Bill Gates does it again !!Microsoft Unveils pornPod Personal Smut Device

OK...which one of you guys want to be on bottom,,,,or visa versa,,,which one of you babes wanna be on top O' Tommy -the hunk??????

GARY.....special Bonus ...Denise Austin...mini...movie page......

Gary...I didn't forget you........

In order to get a really smooth shave.....

The Football Draft is getting a little ridiculous !!!!!!!

Get those Indians outta way...... - Sacred Cattle Win Ground Beef Taste Test

Holy**&^$ Signs of Water found on Mars....well at least Tonic Water.....

cAN'T THESE LIB DEMOCRATS EVER SAY THE TRUTH..."I did not have sex with thesae medals"....(well maybe once or twice)......

Yahoo! News - Israel Identifies New Secret Hamas Leader - gives him a 10 minute head start.....run MAHMOUD,,,,RUN ..........

make your own assumptions.....BBC NEWS | Health | Child-proof packs baffle adults

I FIND THIS ONE A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW......check out the pic of the bill

ONCE AGAIN I SAY....YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS $#%6 UP !!!!!!/a>

Bonus Denise Richards Pic.....

Gratuituous Female actress pic...the most gorgeous actress alive (according to me).....

Who doubted that this could have been an expected consequence of Martha having been found guilty????...watch out guys...

Remenber...you always have to watch what you say......

I guess he showed her he wasn't violent....she wasn't interested....GREAT STORY A MUST READ

I wonder if he got a High Score ???

Mother nature plays a joke....Twitchers watch robin served rare

Candidates for Parents of the Year !!!!

Drunk Doctor no longer has hospital privileges

One more for Gary

Gratiutuous female athlete pic

Liz Hurley Asks Pamela Anderson a Question

Pamela Anderson Promotes Vegetarianism

Black US Soldier in Iraq Starts a Business

Kobe Bryant is Still Confused About Consent to Sex

Dean to Run for President in Iraq

Haitian Rebel Alliance Closes In On Death Star

smart prank.....Teen Nearly Shot By Police

Take the Godzilla Monster Quiz

pretty outrageous statement...not too politically correct???.....

Man finds wife's sex video on website

Ambulance crew ask patient for directions

sPERTS.net - Paris Hilton to enter Lingerie League draft - Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

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Rattlesnakes anyone???.....

Don't bogart that Joint my friend......

What a MAN !!!! Diver flees with shark attached

US Press News - Liberal Media Fails McNabb, Fried Chicken Industry

Babs Streisand to Justin: "I'm Wearing a Loose Sarong and No Panties at the Grammys"

Patriots' Victory Unsurprising, Say Followers Of Patriot Act

Some Dork Brought In To Address Civics Class

Saddam Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist........click fear

Quick Jethro.....get the truck ready...we's goin' to Them Beverly Hills !!!

An Intelligent stunt Yahoo! News - Snowboarder Hurt During Letterman Stunt

About the only good thing about the Philadelphia Eagles......click pretty hot

Check out ....Mozilla Firebird - Next Generation Browser (I'd wait at least until ver 1.0 for download )

Gratuituous Female Athelete Pic

check out .....Bush Aerobics!

Maybe there really was something to what Hillary said a couple of weeks back......Gandhi Really Did Run a Gas Station

Close Shave for Saddam: Saddam Hussein Endorses the Wilkinson Sword Shaving System

Polls Show Iowa Caucus Tie Between Dean, Gephardt, Big Bird

From Gary P. really "motivational site" (make sure to click on the "Featuring " section......

Funny story passed on by mickster....... - Burger King customers told: 'You are too fat to have a Whopper'

these guys could do hard time for getting these fish drunk !!!!!!...click "open wide"

Gratuitous female shot....click "Buffy"....

and you think you've got weight problems.....click "F-35"

Spotting new trends....Paris Hilton Video Resume Sparks New Trend for Job Seekers...click "smile at the camera"

Michael Jackson Says, "That 'Croc Hunter' Makes Me Look Like a Saint!"....click Perv"

Don't you just love when the British get filthy drunk and want to act crazy.....click "It's A Thong Way Down"

speaking of Hillary Jokes....check out....Hillary Jokes.com - click "The Humor Network"

and we all thought that she didn't have a sense of Humor...... Hillary Clinton Regrets Gandhi Joke....click "towelhead"...

