Of all the ridiculous alibis we've ever written about on Dumb as a Blog, the one used by Keith R. Griffin (pictured) is by far and away the most preposterous.
Sheriff's Deputies in Martin County, FL, say they found over 1,000 images of child pornography on Griffin's home computer. Griffin's excuse? His cat downloaded the images while Griffin was out of the house.
If true, Griffin, 48, owns the cleverest yet most disturbed tabby in the world.
Griffin allegedly admitted that he "enjoyed" looking at a variety of pornographic images. So his cat knew its master.In his defense, Mr. Griffin told detectives "he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded."
He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.
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What I don't Understand is This.....
Why would a cat look at child pornography?Why not cat pornography? ...Kitty-Porn...That's what my cat looks at.
5 comments:
hey now, lmao.."kitty porn"ha.
World's again in 2010?Might try to get there myself.Peace
SOMEONE has to say it and it might as well be me....I guess the cat in wuestion was just looking for some pussy!!! Please do notinfer any pornographic or obscene notions from this statement, it just seems obvious to me that the enjoyment of looking at porn images must be a household cat-a-ristic in this case.
Hmm, I don't know, I've seen some pretty smart cats. Maybe the cat hated his owner and knew this would get him caught. Or maybe this guy's a pervert...yeah, that's probably it.
And I thought this was a family-orientated blog...
I don't get it. So the cat was downloading illegal porn. Why was his owner arrested??? I think maybe he isn't telling us the whole story. He probably had influence on the cat. We should reward the cat or his prowess by feeding him the dead PETA girl on the glue board. Refer to post: http://maggotx.blogspot.com/2009/08/wowits-about-time-that-someone-spoke-up.html
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