Wednesday, December 10, 2008

WOW I thought I had problems because I wanted to own a Blow-Up Doll..!!!!

Inventor builds She-3PO robot

SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills.

Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.

Aiko is actually a robot, a fantasy brought to life by inventor Le Trung.

Devoted Aiko — “in her 20s” — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.She is always happy to clean the house for “husband” Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink. Computer ace Le, 33, from Ontario, Canada, has spent two years and £14,000 building his dream girl.

He had planned to make an android to care for the elderly. But his project — inspired by sci-fi robots like Star Wars’s C3PO — strayed off-course. (PERVERT....!!!!)

Le said: “Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty.” Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions.

And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner. (COULD..??? ...Yeah...Right...)

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.” Aiko can already react to being tickled or touched. She also recognises faces and speaks 13,000 sentences ....RUMOR...(I heard her vocabulary was programmed from Playboy's Girls Next Door..!!!).

Now Le is seeking a sponsor to help him overcome the robot-maker’s biggest challenge — making Aiko walk like a human (or a Victria's Secret Model). Once Aiko has been perfected, Le hopes to sell clones for use as " home-helps"....(WOW What a Sicko...!). He said: “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”

Aiko sparks mixed reactions in public. Le said: “Women usually try to talk to her. But men always want to touch her, and if they do it the wrong way she slaps them.”

5 comments:

CDGW-Cubby said...

Miguel, Stick with the blow up doll. Much cheaper than a robot.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, as MX would say! Exactly how would that whole intimacy thing work? sounds messy to me, but then again, I guess she would clean up afterwards without complaint! Now, when does the sensitive, dffective, responsible, male robot come out???? I know some women who would be VERY interested in him!!!!

Miguel Garces said...

Wow, I thought you were putting a lot of spin on this article to make this inventor look like a pervert, then I saw this youtube video. At about 1:10, he tries to touch her breast and she slaps him! haha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78krbfy9hh0&e

And figures Mark would ask about the sensitive male robot...

Anonymous said...

Yeah M5, maybe Aiko could pull my rickshaw!!! Now I've offended all androids of Asian descent!!! I'd better watch out, they may be mustering outside the castle gates with torches, knoves, bats, and Aiko in the lead!!!

pc said...

I am hoping Walmart will carry it so I can get one for Christmas!