Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A Definition of Globalization

Globalization

Finally, a definition of globalization
I can understand and to which I can relate:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel,
Driving a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles
Treated by an American doctor,
Using Brazilian medicines.

This was written by a Canadian,
Using Bill Gates's technology,
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That uses Taiwanese chips,
And a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian Lorry-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!

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