a picture of a stupid looking baby monkey..................click baba

why just tell me .....why??????????????????................click sting

This guy wanted to end it badly.........click Black & Decker

We all knew it was bound to happen.....Baghdad Bob get job offer.....if he's alive.......click Lies all Lies

What the Hell happened?????...believe it or not these are pictures of Christina Aguilera and were take April 26, 2003 !!!!!......click HOY.

Talk about a cheap excuse to shoot somebody........click mow

Neither Hussein nor the Democrats could beat Donald Rumsfeld....how about a group of reporters???.....click breathing room

Sorry I've been gone for so long....vacation in Miami Beach was lots of fun !!!.....well on to more important topics......click what is this and can you eat it???

One for the guys.....a pic of Anna K...........click go tennis

This picture of the British Paratroopers looks just a TAD too cozy for me......think i'll wait to be last in the shower....click pass me the Soap

When pigs fly.....click porcine

My how they've grown.....now the're preparing for college exams........click MK&A

First it was Navy Seals....now it's gone to the Dogs.....click fido

Not only does this psycho run out into the ballfield...but now we have to see his butt.....click gimme yo pants...

First there was Aerobics...then Jazzercize....then Tae Bo....now there's the NEW Hottest work out........click sicko

What's with all these idiots today..... There must be something in the air.....I know...It's the full moon......another genius at play.......click pork chop

Another group of prospective Darwin Award candidates testing out the strength of their foreheads.........click more vodka please

HOLY S&%#........the frog got revenge on this Darwin award candidate.....!!!!!!!..............click potato gun

I don't know what to say about this story.........click boar....ed

I guess this is one way to win a game......click eyefull

AND MY FAVORITE STORY OF THE DAY IS.......click pass the Budweiser son

Bad news for you Gorilla meat fans...it's coming of the menu in Cameroon.......click pass me the elephant please..

The story of Barfing Barb....the college ghost......click chunks

The Army is pondering how to arm their latest vehicle in the war against Terrorism........click desert battleship

Separated at Birth ??????....you decide....click sig heil

a real conceled briefcase MP5 (not as fancy as the other one).....click briefcase

A picture of a new kind of Vertical Horse dancing......click Whoa....

Just what I like....a cute and friendly little Kitty........click Hissss

Every terrorist's or special ops dream machine.............click MP5

How to kick in a door....Batman style.....click manly marine

YES..YES...YES....In case you were wondering YES...you CAN get the Iraqi Death Playing cards.....click gambler saddam

Remember this British commando whose Kevlar helmet saved his life......well....click prank

The eradication of Hydrilla....an after dinner topic to discuss with the upper crust....and academic intelligensia...click big fish

This article's headline says it all.........click pee

This is even more dangerous than the second hand smoke.........click NO SMOKING

I actually read this story about a year ago and e-mailed it to several people....and now her son has died a second time.....click lizard

This company sets up Murder Misteries and stages them for your company......I thought it was interesting by itself to Post.......but then I scrolled down towards the bottom of the website and what did I see???????..............click Oh NO !!!!.

Once again to keep you posted on our favorite comedian's web connections I bring you...(courtesy of Paula).....click Mister Minister

As sent by Vinnie...The mother of all Websites....click Bhagdad bob.

Another Best of Bhagdad Bob.....click Comical Ali,.

As donated by Gary & Pat P.
Now that the B-52's have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intel has
discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse the
ground troops. Special Ops have reported that these new names include:

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Oshit-Dissizbad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
10. Diplane kiltHussein

And just so you don't think I forgot to post the wacky religion of the week.......click clone

Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule:


MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Shapeless, Black Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"
8:30 - "God's Will and Grace Can Keep Us From Touching One Another"
9:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek
10:00 - "Matlock"

Iraqi jokes

What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.


What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.


What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.


What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.


Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.


How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2... C-130... F-15


What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks
are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force

Check out Britney's Big Bust.......click bad food

another picture of our friend "comical Ali".......click all is well

And this moron takes his fish for a walk......click fish

Poor Idiot Bank Robber....nobody takes him seriously...the old finger in the coat trick did't work......click stickemup...

Do you know what time it is....(sent bu TKO)........click bomb

A story about everybody's favorite Iraqi....."Comical Ali"..........click Americans? what americans????

