spectator tipped off the police after seeing the show, in which Giusi, the 19-year-old, tried to escape from the piranha tank "trembling with terror". Her head was held down by Mr Ingrassia.

Her sister, Olga, 16, was bitten by snakes that she was forced to drape on her body, and she had injuries to her stomach where the snakes had wound themselves too tightly around her. The circus owners had rubbed ointment on snake bites on her legs but had refused to take her to a doctor. ( See they tried to help...)

Police said that the Bulgarian family had lived in the back of a cockroach-infested lorry used for animal transport. The only meat they had been given since January was in leftovers from the circus owners' Easter lunch last weekend. WOW....These guys were real Humanitarians......

The Bulgarian family has now been taken to "safe premises". Police said that the raid on the circus followed an undercover operation in which plain clothes officers took their families with them as cover and filmed the show as evidence. The arrested men had appeared surprised, they said, but made no attempt to justify their behaviour.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bad Omen...???

Wow with the Budget Cutbacks in Trenton is this Sculpture which I see on the way to work every day Prophetic..or is it just another .....Strange Food and Beverage Coincidence. .....(SBFC)..YOU make the Call.....???


Friday, March 21, 2008

Hmmmmm.. Maybe I'll Buy It...whadayathink...?????

After Cleaning up the Basement at home..and finding lots of loose change,,,..Maggotx counts his pennies and figures to buy himself a GigaYacht,,,,,anybody want to go in on it...?????


On board the world's first 'gigayacht': The £100m luxury yacht with its own garden, pool and tennis court

Life can have its little irritations when you're cruising around the world on your £100million superyacht.

For example, the endless vista of clear blue sea fails to provide much greenery to ease the eye - apart from the odd tropical island.

The 325ft-long yacht is to feature a growing area with shrubbery and flower beds, kept healthy by an irrigation system.

It will also have a tennis court, pool and five accommodation decks including a main saloon, dining room, library, cinema, spa and fitness area.

The fuel tanks are so large that they allow for five years of cruising without having to stop for a fill-up.

Its designer, Monaco-based Wally Yachts, is known for coming up with unconventional ideas and is already in negotiations with a potential buyer.

The term megayacht has already been used for private vessels more than 220ft long. However, WallyIsland - which is 59ft across and at half load weighs 2,730 tons, is considered to be in a class of its own and so earns the name "gigayacht".

Wally's Monica Paolazzi said the vessel, an artist's impression of which is above, would fulfil the dream of someone who wanted to "live comfortably on board like on their own estate".
She added: "This is a yacht where you have a piece of land that you can use to play your favourite sport, to grow your favourite plants, to enjoy your favourite outdoor activity.

"This will appeal to someone who wants to be completely independent. No other yachts offer this kind of garden."

WallyIsland includes sleeping quarters for up to 40 crew and 24 guests as well as the owner's suites.

It holds 750,000 litres of fuel, enabling it to stay out of port for 15,000 nautical miles.

The aft deck holds two 45ft motor yachts, as well as space for two 27ft sailing yachts, two cars and water-toys including six jetskis.


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

OUCH......Some People thought she was Foxy...But now you know She's really Batty....!!!!!!

Botox is turning Nicole Kidman into a 'bat face', says cosmetic guru


With frizzy red hair, milky white skin and a dusting of freckles, Nicole Kidman was never considered a conventional Hollywood beauty.

But she is now. And as well as a smooth golden hairstyle and perfect skin she has a freeze-frame face, free of even the faintest expression lines.

Not that cosmetic surgeons are lining up to take the credit. One claimed her unfortunate "bat face" look was putting other women off cosmetic treatments.

The 40-year-old Academy Award winner is so "over-Botoxed" she is giving the industry a bad name, Dr Martin Braun told a conference of medical experts.

Miss Kidman has always denied using Botox injections. "I am completely natural," she said in a recent magazine interview. "I have nothing in my face or anything." Said Miss Kidman as she wiped some GUANO off her face.....

HMMMMm,,,,,,I Think the Bat is a Little Cuter what do you think...????

Thanks to MmmmmmAAAahhhKKK and JP36 for the article....

