Monday, May 07, 2007

Make sure you don't watch this movie....the reviews are ....well sounds like a winner to me...!!!

Warning: Actual Rewiews (Rated 0% on Rotten Tomatoes)
  • You could watch it with the sound off and the plot wouldn't make any less sense than it does with it on.
  • Redline is the kind of movie where they spent so much on the fast cars they forgot to save any for acting lessons or screenplay rewrites.
  • The movie would play almost as a postmodern parody of 1960s drive-in fare if it weren't put forward with such a silly straight face.
  • Looks like a music-video without the music
  • Redline mostly feels like one long stunt intercut with the boring parts of a porn movie.
  • The cars in the film are treated with more respect than the women.
  • Do yourself a favor and stay home. Griffin's 21-second wrecking-the-Enzo video on YouTube is more exciting (and better directed, and better acted ...) than anything in Redline.
  • Redline isn't exactly a car wreck, mainly because it's far less exciting and you can, in fact, look away.

HEY....Did you "HEAR" about this one...?????


Doctor finds spiders in ear of boy with earache

ALBANY, Oregon (AP) -- These guys were not exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery Video)

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders -- now both dead -- as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Damn......Where do you start.....may the Gods and/or Godesses Bless those in Greensburg, Kansas, The whole Town is Gone.....


1/2 Mile Wide..........OMG...........!!!!!!!!



Say prayers for those lost...................mag

Once again, not an Onion gift.

For the Young Kids....Who remembers Rat Finks...!!!

Rat Fink is one of the several hot-rod characters created by one of the originators of Kustom Kulture, Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. Roth's hatred for Mickey Mouse led him to draw the original Rat Fink. After he placed Rat Fink on an airbrushed monster shirt, the character soon came to symbolize the entire hot-rod/Kustom Kulture scene of the 1950s and 1960s.

The Rat Fink is a green, depraved-looking mouse with bulging, bloodshot eyes, yellowed, narrow teeth, and a T-shirt with "R.F." on it.

Other artists associated with Roth also drew the character, including Rat Fink Comix artist R.K. Sloane and Steve Fiorilla, who illustrated Roth's catalogs. Rat Fink and Roth are featured in Ron Mann's documentary film Tales of the Rat Fink (2006).



For those of you who want to play in a Band but can't afford instruments....

Is this Puppy Love or just Horsing Around...???

How much of the praise you get is Sarcastic....????


Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic

Talk about stinking up the Course....


Cubby while playing Disc Golf after 15 hours at work..!!!..has the opportunity to snap up this Pic...who knows, maybe when too old to play DG he could become a Naturalist.....

picure by Cubby

Up for a Snake Massage...????


People Paying For Massages From A Snake - The best home videos are here

Oh No...!!!!! First Imus......Btu Now Santa...?????

Thanks to Sal (jose) for the tip......mag

Friday, May 04, 2007

USB Turntable


No, this is not an Onion gift. It's a real turntable that rips your vinyl albums directly to MP3. Finally, you don't need an expensive company to do it for you.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Today is Helium 3 Day at Abiogenesis....Read On and Learn....









Helium-3 is a light, non-radioactive isotope of helium. The helion, the nucleus of a helium-3 atom, consists of two protons but only one neutron, in contrast to two neutrons in ordinary helium. Helium-3 is rare on Earth and sought-after for use in nuclear fusion research.

Future prospectors on the Moon may be assisted by an intriguing new lunar map developed by scientists in Arizona and Hawaii.

It shows places where the element helium-3 can be found in the lunar dirt. Helium-3 is rare on Earth, but more common on the Moon. Today's design of fusion reactor uses tritium as a fuel, an isotope of hydrogen extracted from sea water. But Helium-3 would be even more efficient and produce even less radioactive waste.

The helium-3 found in the lunar soil comes originally from the Sun. A stream of particles from the Sun, called the solar wind, contains helium-3 which is deposited on the Moon's surface. Many scientists believe that energy is the key to the exploration of the Moon and the development of its resources.

To extract one tonne of helium-3, it is estimated that 200 million tonnes of lunar soil would have to be processed. That is equivalent to mining the top 2 metres of a region 10 kms square. Some scientists believe that in the future it could be worth it. It would only require 25 tonnes of helium-3 to provide all the power that the United States needs in a year. Energy calculations suggest that the energy gained from Helium-3 mined on the Moon and shipped back to Earth would be 250 times that used to obtain it.

