Sunday, September 30, 2007

Nerd Joke

The Engineer and the Bike


Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Collectible-Plate Industry Calls For Tragic Death Of Streisand


With sales of Princess Di memorabilia falling off sharply after a record 1997, collectible-plate-industry leaders Monday called for the tragic death of beloved entertainer Barbra Streisand.

"For the 1998 Christmas season to be anywhere near as successful as last year's, we need a heartbreaking, untimely end to a wonderful life that we can commemorate with a series of limited-edition collector's plates," said Franklin Mint president Jim Campion, who joined representatives from the Bradford Exchange and Danbury Mint in a unified call for Streisand's tragic demise. "The death of Barbra Streisand, with her upscale, intensely devoted following, would be ideal."

Economists say the unexpected death of a star of Streisand's magnitude would translate to a 70 percent sales boost for the $1 billion collectible-plate industry.

Also supporting Monday's call for an untimely death were the Home Shopping Network, People magazine, and Columbia Records, which would stand to enjoy a 300 percent surge in Streisand-back-catalog sales from such an event. Beanie Babies manufacturer Ty has also expressed interest in producing a limited-edition Barbra Bear. And close Streisand friend Marvin Hamlisch, who wrote her 1973 hit "The Way We Were," said he would record a new version of the Grammy-winning song in her memory. "The Way You Were (1998)" would hit stores the first Tuesday after her death, and would likely become the best-selling single of all time.



Disc Golf Again


I was lucky enough to play Disc Golf with Cubby and Don last Friday........I'm down 2 JLS Discs which I lost last week...!!!!! (My Favorite) but was able to compete with my other discs (note Star Leopard above). Cubby and Don, Thanks for a Great Time....mag

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wow...Talk about a Chilly Willy......

Nudity Banned On Chilly Mount Everest



Kathmandu, Nepal (AHN) - Nepalese authorities say they are already tired of countless acts of nudity on Mount Everest and are taking drastic measures to stop disgraceful acts on the world's highest mountain.

Tsering Sherpa , head of Nepal's official mountaineering body, said, "People taking their clothes off and so on, these kind of things we are trying to stop."

"It's disrespectful. The mountains are sacred, they are part of our religion." Sherpa continued.

Last year, a local climber sparked outrage after he claimed the world's highest display of nudity when he stripped his clothes and stood naked for several minutes on the 29,198-foot summit.

Another incident happened earlier this year, when a Dutch man attempted to set a bizarre world record by being the first to climb the peak while wearing only shorts.

The joke among Nepali mountaineers is that the only record left to be set on the mountain is to give birth at the summit.



Monday, September 24, 2007

I'm Still Trying To Figure This One OUt........What The Hell is a FireBall...????

Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'


Hundreds of people in Peru have needed treatment after an object from space - said to be a meteorite - plummeted to Earth in a remote area, officials say.

They say the object left a deep crater after crashing down over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

People who visited the scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases.

But some experts have questioned whether it was a meteorite or some other object that landed in Carancas.

"Increasingly we think that people witnessed a fireball, which are not uncommon, went off to investigate and found a lake of sedimentary deposit, which may be full of smelly, methane rich organic matter," said Dr Caroline Smith, a meteorite expert at the London-based Natural History Museum.

"This has been mistaken for a crater."

A team of scientists is on its way to the site to collect samples and verify whether it was indeed a meteorite.

The incident took place on Saturday night, when people near Carancas in the remote Puno region, some 1,300km (800 miles) south of the Peruvian capital, Lima, reported seeing a fireball in the sky coming towards them.

The object then hit the ground, leaving a 30m (98ft) wide and 6m (20ft) deep crater.

The crater spewed what officials described as fetid, noxious gases.

Hot property: a spacious missile base as your new home

I Want To Move Here....!!!!!!


Looking for a new home with a bit more space as well as a 1950s Cold War ambiance?

A US intercontinental ballistic missile base, equipped with a vast underground network of tunnels and rooms but no atomic warheads, is for sale in a remote corner of the United States.

