My Fortune Cookie Quote from today's Lunch:

"Do What is Right, Not What you Should"

Can someone help me with this.....???????

Whoa Baby....remember never take candy from a stranger ...!!!! (They don't get much stranger than this !!!!)

I dare you to try Jolene's excellent Pinto Bean Fudge Experiment (below)....Trailer Park Cooking at it's Best...!!!

Trailer Park Cooking Special With Jolene : Pinto Bean Fudge

For those of you interested....here are the "real" emails which sent Astronaut Nowak ballistic.....made her drive cross country in a diaper then mace another female astronaut while she held a plastic bag and duct tape in her hand....

http://www.militarytimes.com/static/projects/pages/astronaut.pdf

Ok....now here's a calf (that's right calf, small cow) who eats live chickens.....a little scary..???

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=365672007

Oh no.... Jack Bauer (not a real person) is back in the news again.....(maybe he should run for public office?)

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-03-08T130216Z_01_N06410040_RTRUKOC_0_US-TORTURE-1.xml&src=rss

Wow....talk about quality control......new $1.00 coins missing "E Pluribus Unum", "In God We Trust", the date and the Mint Mark...!!!...but printed on the side of the coin????..Look closely...OOOPs..

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-03-08T130636Z_01_N07257836_RTRUKOC_0_US-COINS-ERROR-1.xml&src=rss

Here's a nice article......Judge allows accused child molester to vacation at Disney World....what could possibly be wrong w/that....????.....

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/288706,CST-NWS-disney08.article

Hey....you out there in Web-Land....don't forget to post a "comment" when you see my stupid pictures and articles....to give you the opportunity, here's a Stupid picture.....mag

Another reason to get Firefox:

Man sues Microsoft for porn 'embarrassment'

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

'Wow! Alice, it turns out your husband's really into furries.'

A computer user is suing Microsoft for £100,000 because his PC's Internet Explorer program did not delete records of the pornography he viewed.

Michael Crooker claims he was told his settings meant that his browser's history would be deleted after five days.

But he suffered 'great embarrassment' when his porn history was found by police, who arrested him in Connecticut on weapons charges, including allegations of selling illegally modified firearms and possessing bomb-making equipment.

Here's a new idea for robbing a bank....I mean since we don't all have guns we have to improvise......Man brandishing torch robs Alaska bank

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TORCH_ROBBERY?SITE=TXSAE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-03-06-16-08-00

Dictionary word of the day ::

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2007/03/06.html

Circle Circle Dot Dot - Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone

Rap along with the Homies of Circle Circle Dot Dot......mag

DICE stacking MOVES vol.2

For those of you who have never experienced the complex art of "Dice Stacking"....

Whoa Baby......From Tomb Raider to the Council on Foreign Relations:

Angelina Jolie has been elected a member of an exclusive American foreign policy think tank.

The UN goodwill ambassador will join US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, former secretary Henry Kissinger, and top economist Alan Greenspan in the ranks of the influential Council on Foreign Relations. .....well she is a mix of Czech, French-Canadian, Iroquois and English.......pretty cool....

Why you don't let anybody take camera-phone pics of you in the toilet......don't worry Antonella.... NJ loves...you,.... you are one of US...!!!!....mag.

Nothing wrong w/her being my American Idol.......

Some St. Patrick's recipes for the upcoming Holiday.....Courtesy of Cooks.com

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-00,irish,FF.html

for more traditional recipes.... http://www.irishfood.ie/
a website from Ireland....

After the Boston Police Department had to blow up a suspicious looking man, someone made stickers to help the police understand what is, and what is not, a bomb.