Thursday, February 05, 2009

Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

Readers: Make Sure To Read The Entire Post and see the Video at The End.......
Font sizeFEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (below)

showing Bartusek's "Hottie" inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls.

Hey George....maybe a more Private Area to "Get Busy" with those inflateable babes would have been a good idea....and what's with all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups..????

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to read the Police Report

BTW....I Recommend a much more Manly Sport.....Blow UP Doll White Water Rafting.....mag


Heather said...

hahahaha...the sport seems pretty fun...but whats with some of the dolls that have abnormally large breasts?! whats with the black chick with the green skirt? out of controlllll....and who is the fag who put a shirt on his doll...really dude?!...homo

Errrr Ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

I dunno, I think that the whole affair has been "blown" out of perspective. Clearly, Mr. B drove into his parking space much too quickly causing his Town Car to strike a bollard at the end of the space which in turn activated the AIR "BAGS"!!!! Really, I think this poor fellows accusers are full of hot air! Now, the video on the other hand is proof positive evidence that the falling of the Iron Curtain in eastern European countries has created a void and left folks with TOO MUCH FREE TIME! Zelda's observations notwithstanding, the t-shirt was a considerate touch.

erin said...

that was by far the weirdest thing i've ever seen....i cant believe people actually did that. and i agree with heather about the guy who put clothes on the doll...crazy.

and where do you find these!!??

Miggy G. said...

To answer Erin's question, he finds them by googling "Blow Up Doll" every morning to check prices.

I agree with Mark's Iron Curtain observation and I would point out that capitalism naturally breeds freedom and free time (sometimes too much).

And there's nothing wrong with putting a shirt on a blow-up doll since it only makes it more decent.