The warheads and missiles went when the US government abandoned the Titan bases in the 1970s.

Located near remote Moses Lake in the northwest state of Washington, the former Larsen military base includes 4,000 square meters (43,000 square feet) of "usable" space on 23 hectares (56 acres) of land, and the owner is only asking for 1.5 million dollars -- which might buy a small home in Hollywood.

The seller, Bari Hotchkiss, sees the base as a "gorgeous" property and potential resort. He has put it up for sale on the eBay auction site.

"We used to use it as a summer camp, for our kids and their friends," he told AFP.

"The only limit is imagination. We've always wanted to see it turn into summer camp or resort camp," he said.

The Los Angeles investor bought the former base 10 years ago from owners who had purchased the property in the 1970s, when the US government concluded the Titan missiles had become obsolete.

Hotchkiss said there are 18 former Titan bases and nearly all of them were sold off, but -- sounding like most proud property owners -- he said his base is in excellent condition.

The website missilebases.com offers up a similar underground base for Titan missiles outside of Denver, Colorado, touted as a "very rare piece of history" with a mountain views and only 20 minutes from the local airport. All this for the asking price of 1.8 million dollars, in cash.

According to the website, this base is "the ultimate home" offering "the utmost security," while providing a chance for the buyer to enjoy "your own underground city."

The website offers other bases for sale, which it calls the "castles of the 20th century." Designed to withstand nuclear attack, these unique properties "bring new meaning to the word 'shelter.'"

I know you all need to know this....Erin....get your spray cans ready.....













How to Draw Graffiti Names

click on Title Link or below for Details

http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Graffiti-Names

  • Familiarize yourself with different styles
  • Choose a style
  • Outline the letters
  • Add details
  • Copy your drawing
  • Keep practicing

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wow....2 days of Disc Golf


I was lucky enough to have two days of disc golf in a row. This amounted to 81+ holes of Disc Golf in less than 24 Hours.....I'm a little sore but let's go for another 81 holes...pictured are ...Cubby, Tim, Tom and Maggotx at Green Acres private DGC.








The next morning Cubby and Maggotx drove to Delaware to play at BellVue Disc Golf Course. A well manicured course resembling a ball golf course.....it was blast in spite of me losing my favorite JLS Disc in the Rough...!!!


















We Finished off the Day at Sedgley Woods ( Do we look a Little Tired..?) where Cubby pulled a narrow victory due to his excellent putting...Cubby thanks for a memorable day of Disc Golf....mag

I Guess today's Theme will be Men Without Arms

Armless Man Accused of Head-butting Man to Death

True Story


SNELLVILLE, GA (AP) -- Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman.

Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

Police say Redfern, who was born with no right arm and only a short stump for his left arm, kicked Teer and Teer hit Redfern during the fight, which was due to long-standing bad blood over a woman who once dated Teer and now dates Redfern.

After bystanders separated them, Redfern "came back and head-butted (Teer) one time," Whitehead said.

Teer complained of feeling dizzy, collapsed, and died, Whitehead said.

Known by the nickname "Rusty," Redfern made a name for himself in the late 1980s for pen and ink drawings he does using his foot.

One of his pencil drawings (a cat)

According to the web site for VSA Arts -- an affiliate of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts that promotes and showcases artists with disabilities -- Redfern's drawings take one to six months to complete.

WOW....I don't even know what to say about this guy.......any ideas...???

Man with No Arms wants to Fight in the MMA
Kyle Maynard has alway impressed everyone with his dramatic accomplishments in life. He has great wrestling skills and is moving into Jiu-Jitsu. Without full-length arms and legs, I find it hard to believe that he could succeed in a UFC rules MMA event and be able to defend himself safely.

