Sunday, September 28, 2008

Hey....Take My Wife,,,Please......some Rodney Dangerfield Quotes...

It Must be a Slow Sunday...Here's some Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners....



A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Maggotx ponders picking up his belongings and building a Disc Golf Course along with the LOST Eco-Tribe from Wales...!!!!


Lost middle-class tribe's 'secret' eco-village in Wales spotted in aerial photograph taken by plane

For five happy years they enjoyed simple lives in their straw and mud huts.

Generating their own power and growing their own food, they strived for self-sufficiency and thrived in homes that looked more suited to the hobbits from The Lord of the Rings.

Then a survey plane chanced upon the 'lost tribe'... and they were plunged into a decade-long battle with officialdom.



Yesterday that fight, backed by more modern support for green issues, ended in victory. The eco-community in the Preseli mountains of west Wales was set up in 1993 and lived contentedly away from the rat race round a 180-acre farm bought by Julian and Emma Orbach

In 1998, it was spotted when sunlight was seen glinting off a solar panel on the main building, which was built from straw bales, timber and recycled glass. When the pilot reported back, officials were unable to find any records, let alone planning permission, for the mystery hillside village surrounded by trees and bushes.

They insisted the grass-covered buildings should be demolished.

The eco-community endured a decade of inquiries, court cases and planning hearings.

The 22 villagers fought planners even when they were within hours of the bulldozers moving in to demolish their eight homes.

Now, however, they can celebrate, thanks to the Pembrokeshire Coast National Park Authority's 'sustainability' policy.

With green issues now getting a more sympathetic hearing, the commune has been given planning approval for its roundhouses along with lavatories, agricultural buildings and workshops.

Community founder Emma Orbach, a 52-year-old mother of three, said yesterday: 'We are really excited and happy as it has been a very long battle.

'Even when planning inquiries and court hearings went against us we were determined to fight on.

'The villagers are pioneering a new lifestyle and are determined to prove it's possible for people to live more simply.'

Tony Wrench, 62, who lives in the original roundhouse with his partner Jane, said: 'We are very relieved and delighted.

'We have been able to prove to the planners that it is possible to have a sustainable and low-impact community in the countryside.



Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Pretty Cool Brazilian Speed LongBoard Video...

Nice Effects....Nice Music....worth a watch....crank up the Volume......mag

Try This Sport If You are Bored with Life.....!!!!!


Friday, September 12, 2008

WOW....I Didn't see that coming.........


LINDSAY'S GAL PAL SAYS THEY'LL GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

First there were the matching tattoos, then the public declarations of love and now it seems Lindsay Lohan will marry her lesbian lover.

Just days after DJ Samantha Ronson announced at a gig that Lindsay would be her wife by the end of year, the Mean Girls star is sporting this sparkler on her wedding finger.

And while dad Michael thinks the pair are just seeking fame and attention – which getting married after dating for only a few months obviously proves wrong – mum Dina approves.

She was by Lindsay's side as the actress showed off the heart-shaped jewel at a Marie Claire party.

From the NY Post...click on Title for Link..

Sunday, September 07, 2008

This coming weekend ...The Yetter Disc Golf Tournament...!!!!


The Eric C. Yetter Memorial Champion's Cup is one of the biggest DG Tournaments in the East Coast...Yours Truly, Maggotx is signed up to play and I anticipate, put on a good showing....and hopefully place for some prizes......Also signed up are Tom K. and Tim E from Green Acres.

It is a two day Tournament....2 days 2, 18 hole rounds each day at Tyler....just thinking about it makes me exhausted..!!!!!

Here is a You Tube Video of last years tournament.....wish me Good Luck...I'm Gonna need it.....



BTW I forgot to mention....I took  2nd place in the Jersey Jam 2008 Tournament two weeks ago ........here is a pic of my winnings and the Tournament T-shirt...




Wednesday, September 03, 2008

The Habanero Fantasy Football League



Alright..!!! ELI IS PUMPED.....

The Official Maggotx Habanero League is off and running for like the 5th striaght year.  This gives our family and friends the opportunity to threaten, fight compete and attempt to obliterate each other in a Football Themed nice- friendly-kinda- way.  Anyway, the Maggotx Blog wishes that you all have the opportunity to mix it up in a similar way.  Now that Fall is here it's time for Football...!!!!!

Enough of Politics......Damn,,,, I wish they had Fantasy Disc Golf,,,,,,

Well I Guess we know who US Weekly magazine is Voting for..!!!!


Monday, September 01, 2008

I dunnno,......She could help get some Conservative Votes....


As most of the Blog Readers know...I like Obama...BUT she may help to swing my Vote.....















Barak and Biden need to Upgrade their Look...Not That I'm so Shallow that I could be swayed by a Pretty Female......................


Prayers for the Gustav Victims.....

That's One Big Storm.....