Hey guess what.....Greta beats O'reilly this week....FOX kicks MSNBC and CNN's Butt .....!!!!......CABLE NEWS RACE
MON., APR. 7, 2003

GRETA 6.3 [RATING]
O'REILLY 5.3
HANNITY/COLMES 4.6
SHEP SMITH 4.4
BRIT HUME 4.0
AARON BROWN 3.7
LARRY KING 3.1
OLBERMANN 1.6
HARDBALL 1.5

somehow it seems a little scary to have the tallest building in the world also have the fastest elevators......2,461 feet per minute.....click going down.....

The guy in this photo does not like Saddam (either that or he hungers for money) click to enlarge the picture.....click nutso

This New York dude hung out at bars and sketched on the back of business cards....now he does it for a living....no-kidding,....some of the cartoons contain profane language......click barfly

It's really kinda sad...I did a Google search for Scabs..planning to hit a Union Website and I hit upon the South Carolina Association of Blind Students (SCABS)....click somewhere

Are you afraid of the Rat King....maybe it's cause you're a SCAB......click UNION LABOR

I don't know why the parent's in this school are so ticked off....what's wrong with taking 13 year old boys and girls to the neighborhood Hooters.....Oh, I guess it's because the school superintendent took them there.....Oh well maybe it was career night.........click chicken wings

the new girl starring in Terminator 3..........click Gallery

a picture of a RAT getting what he deserves.......click Fedayeen

It seems some of the soldier's don't really like Geraldo.......some even put their hands in unmentionable places prior to shaking his hand.....click gross

Cloning an Endangered Species....a cute cattle like thing........check it out.....click clone

Did you ever wonder what most criminals request foir their last, meal....well in Texas..........click cheeseburgers

Boy ...I've tried to produce an interesting Blog Site....well Mick found the most Dull Blog....very innovative....and fun to read.......click Yawn....

Boy just when you thought you did lateral thinking somebody shows you up........click potty printing

Interesting Town names......click "Passing Gas"

The MAN SHOW Periodic Table of the Elements...not for kids..........click trampoline

If you want your marriage to last don't complain about the Farts..........clcik Gas

Bue...Bye..."Chemical Ali"....you won't be missed......click ALi

Holy S%$#@....what do you do when your truck overturns with 80 MILLION BEES...........click BUZZZZZZZ.......

A pretty off the wall intelligence website......click far out

a good intelligence website with some pretty interesing stuff.......click tribune

GUYYYYYYYSSSS look at the picture...It's the New-man...........click I'm everywhere

J.C Penney adopts new policy when returning merchandise click no returns buddy

Holy Crap.....don't mess with a Field Hockey Chick....beware of Erin & Heather !!!!>.....click stop it girl !!

Could this have been caused by a bad burger???.......click fart?

When does scissor cut paper....how about string.......click silly string

Gee why would I NOT want to be part of this Regime........2. Iraqi Soldiers: We Had to Eat Grass, Witness Executions

Human Rights Watch on Friday revealed the first independent, substantial information about Iraqi army deserters since the war began, and it ain't pretty.

Many of the 26 soldiers interviewed by the organization spoke of extremely low pay ($2 or even less a month) and meager food rations. One witness described the summary execution of 10 suspected deserters. Others said they knew of execution squads of 10 to 12 men.

"Some days we were so hungry we would eat grass, which we mixed with a little water," said a 21-year-old soldier from Baghdad whose unit was part of the Fifth Corps. "We didn't wash ourselves for 40 days. Often there was no drinking water, and they would give us jerry cans and tell us to go and fill them from the pools of water that gathered on the ground when it rained."

Some of the Iraqi soldiers described inhumane punishments including beatings or being forced to crawl across stones on their bare knees or backs. One showed the scars on his back from this punishment. Their officers frequently warned them that they would be executed if they tried to escape. Several deserters said their officers forced them to remain in their positions during the air strikes, telling them to "die like men."

The eyewitness to an execution said that on March 26, 10 deserters were brought to an open field where a colonel had gathered other units to witness the execution. "This is what happens to betrayers of our nation," the colonel told the assembled troops, according to the witness. He then began shooting the alleged deserters one by one. Other members of the execution squad joined in. The colonel then ordered the bodies to be dragged up onto a hillside so the soldiers would have a better view of the corpses.

Have you ever wanted to be a spy but couldn't find a "spy school"?......well here's where you can actually take counterintelligence 101....honest...scroll down after you link....click spy school

You thought you'd seen it all......not yet...Oh, hell...I won't say anything and let you see it for yourself...submitted by Jose.....(hope you feel better dude)......click OUCH!

