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Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze
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The Onion truly is the BEST News source available to us! Who needs those comiedians at NPR or ABC or Fox telling us sheer, fantastical stories about "pastors" in FL who intend to start WWIII on 9/11/10! Why do they make this stuff up? That's not funny you "serious" news guys! I've watched your reports and I've decided...to switch permanently to The Onion! The Onion, peeling back the skin to reveal the truth!
I've got to tell you it is tough looking at the kid dressed like a giant rabbit to entice the snake. That is disturbing.
You don't need a suicide warning on Stouffer's frozen foods. Anyone who eats that stuff is already on their way to an early grave.
If the plastic food doesn't kill you the microwaved plastic will kill you. It's a fail safe system created by the secret societies to euthanize mentally and physically challenged Americans.
They only sell that crap in American markets - that is why it's so easy to find so many freaks to take pictures of at Wal-Mart.
The freezer cases at Wal-Mart are full of time bombs waiting to explode in your heart, arteries and gut, whichever comes first.
It is also good food for all the parasites living in their guts. That is not just gas and fecal matter that gives them that gross gut that looks like they are stealing a basketball or stealing a 300-pound bag of cottage cheese.
Anyway that is why they are starting the Python for Tots program. PFT is a program where they give pythons, large pythons, to children living in trailer parks to help families cope with the higher cost of living from buying over priced frozen foods instead buying a box of pasta and a box of Velveeta
, which would last them a week. What is that crap anyway?
So the good news is if they choose to save money they will still be eating something that is probably not really food and will still be euthanized. Be sure to click on the hyper link to see some great pictures.
My feelings are hurt because no one commented on my videos I posted in comments to Mags last post. Anyway I will get over it I guess. If I don't Wal-Mart is close by with the Stouffer's.
I can't wait until payday to go to Chili's!!!!!!!
Wow!!! I hadn't even seen the firefighter. Hey Mag didn't you use to date that guy?
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