For anyone interested you can buy one of Brad Pitt's farts in a Jar click stink

Get something confiscated at airport security? Buy it back on Ebayclick no-kidding

Don't they make a cute (and weird) couple......click pam & the kid

The newest and latest........."Most Powerful Gun" in the world............click magnum

This ad was created to advertise the beaches in Spain....unfortunately....some women's group found it offensive, although another women's group supported it. Anyhow, it was deemed sexist and pulled. By the way there was also a men's version going to be aired.......click SPAIN Marks

Here' a story to make you feel safe on a Bullet Train............. click snore

Remember......these hollywood people and entertainers are the ones saying that "we" should NOT be driving around in SUV's cause they use up so much gas !!!! click you NOT me

Interesting story about the Army the U.S. will soon be fighting. Does anyone have any spare bedsheets (prefferably white) cut into small 2' squares????


Iraqi soldiers defecting

Morale is low in the Iraqi army and many soldiers are preparing white flags of surrender, we are told by someone in northern Iraq who recently interviewed two defectors from Saddam Hussein's army. One was a captain who defected from the 5th Mechanized Division of the 1st Corps, based near the northern city of Kirkuk. The captain told our informant that the heavy division was only 35 percent combat-effective. The captain said morale was so low that younger soldiers are speaking openly about surrendering � before the first shot has been fired. A second soldier, a senior noncommissioned officer, defected from the same division's 34th Brigade, based south of the northern city of Mosul.
This soldier said that of the 28 tanks in his care, only six were working. The others were broken down or otherwise in need of repair. "He said the whole division was at about 25 percent effectiveness and most soldiers were hiding their white flags," said our source, who spoke recently to both defectors. Intelligence sources in northern Iraq, where both CIA Special Operations Group officers and Army Special Forces are active, said there have been dozens of defectors in the past several weeks. There also are reports that Saddam's henchmen have issued orders to commanders to shoot any deserters they can catch.
The poor state of Saddam's regular army recalls that of some units in the 1991 Persian Gulf war, when Iraqi soldiers were so eager to surrender that some gave up to an Italian film crew that was covering the war.

good morning to all....NJ had a minute (small) snowfall today of 1-2 ". The lead article which caught my attention is the soon to be first "face" transplant in the world. No it isn't made up it's true. Check it out if you desire at click burnt face

For those of you feeling intellectual have you ever really pondered the meaning of "cognitive dissonance"????? click heavy

How many people will be fooled by the two dimensional car......Oh..I forgot it's in the Ukraine........click stupid

Scenic post of the day........how I wish I were there.......click scenic

Cute....Ahhhhhh....picture of the day click my dear (deer?)

As most of you have heard....the new "in-thing" is to complain about SUV's and how much gas the use, how polluting they are and how they are so dangerous. Well in case you don't know....the new cool vehicle to replace SUV's will be "Crossover" vehicles. That's right you heard it here first !! (maybe)....anyway..the Honda Element is the premier crossover...It combines the features of an SUV and a car .....or light truck...anyway...this will be the next big thing for the next ten years...check it out and please check out the pictures in the gallery...the inside is as crazy as the outside.....another good thing is that they started at $16,900.00...(NO I DON'T OWN hONDA STOCK! ....click Honda

I think to end today's Blogs I'll leave you with the story of Exploding Dead People.........click Kaboom !

As if we didn't have enough problems with North Korea threating the U.S. with Nuclear Weapons....now they're threatning to sing us to death !!!!!! click korean nightmare

In case you are politically correct and don't want to make fun of the French here are French Horn Jokes click instrument

In case you're fed up with the French and their holier than thou attiture.........click french jokes

In case you've ever wondered what a piglet looks like after it has gone through a blender...then click alligator food

Ask yourself.......How did he get this babe and why did it take him so long to get divorced from his wife Alisson ???.......click howard

When you women complain that your men don't do any work....just be glad you don't live in Albania........click mule

See U'all tomorrow........click bye.....

another for the guys.......do you think that National Geographic isn't making enough money showing naked africans......????click swimsiuts

One for the guys....why is J-lo wearing such a long skirt???.................click legs

Erin & Heather........Erin is the Pug......click cute couple

White Trash vs. White Trash ......click Tonya

Instead of the caption "Man jumps into Ice Hole" it should read "Ass-hole jumps into Ice Hole" click cold water

Another special prayer to Jesica Santillan, 17 the teenage girl who died with the botched heart transplant.........

Has anyone ever heard of a Theremin.....I know Wa maybe has, or Mick.....It's kinda like a synthesiser...Led Zeppelin used it in Whole Lotta Love.....If you're interested click to find out about the Theremin...Hell..you may even decide to build your own.....click theremin

A special prayer to all those who died in the Rhode Island Club Fire.............If they hadn't tried to beat each other out the door, eveyone could have gotten out safely.....

Wow......would you believe some of this software is available.......kinda scary......click spy

For those of you who wonder why France is so chummy with Iraq....you may find this picture interesting and enlightning....mag....click saddam

Don't anyone get offended....it's only a joke.....(passed on by the Vinman)

Jesus is walking through heaven one day, a little bored, hen he passes the Pearly Gates and sees St. Peter talking with an elderly gentleman and decides to go over and hear the man's tale.
"Where are you from, old man?" Jesus asks.
"Well, I lived my life on the shores of the Mediterranean," the old man replies.
"Hmmm. I spent some time there myself," says Jesus. "What did you do for a living?"
"Well, I was a poor carpenter," says the old man.
"Wow. So was I," says Jesus.
"And I had a son," says the old man. "Well, he wasn't my
son really, but a miraculous spirit came into him and he
became a very famous person."
Jesus can't hold back any longer. "Father!" he cries.

The old man falls into Jesus' outstretched arms. "Pinocchio!"

OK you heard it here first......this is the future technological weapon that is being worked on by numerous countries....the "E-Bomb". Which the gov't has supposedly not yet tested....and which it says it won't use on Iraq....read about the E-bomb......click bomb

Gotta have at least one cute and cuddly picture for the girls.(E&H)....click cuddly

All you can EAT at the neighborhood chinese buffet...........click munch

Oooops.....something fell out !!!!.............click for ooops

I'm a George Bush supporter.....but I gotta admit I found this protest poster amusing.......click Bush

Pending NJ Assembly Bill A3344 proposes to make the Highbush Blueberry the official state fruit....please check out the bill and give it support..Mick....see this would have been a good Model Congress!!!.click blueberry.

So you think you're tough......beat this guy......click for tough guy

WHAT THE H*$*@........someone stole my name !!!!!!!!...this guy even has a maggotx logo !!!!!....It's some guy recording his own music on a computer.!!! MICK it's not you is it ???????...maggotx

For those of you who haven't heard them Zero 7 is one of the best ....if not the best new band out.......zero 7

This is a picture of a dog priest....didn't you always wonder what a dog priest would look like ??? click here BOW Amen Wow

somehow it doen't seem right that he should be allowed to do this to her in public click here

For anyone who never saw the space shuttle riding on top of an airplane you might find this interesting

Tired of your old religion???? why not check out this new link...... click for the new church

for those of you who clicked on the vietnamese recipes...and wondered what is fish sauce is and where can I get it.. here you go ... fish sauce link.

Here is a link for vietnamese recipes note that a lot of them use fish sauce....Click Here for recipes

Can anyone name at least one Vietnamese Food recipe?......How about one which doesn't contain fish sauce? Did you know that fish sauce is a main ingredient in vietnamese cooking?.

welcome to my BLOG..where I will attempt to educate, amuse and who knows what else.........more substantial musings to follow......