Take a "Spy Drive" through downtown Washington with ex-CIA and KGB agents......no kidding...this is real !!!...click Agents

You've heard of a Ginat Squid how about a Colossal Squid......click Calamari

Beer Can Bob

I challenge anyone else to tell me they have been to the site of BEER CAN BOB.....visit the site....make your own bob and submit pictures to the site....who knows...maybe you'll win a prize......click BOB

Did you ever wonder what a deep Philosophical discussion would sound like at the Jerry Springer show???........click Jerry,,,Jerry....Jerry

In case you're bored this summer with nothing to do....how about a summer internship at MAD Magazine.........click what me worry?

You've just got to laugh a this High School Locker Room Peeper...........think he'll do it again ???....click stuck

Did you know you can create color tombstone designs for your final resting place ????????click dead_can't_dance

Does anyone really think that Microsoft can come up with a better product than Google?????.......click NO_WAY

Another great web page from retrocrush.com....the greatest retro toys of all time....guaranteed to bring memories for anyone over 40. .......I had forgotten but I actually remember owning the Great Garlloo.....he was reaaly scary......click monster

I'll bet you had no idea there was a site called "retrocrush.com" . I'll also bet you had no idea that the wacky movie "Mars Attack" was originally base on a 1962 set of trading cards. When you enlarge and click on the cards you'll be a amazed that the pictures on the cards were faithfully recreated in the movie. Check it out....click Martians'

You've heard of the Dogs of War ....how about the Dolphins of war.....click flipper

Our friends the French....defiling the graves of soldiers who gave their lives to Liberate the French.....click BOYCOTT

Congratulations to the Special Ops guys for bringing back Jessica........click POW

For those of you who won't read them all this was one of my favorites.....#11: The Eruption of Mount Edgecumbe
In 1974 residents of Sitka, Alaska were alarmed when the long-dormant volcano neighboring them, Mount Edgecumbe, suddenly began to belch out billows of black smoke. People spilled out of their homes onto the streets to gaze up at the volcano, terrified that it was active again and might soon erupt. Luckily it turned out that man, not nature, was responsible for the smoke. A local prankster named Porky Bickar had flown hundreds of old tires into the volcano's crater and then lit them on fire, all in a (successful) attempt to fool the city dwellers into believing that the volcano was stirring to life. According to local legend, when Mount St. Helens erupted six years later, a Sitka resident wrote to Bickar to tell him, "This time you've gone too far!"

I know it's one day late but better late than never.......THE TOP 100 APRIL FOOLS GAGS OF ALL TIME.........CLICK fool

A very interesting Real Estate development for these folks.....they can't get their deposit back....click beach next door

As if the Catholic Church doesn't have enough problems with the priests and the sex scandals....now NUNS are breaking into unmanned missle silos.......(Erin is a Nun for the school play....NO erin no missle silos !!)click war protest

Only in Scotland can you attack someone with an axe and not lose your job............click take this job and Keep it

Nowadays everyone is talking about homeopathic and do it yourself medicine.....this one kinda pushes the envelope....click Braaaains

In case anyone was wondering I'm home today with a not-too severe (hopefully) ankle sprain.....for anyone who wants to know what an ankle sprain is...it's symptoms and treatment....click ankle

How about former gorgeous "Baywatch" star Yasmine Bleeth.........yeah you remember her,.... the gourgeous brunnete......I even had a Baywatch air freshener with a picture of her in her one piece red baywatch suit.....well it looks like a little too much cocaine took it's toll on her........click un-model

Does anyone want to see one of Ozzy Osbourne's first arrest pictures.......my he still looks like he might have had a brain left ..no not really....click OZZY

Important story about Saddam's latest televised address......is he dead or alive....????/...click saddam

This has to be one of my top 10 posts ever !!!!!!!!!!......kick back....crank up the volume and enjoy........let me know how you like it.....click kitty

The stupid game of the day....not as entertaining as Monkey Bowling from last week but definitely stupid.....click copter

For those of you who never saw it before....Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics...........click Genius

A picture of the Snake Head Fish.......click dead

Nude video games........click volleyball

He wins the lottery 38 times.........click lucky

The story of BAT BOY.....the Weekly World News.....Supermarket Hero..didn't you always wonder how it started ???...click Bat

This guy has some severe problems........click roast pigeons