Have you heard the story of the Ohio woman who claims to have lost the lottery ticket....well..here's her story...check out the pic at the bottom...she sure LOOKS credible...click "nightmare"...

Yeahhhh...Baby....how about "Bridezilla"...she seems like a fun girl....click "party"..

How to Poop at work....a little gross but very funny.........!

Farting Dog Harmonics.........enjoy!

BUSH CALLS FOR RETURN TO MOON

Do you think these guys have too much time on their hand,,,,(kinda like me).....WPVI.com: Lobster Dressed as Barbie Makes a Great Catch

True story.....NO kidding.......GN Online: US troops 'tortured' man with rap music

OK I promise LAST One................

One more picture of the Hilton sisters...............

Obsession: Hilton Pants......nuff said..........

A Quiz for people who know everything...let's see how you fare......click test

The official web page for...........Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie: The Simple Life: FOX TV Show Official Site: Video, Pictures, Pics, Photos

These people just don't know when to stop.!!!!!!........US Press- Jesus Trampled By Christmas Shoppers

They've not only come up with Anime......but NOW how about these... Crazy Asian Drinks (my favorite is the FOCO LYchee Drink.)

Important news from Indiana.....
BAKERVILLE, ID - Bob Remington wants everyone to know, his store is not for sale. Despite appearances and the name of the store, 'For Sale Store,' the business and building are not being sold. 'I'm sick and tired of getting offers to buy my store, or people asking why I'm selling,' Remington, who's store features 25 brand new for sale signs in it's window, tells the Daily Bull. 'People walk by my store and don't come in because they think I'm closed and for sale... I'm not!' Reminton went on to explain that selling a For Sale sign is a Herculean task, and he hopes to revamp the location into a store that specializes in 'Closed' signs."

This is the only place where you can actually get the REAL transcript of the Saddam capture.......click here.....

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spank the Frank.......click penguin

Has it really come down to THIS !!!!!.......Michael Jackson Accused of Molesting Archbishop of Boston

It's becoming more and more popular....now even the Pillsbury Doughboy goes on Atkins Diet; Pillsbury Co. In Shock

Help raise money for the Salvation Army.....Wal-Mart Introduces "Punch Out An Employee" Charity Program

Bush Launches new campaing against the axis of beards.....click shave

Did you ever wonder about the Deer Crossing signs??....well ask the Deer......

The "REAL" story about Saddam's capture......

The New News | Thinking of getting your own Spider Hole just like Saddam? read: "Glut of Spider-Holes Floods Iraqi Rental Market"

Half-Ton Snowball Traps, Injures Boy....NO I don't make this stuff up !!!

Check this thing out...........pretty awesome can store up to 400 1.3 megapixel images and recharges when you plug it into your USB !!!!!!,......RitzCamera.com - Philips Key 007 Key-Ring Digital Camera & 64MB USB Device - NEW!

one more pic of Susan.....click HOT or Not??????

By request.....one for Gary P.......Susan Tiedtke.....known as the sexiest athelete ever...was a long jumper at the 92 Olympics. in Barcelona Spain..........click WOW.....

A perennial favorite for those who never saw it...here is THE Welcome To Beercook web page- Because beer is food!

A Smells Database.... for those of you who want to know what different chemicals smell like...sorry no reverse lookup.....click foul odor...

No matter how you cut it....I think cannibalism is WRONG ....click SICKOS...

Clinton Googles Self.....click bored woth life...

Talk about an Eye for an Eye !!!!!...... Judge Orders Pakistani Blinded by Acid...click OUCH............

Anyone Hungry ?????Yahoo! News - German Accused of Cannibalism on Trial

HAPPY HALLOWEEN...............Dad arrested over trick-or-treat rage