Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Cops Bust Drunk Dude on Motorized Barstool......!!!!

For those of you who may have let this article slip past you....Maggotx caught and posted it for your viewing pleasure.....TRUE STORY........From The Smoking Gun.....!!!!!!


MARCH 31--In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That's right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark Ohio home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries.

When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange motorized machine" before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.
For the Full police report click on the Link below or on the Title

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool2.html

You Know I got a Big Kick out of this story.....Then my curiosity got the best of me and I did a little research....LO and Behold....What Did I Discover...!!!!!!....LOOK BELOW...THE'RE EVERYWHERE....!!!!




And Last But NOT Least....I Know at least one Person from Falmouth that would love to be ridding this puppy while sipping on his Maaaaahhhhhtinniii

Sunday, March 29, 2009

What Was It Befor e It Exploded...????

For those who haven't seen it, Jimmy Kimmel does a Bit on his show Titled:

What Was It Before it Exploded......Here are a few from his vast selection....See how many you can figure out.......

PS: make sure to have the sound ON so that you can enjoy the dramatic Music.....mag









Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sunday DG at Green Acres.....

This last Sunday we got together at Green Acres for the Sunday AM rounds.....most of the regulars showed up......however, it was not the usual camaraderie since we are all kind of in Limbo awaiting the outcome of Tim's injury....As of now it appears he will require rotator cuff surgery, sidelining him possibly for several months. ......It should be noted that Tim's spirits remained high as he played a lefty round and scored a SUPERB 50+ foot putt...!!!!! Good Luck to Toolman Tim....

Pictured Above...Tim E., Cubby, Tom K., Bunker Hill Rob, Maggotx, Erik The Dog Bagger and Matt The LumberJack.....

Friday, March 20, 2009

Wow...a couple of Weird Articles...WOW....Who knows what the weekend will Bring..????

Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.

When the woman asked the boy if he was all right, he told her some statements that didn’t make much sense, Mast said. The boy said his mother had kicked him out of her home in the Saginaw area.

When the woman, 53, of Hart Township, got out her cell phone to call for help for the boy, he assaulted her, pushing her in the upper chest, and took her phone. He fled the scene and broke the phone in half, the sheriff’s office stated.

The woman went to a neighbor’s house and called 911.

Deputies responded to the victim and shortly afterwards they located the boy near Oceana Drive and Lake Road in Hart Township near the American Legion Hall.

Mast said when dispatch gave information about the boy, deputies had an idea of who they were looking for because he had showed up naked along a roadway a few days earlier. He was picked up by a reserve officer and brought back to the placement facility after that incident.

He was taken into protective custody Monday and has since been moved to a more secure facility out of the area.

The boy is being charged with strong-arm robbery and assault and battery as a juvenile through the 10th Circuit Court in Saginaw.

Mast said because the boy is a juvenile he is referred back to his jurisdiction of residence, which is where the incident for his original charges occurred.

The name of the suspect and past charges were not released.


Rhode Island strip club to host job fair








PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) -- Here's a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for.

Hoping to take advantage of Rhode Island's floundering economy, owners of the Foxy Lady strip club in Providence plan to hold a job fair on Saturday.

They say they're looking to fill around 30 positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders, at that club and two others in Massachusetts.

"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," said co-owner Tom Tsoumas.

The naked truth is that Rhode Island's economy is among the worst in the nation, with an unemployment rate of 10.3 percent in January.

The Providence club isn't immune from the recession but is still drawing customers willing to drink and pay for lap dances, said manager Bob Travisono.

"It's taken a hit," he said. "It's not as bad as restaurants and stuff like that. In times like this, they seem to drink their sorrows away."

Tsoumas said he hopes some who might shun strip clubs when the economy is good might consider shedding their clothes now -- or at least working as a floor host or bartender.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day to ALL the Blog Readers.....

I was lucky enough to be able to participate in the St. Pat's O' Madness Tournament at Rutgers this past Weekend......Thanks to BOB, Kit, Big Dog, Alan, John and numerous others for a wonderful tournament....


The Green Acres Crew at the St Pat's O'Madness Rutgers Tournament...
Tain't Mike, Maggotx, Tim.E and Mike R.


St Patrick's Tournament Mementos ........

Maggotx and the Irish Mrs Patti X Celebrating St Patrick's


MiggyG's Irish Setter Dog (NOT... but Cute as Hell))


Happy Saint Patrick's Day....!!!!!!


Friday, March 06, 2009

Cape shopper finds human teeth in wallet


Forwarded from The Loyal Bostonian Blog Readers....As seen in the The Boston Globe.....

Cape Shopper Finds Human Teeth in Wallet

A shopper at a Wal-Mart in Falmouth made a mysterious find on the shelves Saturday night: a wallet with a collection of human teeth in it, police said.

The man was shopping at the Teaticket Highway store just after 9:30 p.m. when he found the 10 teeth in a zippered compartment of a wallet, said Kimberly Pacheco, a clerk at the Falmouth Police Department. The teeth were determined to be from an adult; one of them had a filling, police said.

The customer brought the wallet to the attention of a sales clerk but left the store without giving his name. Police said they cannot perform DNA tests on the teeth because there was no blood or gum tissue attached.

Falmouth Police hope the customer comes forward so they can ask him questions for more information.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Falmouth Police Detective James Pires at 508-457-2527.

As Per Errrrahhhhhmaaaaak,This gives a whole new meaning to the term Foulmouth ( Falmouth ).......and I guess this economic downturn has really been taking a bite out of our Wallets.....


Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I try NOT to discuss Politics on the Blog BUT....

This kind of Politics Smacks of Fascism..If you don't agree with me You Are a Traitor........I've no love towards Rush Limbaugh who I consider to be a Buffoon....But the Dems and Obama are taking this to a new level..


Rush Job: Inside Dems' Limbaugh plan


Top Democrats believe they have struck political gold by depicting Rush Limbaugh as the new face of the Republican Party, a full-scale effort first hatched by some of the most familiar names in politics and now being guided in part from inside the White House.

The strategy took shape after Democratic strategists Stanley Greenberg and James Carville included Limbaugh’s name in an October poll and learned their longtime tormentor was deeply unpopular with many Americans, especially younger voters. Then the conservative talk-radio host emerged as an unapologetic critic of Barack Obama shortly before his inauguration, when even many Republicans were showering him with praise.

Soon it clicked: Democrats realized they could roll out a new GOP bogeyman for the post-Bush era by turning to an old one in Limbaugh, a polarizing figure since he rose to prominence in the 1990s.

Paul Begala, a close friend of Carville, Greenberg and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, said they found Limbaugh’s overall ratings were even lower than the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s controversial former pastor, and William Ayers, the domestic terrorist and Chicago resident who Republicans sought to tie to Obama during the campaign.

..It's so blatant that they are diverting attention to their recent failed domestic policies by bringing up this Loser.......How about the stock market hates the new administration policies..The Market has Fallen over 30% since Obama got elected...Meanwhile, the White House Press Secretary calls Jim Cramer a Loser...WHAT...??? ..Let's and forget about Limbaugh and ....focus on OUR economy.....which is falling apart...HEY RUSH ISN"T the President Obama...YOU ARE..Lets Start Acting Presidential Cut the Partisan Bull %$#*@... and STOP moving Limbaugh to your Level..I supported Obama during his Campaign against Hillary, BUT....Now..It's Amateur Hour at the White House....!!!!!!