That was hysterical!! My favorite part was the Robot! I love how they refer to the little boy as a "prancer". The tissue boxes on his pedicured little toes sure slowed him down! I think that this is a good time to share with all of you a little story about my saturday night! We went to the Clock Tower same as any other Halloween, Gessner was dressed as a Zombie with a wooden steak through his chest and I as Ms. New Jersey (the only toxic costume I could think of where I could wear a tiara), it was a zombie/toxic theme. There were several people there who were out of theme and many more that were in drag. Of these I found the most disturbing off color one to be a zombie Jean Binea (sp) Ramsey drag queen. But that's not where I was going, I was sticking to the theme of effeminate boys, that was just a funny side note (especially for Maaaak). I have to say that the funniest costume of the evening was a gay guy dressed as a nurse with a huge blonde afro wig, big christmas decoration earings, a tiny little nuses costume, thigh highs (with red cross symbols on them), white elbow length gloves and the HUGEST stripper heals you've ever seen!! Let me tell you homegirl was dancing his ass off!! I think that he could have greatly bennifitted from having seen that clip as a child. I know he got pounded in school! I think that he would have been better off dressing to match his boyfriend who was The Dude from The Big Lebowski. He would have made a killer Maude. Who knew that rural Virginia had such a creative gay population. I would expect this from a larger city but am glad that I can enjoy it here in my own back yard. -Morgie
In Virginia we have a lot of things, type-o's, wooden cows, drag queens with 5 o'clock shadows and Boston accents and yes, steaks made of wood. You should only be so lucky to know the joy. -Morgie
My FABORITE Halloween experience as a child was arriving at the front door of Mr. Schwarz's house and being told that I had to sing in order to receive a treat....do you think he recognized something in me that I did not????? Perhaps a Drag Queen Troubador show would be a good theme to choose the next time I visit rural VA and try to impress Morgie! Kay sa ra sa ra!!
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That was hysterical!! My favorite part was the Robot! I love how they refer to the little boy as a "prancer". The tissue boxes on his pedicured little toes sure slowed him down! I think that this is a good time to share with all of you a little story about my saturday night! We went to the Clock Tower same as any other Halloween, Gessner was dressed as a Zombie with a wooden steak through his chest and I as Ms. New Jersey (the only toxic costume I could think of where I could wear a tiara), it was a zombie/toxic theme. There were several people there who were out of theme and many more that were in drag. Of these I found the most disturbing off color one to be a zombie Jean Binea (sp) Ramsey drag queen. But that's not where I was going, I was sticking to the theme of effeminate boys, that was just a funny side note (especially for Maaaak). I have to say that the funniest costume of the evening was a gay guy dressed as a nurse with a huge blonde afro wig, big christmas decoration earings, a tiny little nuses costume, thigh highs (with red cross symbols on them), white elbow length gloves and the HUGEST stripper heals you've ever seen!! Let me tell you homegirl was dancing his ass off!! I think that he could have greatly bennifitted from having seen that clip as a child. I know he got pounded in school! I think that he would have been better off dressing to match his boyfriend who was The Dude from The Big Lebowski. He would have made a killer Maude. Who knew that rural Virginia had such a creative gay population. I would expect this from a larger city but am glad that I can enjoy it here in my own back yard. -Morgie
Maaaahk, have you been mocked by morgie?
Sounds like Morgie had a great Halloween, and yes, Maahk used to dress as a ballerina or stripper fireman every year (not necessarily Halloween).
And Morgie, what does a steak made out of wood look like. Did it come from a wooden cow? Woah!
In Virginia we have a lot of things, type-o's, wooden cows, drag queens with 5 o'clock shadows and Boston accents and yes, steaks made of wood. You should only be so lucky to know the joy.
-Morgie
Now I know why Maggot always went dressed as an army soldier on halloween. I remember my parents insisting on it.
My FABORITE Halloween experience as a child was arriving at the front door of Mr. Schwarz's house and being told that I had to sing in order to receive a treat....do you think he recognized something in me that I did not????? Perhaps a Drag Queen Troubador show would be a good theme to choose the next time I visit rural VA and try to impress Morgie! Kay sa ra sa ra!!
This was really funny- but I felt bad for the little boy dressed like a vampire when the bucket of "blood" was poured over him. He was so upset!!
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