Friday, March 14, 2008

Mickster the Political Animal Visits Washington


On the Heels of his recent visit with Chelsea Clinton, The Mickster runs out, packs his bags during Spring Break and takes the First Train for a "Whilrwind" tour of Washington D.C. ....... Now I'm trying to figure, is he there for a Leadership Conference as he said.???....is he there trying to get motivated and aspire to new levels of Political Savvyness.???....Has he recently been infected with Obama-Mania..... OR is he having his own "Spitzer" moment and meeting some high-priced honey for a dalliance at a Ritzy Washington Hotel........We'll attempt to contact him and will keep the Blog Posted........

Semper Fi

Breathtaking Photo.....

FDR Depression Monument and Alternate Universe Moment
(The Depression is because I Think he failed to locate his own Spitzer Babe)

Photos by Mick......

Hey Sorry Mick....You Missed your Chance..XXXOOO...Ashley

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Hey Spitzer......You are ONE BIG LOSER.....


In Spite of Having a Princeton and Harvard Education, a great looking Harvard Grad wife and three gorgeous daughters, Spitzer decides to screw around with a NJ Babe his daughter's age......Good Job Ex-Governor now you can fantasize about what the future will bring.....besides your Family dis-owning you....

Here's what $5,000.00 dollars an hour will buy you...From the Empress Club Website (now closed) ..( Hey Blog Readers....can you guys Pay-Pal me some cash so I can do some investigative reporting...???.......maggotx)


click on the Title ( or HERE http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta) for Ashley's 's MySpace Page....Nice EX-Governor this could have been your Daughter......think about It..............maggotx

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Sunday Disc Golf

After the Huge Rain and Windstorm events of Saturday Night, , Maggotx and Crew decided to play Disc Golf Sunday AM/ at Tim's Green Acres Golf Course. The winds were blowing at 30-40 mph....we lost a ton of discs in the high water and creeks....As you can see from the rainbow "streams" effect in the photos it appears that , we were transported to a Surreal Disc Golf Universe and had to endure hours of Disc Golf torture....
Left to Right: "Sidearm Mike", "Taint' Mike", "ToolMan Tim" and "Bunker Hill Rob".

Featuring "Sidearm Mike", "Taint' Mike", "ToolMan Tim" and Maggotx. Please note Tim's Homemade Basket in the foreground and the Disc Eating pond in the background.....Hey Cubby or Kady, if you were there we could have played doubles..!!!!!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Mick at College.......


In Between classes, The Mickster stops by to rub elbows with "The Chelsea" ......She was performing a campaign tour at UPenn for her Mom. the Presidential Aspirant ....Mrs. Clinton. Note..... Mick broke down to wear a Hillary Sticker (Brownie points?).....(personally I think Chelsea is a Closet Obama supporter).....Hey Ms. Clinton, maybe in the future we'll support you if you seek an elected office. You are genuinely smart, politically savvy and great looking to boot. .... Best of luck to you in your future endeavors.....

I Tell Ya' I get NO Respect.................

Driving to work this rainy morning this truck that pulled up in front of Me...!!!!!!...Talk about getting a BUTT in your face....!!!!!...Why do these things ONLY happen to ME...??????...Hmmmm.. Another Strange Food and Beverage Coincidence. (SFBC)....?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Frozen Grand Central Station....cool vid.....mag


Make sure to click on the Title for more Videos from Improv Everywhere.......AWESOME !!.....


Thanks to Captain Tom F for the Link......Happy Fishin Cap'tn

Monday, March 03, 2008

OK Test your GIQ (Gay Intelligence Quotient)

Which ones are Gay or Straight....


Believe it or not, not every original member of the disco pop group The Village People is gay. Here's a rundown, from left to right:

• Randy Jones, cowboy: Gay
• David Hodo, construction worker: Not Disclosed (take a Guess)
• Victor Willis, cop: Straight
• Alex Briley, sailor: Gay
• Felipe Rose, Indian: Gay
• Glenn Hughes, biker: Straight











toilet arrest Senator Craig...?

The Little Baby Bear...got a Little Bigger ..and Angrier...

Still think I'm cute? One year on, cuddly Knut has turned into a killing machine

BEFORE

1 YEAR LATER

A year ago, he was a cute and cuddly ball of white fur who captured the hearts of millions worldwide.

But Knut the polar bear has grown up fast - as this startled young visitor to Berlin Zoo discovered.

Knut now weighs 22 stone and has six-inch claws and a fearsome set of fangs to match.

And he seemed to be particularly keen to test them on the three-year-old boy lying on the ground next to his enclosure.