Sunday, February 24, 2008

WOW Hot Off The Press,,,Surprise News....!!!!

In an unexpected move the Cuban Parliament has named Raul Castro as the next Presidente' of Cuba, Now that Fidel has resigned his post due to illness , it had been Hotly debated who would be the next to ascend the Castro Throne.

The potential candidates, who were running at a dead Heat were:

Al Franken: Far left host of the defunct Air America talk radio program. He is noted for his work on Saturday Night Live and his liberal political views.















JoAnne Chesimard (AKA Assata Shakur): an African-American activist who was a member of the Black Panther Party and Black Liberation Army (BLA). In 1977 she was convicted of several felonies including the murder of New Jersey State Trooper . She escaped from prison in 1979 and has been living in Cuba with political asylum since 1984.

Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
: commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che or just Che was an Argentine-born Marxist revolutionary, international political figure, author, social philosopher, medical physician, and leader of Cuban and internationalist guerrillas.''

Unfortunately, Che is Dead, Al FRanken is running for the US Senate and JoAnne is still in hiding from the FBI....Therefore the Obvious Choice was Fidels' Brother Raul.....Below is a Loving picture of Brother Raul with the "Che" (Ahem....the Picture is fifty Years Old)


Good Luck Cuba.......very little change is likely to come.......

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very intersting speculation Maggotx! Viva Raul! I think you forgot one candidate though, senor Guillermo Clin-ton, former el presidente of the Estatos Unito who is desperately seeking a way out of his bludering career as a political consultant to his wife!

mag said...

Si Tio Maaaaahhhhkk.: I agree But I need you to watch this Video....because he still Wants to be Presidente of the Estados Unidos......mag

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/53014.html

Miguel Garces said...

That's Guillermo's political sub-conscious speaking, but I'm sure he'll pull out of the race as soon as he feels Hillary's pain.

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase
Shakespeare, I'm shocked, shocked! And next time, I have to check my spelling, eh?

Anonymous said...

I love that picture at the bottom! Can I play dress up in a military uniform and knock off USSR circa 1988 "Prada" sunglasses too? Please, hold my mojito, this is a photo op!
-Morg'ms

Anonymous said...

From here forth Rual will be known as "the lesser Castro". He leads no revolutions, he ousts no puppet American governments, he doesn't pretend to be poor eventhough his family is minted... he just stands there and looks bad ass... real bad ass.
-Morg'ms