When the first lunar colony is established, perhaps in 20 years time, it is likely to be positioned near the Moon's south pole, near the so-called 'Peak of Eternal Light.' This mountain is in perpetual sunlight so solar panels on its slopes would provide constant energy.

Later colonies may move down onto the older lunar plains and set up strip-mining factories to extract helium-3 as well as hydrogen which can be used as a rocket fuel.

China goes to the Moon for Helium 3 by 2024

China's moon project leader Long Lehao told reporters that the PRC will put a man on the moon by 2024, with an unmanned lunar probe set to launch next year. Unlike the USA in the 1960s, the Chinese are not going moonside just to wind up conspiracy theorists and inspire rock bands: there is a serious economic purpose: Helium-3...

There is supposed to be a lot of the element Helium-3 on the Moon. I don't know if it makes your voice go higher if you breathe it in, but it does - theoretically - drive a nuclear fusion reaction, when combined with deuterium at high temperatures.

According to its supporters, it is 3x more efficient than today's nuclear power generation. Also it gives off less waste and radiation.

One visionary website has calculated that 4x space shuttle loads of 3He a year could meet the earth's energy supply for 10,000 years. The Russians are already thinking aloud about joining the "3He-rush".

The element could also prove popular because it is great for cryogenic freezing, being able to zap the cadaver of rich people's dead pets to the required temperature for future resurrection in seconds.

Russia suspects US plans to monopolise fuel from moon


A new Favorite Conspiracy Theory....one with a Sci-Fi Theme...


MANKIND'S second race for the moon has taken on a distinctly Cold War feel, with the Russian space agency accusing its old rival NASA of rejecting a proposal for joint lunar exploration.

The charge comes amid suspicion in Moscow that the US is seeking to deny Russia access to an isotope in abundance under the moon's surface that many believe could replace fossil fuels and even end the threat of global warming.

A new era of international co-operation in space supposedly dawned after the US, Russia and other powers declared their intention to send humans to the moon for the first time since 1972.

While the Americans have been either coy or dismissive on the subject, Russia openly says the main purpose of its lunar program is the industrial extraction of helium-3.

While critics dismiss it a 21st-century equivalent of the medieval alchemist's fruitless quest to turn lead into gold, some scientists say helium-3 could be the answer to the world's energy woes.

As helium-3 is non-polluting and effective in tiny quantities, many countries are taking it very seriously. Germany, India and China, which will launch a lunar probe to research extraction techniques in September, are all studying ways to mine the isotope.

"Whoever conquers the moon first will be the first to benefit," said Ouyang Ziyuan, the chief scientist of China's lunar program.

Energia says it will start "industrial scale delivery" of helium-3, transported by cargo space ships no later than 2020. Gazprom, the state-owned energy giant , is said to be strongly supportive of the project.



And you thought nobody else could look like this A-Hole...!!!!


Look-alike Arrested Twice; Close But No Bin Laden


Some comments posted at the site where this article was:

  • Look at him - you can tell he is guilty of something. Send him down to Gitmo anyway.
  • How did he prove he wasn't OBL?
  • We should hire this guy to star in propaganda films we can leak to the middle east with him saying "the jihad is over, let peace reign". It would probably work!
  • I saw Bin Laden coming out of the Public Eye rib joint in Memphis with Elvis. He went down to Chickasaw County in Mississippi and is hiding out with the big E down there.
  • Really? what are the odds that someone who looks that much like OBL would live in the same area that OBL is reported to be hiding out?
  • That guy hets mistaken for bin laden and this gets mstaken for news

Friday, April 27, 2007

HEY PATTI........FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED......!!!!!!


  • Saying “make it so” in casual conversation
  • Indignation because the periodic table doesn’t include dilithium and tritanium.
  • Able to use “variable phase inverter” in a sentence without excessive thought first
  • More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
  • Have figured out the stardate system
  • Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
  • Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
  • The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
  • Forgetting that present-day elevators don’t have voice interface
  • The UPS guy hands you his electronic clipboard and you’re tempted to call him the “Captain’s Yeoman” as you sign it.
  • Phrases like ‘sentient being’ start creeping into your speech patterns.
  • You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.
  • Someone tells a joke and your only comment is: “Humor, a difficult concept”
  • You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it “chirp.”