He has no elbows or knees and is just over 3 feet tall. He also only weighs around 120 pounds. It would make it even harder for him to find a fight because of weight class limitations. If he can pull it off great for him. The MMA world can always use someone new with such a great attitude

poor guy was born with"Congenital Amputation." (for Real)


check out his website: Click below

http://www.kmaynard.com/index.html

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

A Nice Weeekend up North in NY State



Maggotx and Mrs X spent the weekend watching the Rutgers Field Hockey Team in a Two game Road trip to Syracuse and Cornell University. There was a disputable last minute loss to Syracuse and a Overtime win over Cornell. In between we managed to get in 18 holes of Disc Golf at a Beautiful Course in Auburn NY at the border of Owasco Lake (one of the Finger Lakes). Anyway here are pics and links of our great weekend.















Tee Markers at the Course and DGA Basket with Lake in Background


Maggotx' Massive Fritatta + Breakfast (10 Ingredients !!!!)
..... and Cornell's Stadium Field

for link to map of Park Location click Title Above

Link to Emerson Park Website:

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/course.php?id=57

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A Top Maggotx Favorite....Kendra W... From PlayBoys Girls Next Door.....posted for the BokieMole'


Enjoy.......


Holy Crap....and I thought I had a Strange Sex Life.....(Kidding).

The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon

They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China.

The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province.

After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon.

The blossoming relationship helped to revive the macaque who has developed a new lease of life, say staff at the sanctuary.

Now the unlikely duo are never far from each other's side, but they aren't the only ones to strike up an unusual friendship.

Earlier this year a pig adopted a tiger cub and raised him along with her piglets because his mother couldn't feed him.

And in 2005 a baby dear named Mi-Lu befriended lurcher Geoffrey at the Knowsley Animal Park in Merseyside after she was rejected by her mother.

OK I think So Far The Russian WIN......

First the United States Proudly Stated they had the "MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS" ...see Video Below:


The Mother Of All Bombs - Funny videos are here

Now The Freaking Russians Say the have the "FATHER OF ALL BOMBS"...see Video Below:



I say WTF !!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, September 11, 2007

One of the Biggest Discoveries of the Century..???..you heard it here first..!!!! REAL: STORY........

Radio Frequencies Help Burn Salt Water

ERIE, Pa. (AP) — An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water science discovery in a century.

John Kanzius happened upon the discovery accidentally when he tried to desalinate seawater with a radio-frequency generator he developed to treat cancer. He discovered that as long as the salt water was exposed to the radio frequencies, it would burn.

The discovery has scientists excited by the prospect of using salt water, the most abundant resource on earth, as a fuel.

Rustum Roy, a Penn State University chemist, has held demonstrations at his State College lab to confirm his own observations.

The radio frequencies act to weaken the bonds between the elements that make up salt water, releasing the hydrogen, Roy said. Once ignited, the hydrogen will burn as long as it is exposed to the frequencies, he said.

The discovery is "the most remarkable in water science in 100 years," Roy said.

"This is the most abundant element in the world. It is everywhere," Roy said. "Seeing it burn gives me the chills."

Roy will meet this week with officials from the Department of Energy and the Department of Defense to try to obtain research funding.

The scientists want to find out whether the energy output from the burning hydrogen — which reached a heat of more than 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit — would be enough to power a car or other heavy machinery.

"We will get our ideas together and check this out and see where it leads," Roy said. "The potential is huge."

Monday, September 10, 2007

What a difference 7 years makes.......!!!!!!!











Before and After









Weird Al Interviews Eminem .....Ya Know What I'm Sayin' ?

Hillary....I think you are exaggerating just a little bit......

Hillary gets laughs and embarrasses crowd at a Women's Convention while discussing particulars of her sex life with Husband Bill (how big was that again...????).

Quick Save the Planet...Go Buy a Water Butt...!!!

From another Blog......(click title for Link) Save the planet. Collect rainwater in a plastic facsimile of someone’s posterior, and then drink from it … this is what’s wrong with all the environmental crisis hype. It creates bizarre unnecessary industries such as this. I refuse to drink water from a butt, but if YOU want to, I won’t get in your way. Go for it. It’s cheaper than bottled water, “BUTT” it still tastes like…

They come in three race flavors, too: african-american, caucasian, and badly sunburned european caucasian (the latter not pictured,

Is Democracy Really a Good Idea...??????

Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public

New Bedford citizens again mistakenly thinking they can directly participate in City Council votes.

NEW BEDFORD, MA—In a true display of democracy, a town hall meeting held at the New Bedford High School auditorium Monday gave the crowd of approximately 550 residents the opportunity to publicly voice every last one of the inane thoughts and concerns they would normally only have the chance to utter to themselves.

Though the meeting was ostensibly held to discuss a proposed $21,000 project to replace the high school's grass football field with synthetic turf, City Councilman Thomas Reed inadvertently opened the floodgates to a deluge of ill-informed, off-topic diatribes on inconsequential bullshit when he allowed those in attendance to demonstrate their God-given gift of language.

Citizens quickly lined up at the podium to exercise their freedom of speech—for which countless Americans have died—to publicly drone on and on about everything from the root causes of the football team's poor performance last year to whether high school students should be playing sports at all. Over the course of the six-and-a-half-hour meeting, the only variation on the endless monotony of inconsequential concerns was the occasional tone of entitlement.

With no conclusions reached about why the town has no zoo, which restaurant serves the best pizza, or what to do with the football field, Councilman Reed opted not to shoot himself and let his brains spray over the crowd, instead adjourning the meeting and thanking everyone who had taken the time to speak.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Gratuitous Sexy Supermodel Picture to kick up the site Hits......

Elsa Benitez

OOOOOPS........Somebody Screwed Up......TRUE STORY.....

Nuclear warheads mistakenly flown on B-52, landing at Barksdale AFB

A B-52 bomber mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads flew from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30, resulting in an Air Force-wide investigation, according to three officers who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to discuss the incident.

The B-52 was loaded with Advanced Cruise Missiles, part of a Defense Department effort to decommission 400 of the ACMs. But the nuclear warheads should have been removed at Minot before being transported to Barksdale, the officers said. The missiles were mounted onto the pylons of the bomber’s wings.

Officials at Minot immediately conducted an inventory of its nuclear weapons after the oversight was discovered, and Thomas said he could confirm that all remaining nuclear weapons at Minot are accounted for.

The U.S. military has confirmed the B-52 bomber mistakenly loaded with nuclear warheads flew from the midwestern U.S. state of North Dakota to the southern state of Louisiana last week.

REALLY Scary Storm...!!!!!!!

Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying
MIAMI—South Florida residents were overcome with fear, confusion, and an unnerving sense of dread Tuesday when they learned that an unidentified hurricane is heading for their area—its origin uncertain, its intentions unclear, and perhaps most frightening, its name unknown.

"Who is this hurricane?" said Miami resident Beverly Motolla, just one of hundreds of thousands of citizens struggling to put a human face on this impending tragedy. "Why is it here? What does it want from us?"

Such questions remain agonizingly unanswered, as the anonymous storm front shows no signs of slowing down or divulging its background. Lacking any reliable information on the character traits of the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," thousands have fled the area, hoping to escape its destructive winds, driving rain, and chilling impersonality.

"I heard that the hurricane killed 620 Guatemalans last week in cold blood," Mark Barclay of Sweetwater said. "And that it didn't even care." Though the hurricane is predicted to cause widespread destruction, many say it brings something even more dangerous than a 10-foot storm tide and rapidly contracting eyewall: the element of the unknown.

On Tuesday, the National Weather Service issued a statement in which it rejected calls to name the hurricane, describing such an action as "impossible."

"We've monitored, studied, and examined this hurricane in the two weeks since it appeared seemingly out of nowhere on our radar, and it simply has no name," NWS acting director Mary Glackin said. "If it had one, we'd be using it. It's not like we can just make up a name."

MAGGOTX Political Commentary:I can't believe I was considering to vote for this guy........

Does he really want to be President and the leader of the world....or want to just be popular and appear with Jay Leno.......LOSER...??????....Hey Fred....Time to get serious and grow up.....being Prez is more than looking sharp.....The best thing he has going for him is his Wife...!!!


Hmmmm....Fred you Dirty Dog......Looks more like his Daughter...!!!! (It really is his Wife..)