New Kennedy Assasination Theory.....?!?

Kennedy, just moments before the self-generated cranium-shattering heard around the world.

New Theories Suggest Kennedy Wasn't Shot

DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all.

While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots.

"Certainly extreme force was involved in this tragic death," said Dr. Horace Musashi, the book's author and a professor of computer science at Mount Union College in Alliance, OH. "However, none of the available photographs or recorded footage provides even a shred of evidence that an actual bullet did anything to Kennedy's body. As scientists, therefore, we must consider all other possibilities, no matter how much they challenge the status quo."

Musashi himself favors an explanation known as the single-massive-spike-in-blood-pressure theory.

After 11 years of painstaking research, Musashi uncovered testimony from anonymous eyewitnesses who claimed that unopened packets of duck sauce and soy sauce were hastily removed from Air Force One after the assassination. According to the book's findings, the extremely high levels of monosodium glutamate combined with the stress of mediating an intense international ballistic-missile crisis caused Kennedy's systolic pressure to mount to the point where the right rear quarter of his cranium "shot clean off."

Nuff Said......

Cubby's Photo.....Take the Maggotx .Survey

Ok Whaddaya Think.....Cubby took this Pic and wasn't sure if the thing was dead or sleeping.....lets Vote on the Squirrels Condition......

Dead or Sleeping...??????...

PS. ( I don't see a Pillow or Pajamas...)


BTW...This is a Sleeping Squirrel...It's probably safer to sleep on top of a tree rather than on the ground.........unless you had a long day playing disc golf......

Poor Guy..........I Bet he Felt Like Crap.......Bummer....

WHY MOSES WANDERED IN THE DESERT FOR FORTY YEARS: He Lost the Map!


SINAI PENINSULA — Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind: the Exodus of the Hebrew people from Egypt.

“After Moses led the people of Israel from Egypt, they wandered in the Sinai desert for forty years,” said Rabbi Zalman Schmotkin-Fisher of the Moses Studies Institute. “It’s long been a mystery exactly how the Hebrews could have remained lost for so many years in an area approximately the size of Arizona. Why hadn’t the Lord shown them the way?”

Now, an archaeological dig on the shores of the Red Sea proves that God did show Moses the way.

“A parchment map was found in a sealed urn not far from the remains of an Egyptian chariot,” said Rabbi Schmotkin-Fisher. “We surmise that Moses dropped it in the rush to get across the Red Sea before the parted waters came back together.

“It was etched by I Am’s own flaming finger, plainly mapping the way to the Promised Land. Remarkably, had they followed the Lord’s route, the trek would have taken the Israelites about a month, tops.”

“This explains so much,” Rabbi Schmotkin-Fisher said, “especially why God didn’t let Moses enter the Promised Land.

“You know how angry your wife gets when you won’t pull over and ask for directions?” the rabbi asked. “Imagine how irate the Almighty gets when you pull the same thing on Him!”

OH MY GOD...HOT OFF THE PRESS...WE HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM...!!!!!!

MOTHER NATURE ENDORSES GORE FOR PRESIDENT!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Vice President Al Gore has been endorsed for President — by Mother Nature herself!

“Al Gore will be our next president, if I have anything to say about it,” Mother Nature told Weekly World News. “More than any other non-candidate, Mr. Gore has shown that he has the planet’s best interests at heart. I mean, who else could take a power point presentation and turn it into an Academy Award-winning film about global warming?

“I backed Gore in 2000, and we all know what happened then,” Mother Nature said. “I’m not making any threats, but need I remind Florida at the onset of hurricane season — it’s not wise to fool Mother Nature twice?”

Stupid Joke of the Day

While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

"Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you."

"When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

"I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?"

"Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"

Houston... We Have a (Drinking) Problem......TRUE STORY....

Panel Finds Astronauts Flew While Intoxicated

Jul 26, 2007

By Frank Morring, Jr./Aviation Week & Space Technology

A panel reviewing astronaut health issues in the wake of the Lisa Nowak arrest has found that on at least two occasions astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk. The panel, also reported "heavy use of alcohol" by astronauts before launch, within the standard 12-hour "bottle to throttle" rule applied to NASA flight crew members.

Grim Rea-Purr: The Cat that can Predict Death

As Featured in the New England Journal Of Medicine......(some people believe everything they publish......((me....I'm more skeptical unlike Miggy G.) )...Ha Ha .....

The Death Cat

OSCAR the cat makes his grand entrances just as life is about to leave.

A hop onto the bed, a fastidious lick of the paws, then a snuggle beside a nursing home patient with little time left. Oscar's purr, when keeping close company with the dying, is so intense it is almost a low rumble.

"He's a cat with an uncanny instinct for death," said David Dosa, assistant professor at the Brown University School of Medicine and a geriatric specialist. "He attends deaths. He's pretty insistent on it."

In the two years since Oscar was adopted into the dementia unit of the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Centre in Providence he has maintained close vigil over the deaths of more than 25 patients, nursing staff and doctors say.

Dr Dosa had an essay on Oscar published yesterday in The New England Journal of Medicine.

I'm Realy Glad to know this......Now I can Sleep Again at Night.....

Producers: `Cavemen' Not Racial Metaphor

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - The producers of ABC's new "Cavemen" said Wednesday the comedy is much more than the insurance company commercials that inspired it, but isn't designed to be an ambitious allegory about race.

