Apologies to the Blog Readers

Maggotx has had a bad couple of weeks.....most of you friends and family know the problems starting with the flooded basement to the family members health issues.....anyway, sorry for the long pause in posting....In spite of all the CRAPOLA going on... I'm going to TRY stay positive any post some more Ridiculous stuff......(Hope Things get better soon...I'm running out of patience...)...PS.... Life Sucks....

Just when you thought it was only a Joke....Chuck Norris Vs a Grizzly Bear....



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Check out What This SICK PUPPY did to this Cop Car......

Jesse James' New Momma...????

For any Blog Readers who may have missed it....here are some pics of Michelle McGee.....The babe you JJ cheated with while away from Academy Award Winning wife Sandra Bullock......hhmmmm...which one do the Blog Readers go for...??  BTW, the Tat on her Forehead reads :  "Pray for Us Sinners"....

 

New Egypt Makes the Onion News....!!!!!!

The Loyal Blog readers need NOT be told that Maggotx is a BIG fan of the Onion News......Ironically, a friend of mine and a fellow resident of the hometown New Egypt was recently solicited by the Onion and his residence served  as the background for two recent Onion News Episodes...Posted Below...Is That Cool or What....(sorry about the language...but the second vid was my favorite)......



Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season


AND MY FAVORITE...



Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere


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Just when the Weather finally turns Spring-Like we get another dose of Crapola.....

This Weekend's Forecast.....BOO...!!!!

 

 and while this is going on in the Philly Area...:

Pa. woman accused of recruiting jihadists

Indictment alleges American used Internet to spark terror overseas

NBC, msnbc.com and news services

updated less than 1 minute ago

A Pennsylvania woman has been charged with joining a group overseas that sources said planned to kill a Swedish cartoonist whose drawings of the Prophet Muhammed provoked worldwide outrage.

A federal indictment unveiled Tuesday alleges that Colleen LaRose, 46, of Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, called herself "Jihad Jane" and was also known as Fatima Larose. It says she agreed to kill a Swede on orders from unnamed terrorists and traveled to Europe to carry out the killing.

Federal sources told NBC News that the case is related to a group of people arrested in Ireland earlier Tuesday on suspicion of plotting against Swedish artist Lars Vilks, who depicted the Prophet Muhammad with the body of a dog.

This is What The Philly Police are spending their Valuable Taxpayer Funded Time on...Building up their Pension Overtime on Really Important Cases...Like This....Reminds me of Prohibition...1920's.....

“Ridiculous” Beer Raids on Philly Bars

State police swarmed three Philly bars last week, confiscating gallons of beer that the owners say they bought legally.

State Rep. John Taylor says this was a “ridiculous use of manpower,” reports the Daily News.

More than a dozen state police officers raided three popular Philadelphia bars, all owned by Leigh Maida and Brendan Hartranft, seizing hundreds of bottle of expensive brews, as well as four kegs, on a “citizen’s complaint” tip that said nobody registered the names of the beers with the state Liquor Control Board.

The beer in question, at Resurrection Ale House on Grays Ferry Avenue, Local 44 in West Philly, and the MemphisTaproom in Port Richmond, was bought legally from licensed Pennsylvania distributors with all of the necessary taxes included, according to Hartranft and Maida.

Police allege that the beer was not registered by the brewers or importers, a state requirement in place since 1987 that includes a $75 fee for those manufacturers.

"I don't know why they would use that many people to track down an issue like this that could have been handled with a routine inspection," state Rep. John Taylor told the Daily News. Tayor's legislative district includes the Memphis Taproom.

AND unless I'm Mistaken...This is in  Miggy G's Back-A-Yard....Almost Next Door..!!!!!

How Dumb can The Science Channel Get....This Dumb...!!!!!

Thinking of Nate H....who is serious about Science....HHmmmm,  I wonder if he watches the Science Channel..??????

Science & Technology

Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further

January 26, 2010 | Issue 46•04

SILVER SPRING, MD—Frustrated by continued demands from viewers for more awesome and extreme programming, Science Channel president Clark Bunting told reporters Tuesday that his cable network was "completely incapable" of watering down science any further than it already had.


"Look, we've tried, we really have, but it's simply not possible to set the bar any lower," said a visibly exhausted Bunting, adding that he "could not in good conscience" make science any more mindless or insultingly juvenile. "We already have a show called Really Big Things, which is just ridiculous if you think about it, and one called Heavy Metal Taskforce, which I guess deals with science on some distant level, though I don't know what it is. Plus, there's Punkin Chunkin."

"Punkin Chunkin, for Christ's sake," added Bunting, referring to the popular program in which contestants launch oversized pumpkins into the air using catapults. "What more do you people want?"


Along with Bunting's remarks, the Science Channel issued a statement claiming that it currently airs more than 150 programming hours that are tangentially, and often laughably, related to science, and that staff members are unable to bring themselves to make those hours even more asinine.  Debbie Myers, general manager of the Science Channel, said the cable station has maintained a balance of 5 percent science content and 95 percent mind-numbing drivel over the past few years, and that this was as far as they were willing to go.


A survey of the network's current schedule confirmed Monday that on-air demonstrations of such basic scientific principles as "inertia" and "momentum" are mostly relegated to pushing a blindfolded participant strapped to an office chair down a steep hill, while other concepts, such as "sublimation," are regularly demonstrated by strapping dynamite to a large fiberglass Big Boy statue and then watching it explode.

As evidence of their refusal to further water down programming, network sources pointed to a number of proposed shows they've abandoned in recent weeks, including an animal-based bungee-jumping program called Extreme Gravity, and Atom Smashers, a series that was was roundly rejected by focus groups as being "too technical" and "not awesome enough."