Warning: Actual Rewiews (Rated 0% on Rotten Tomatoes)
- You could watch it with the sound off and the plot wouldn't make any less sense than it does with it on.
- Redline is the kind of movie where they spent so much on the fast cars they forgot to save any for acting lessons or screenplay rewrites.
- The movie would play almost as a postmodern parody of 1960s drive-in fare if it weren't put forward with such a silly straight face.
- Looks like a music-video without the music
- Redline mostly feels like one long stunt intercut with the boring parts of a porn movie.
- The cars in the film are treated with more respect than the women.
- Do yourself a favor and stay home. Griffin's 21-second wrecking-the-Enzo video on YouTube is more exciting (and better directed, and better acted ...) than anything in Redline.
- Redline isn't exactly a car wreck, mainly because it's far less exciting and you can, in fact, look away.
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