HEY PATTI........FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED......!!!!!!

• Saying “make it so” in casual conversation
• Indignation because the periodic table doesn’t include dilithium and tritanium.
• Able to use “variable phase inverter” in a sentence without excessive thought first
• More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
• Have figured out the stardate system
• Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
• Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
• The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
• Forgetting that present-day elevators don’t have voice interface
• The UPS guy hands you his electronic clipboard and you’re tempted to call him the “Captain’s Yeoman” as you sign it.
• Phrases like ‘sentient being’ start creeping into your speech patterns.
• You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.
• Someone tells a joke and your only comment is: “Humor, a difficult concept”
• You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it “chirp.”