Geico's TV spots show highly evolved but shaggy-looking cavemen chafing at misconceptions about their sophistication and intelligence. The series, debuting Oct. 2, follows another trio of Cro-Magnons facing prejudice as they try to fit in contemporary society.

"We knew we'd be under a lot of scrutiny" adapting the Geico concept to a series, producer Will Speck said. "But I think it just makes our job a little harder."

There was no intention to have the Cro-Magnons represent any minority group, said his colleague, Josh Gordon.

"We're aware that the pilot (episode) seems to lean a little bit more in that direction. But in the episodes that we're coming up with now, we never saw them as, again, a stand-in for one group," Gordon said.

Remeber the SAT's....To some of us it seems like yesterday.....

SAT score decay

As we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.
The following may be the reason why.

A math problem in the 60's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is four-fifths of this
price. What is his profit?

A math problem in the 70's
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is four-fifths of this
price, or $80. What is his profit?

A math problem in the 70's using New Math
A logger exchanges a set L of lumber for a set M of money.
The cardinality of set M is 100,
and each element is worth $1. Make 100 dots representing
the elements of set M. The set C of
the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set M,
and answer the following question:
What is the cardinality of the set P of profits?

A math problem in the 80's
A logger sells a truckload of wood for $100. His cost of
production is $80, and his profit is
$20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.

A math problem in the 90's under Outcome Based Education.
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, a logger makes $20.
What do you think of this way of living?
(Topic for class participation: How did the forest birds
and squirrels feel?)

One of the Best Dance songs EVER.....A CLASSIC..The Originator of RAP...The Sugarhill Gang.....Rappers Delight...Crank UP The Volume. !!

Kinda Important to Know..........

Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With You

SAN FRANCISCO—Though she greets you every morning with a smile, sometimes chats with you, and makes sure the chocolate syrup is evenly distributed throughout your mocha, Starbucks barista Molly Sopel is in truth not flirting with you, and is instead simply a pleasant person and conscientious employee, coffeeshop sources reported Monday.

"The best part about Molly is that she laughs and talks with everyone," said manager Mike Dezort, who confirmed that Sopel asks if you want room for milk as a courtesy, and not because of the physical attraction you think exists between the two of you. "I always overhear her calling customers sweetie, which people seem to like."

A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you order from Sopel is reportedly "shocked" that you still haven't realized that she only calls you by your first name when you pay with your debit card.

Truck Art....These are REAL Paintings....click this Title Link for more info......!!!!

REAL TRUCK ART..........Painted on The Trailers.......click Title Bar Link for more.....The last one is the Best......




Thanks to Jose M "Sal" for sharing this w/ the Blog....

New Computer Stretches.....so relax your muscles.....

SOME COMPUTER STRETCHES


When you are stiff and sore from sitting at your computer for long
periods, it's best if you vary your position and posture periodically.
We know we shouldn't sit for too long without taking a break to
stretch and move around, but we forget, and then pay for it at the
end of the day. In order to prevent chronic back & neck pain,
here are several excellent stretches that are suggested to relieve the
stress.

Try one of these the next time you your back and neck start feeling
tight.....

thanks to Sal "Jose" M.

Senor Taco Breaks world Record....Hey Manuel have another Chalupa on me...!!!!!

At 560 kg, Mexican man weighs into record books

A Mexican tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

"I'm glad to be in the Guinness Book as the fattest man. I am also happy to have lost 200 kilos," Manuel Uribe, 41, told AFP.

Uribe was able to leave his home in Monterrey, northern Mexico in March aboard a trailer to celebrate his weight loss.

Guinness has recognized his weighty achievement with a glass plaque.

"They gave it to me, I have it in my hands," said Uribe, who founded an organization to help overweight people.

Cell Phone Karma....Hey It's Real

Captain Tom F. Comes through again...as a Regular Contributor.....

Holy Crap...Exit Road Rage...Enter Cart Rage.. (Does he look just a little Psycho to you.)..??.!!!!!

Cops: Man ran over woman with shopping cart at Somers supermarket checkout

SOMERS - Call it a case of shopping-cart rage.

State police said a 45-year-old Dutchess County man became enraged at a 72-year-old woman who was in front of him at the checkout line of the Super Stop & Shop on Route 6 last night and ran her over with his shopping cart.

James Curcio of Hillside Road, Poughquag, continued pushing the shopping cart out the door, despite not paying for the groceries, then beat a retreat in his car, police said.

The 72-year-old woman was treated at Hudson Valley Hospital Center in Cortlandt and released.

A short time after the incident at the store in the Somers Commons Shopping Plaza near the Putnam line, troopers learned that Curcio showed up at the Putnam County Hospital Center, claiming that he was attacked and robbed at the Stop & Shop, police said.Troopers Paul Carinci, Linda Holmes and Timothy Gleason took Curcio into custody at the hospital and charged him with second-degree assault, a felony, and petty larceny, a misdemeanor, for removing $85 worth of groceries from the store, police said

Wedneday's Disc Golf Excursion

On 7-18 played three separate disc golf courses with the Cubbster.....first was Rutgers....followed by a visit to DEBunker Hill in Franklin.....and then ending up for Tee Time at Green Acres... The DEBunker Hill Course which Cubby introduced me to is a small Gem which I plan on playing soon with the Green Acres Crew. Max DeVane has doen a wonderful job at the Environmental Center where it is located.

Below is a picture borrowed from cubbysdiscgolfworld.com of the three of us at Green Acres, Tim's private DG course. For some apparent reason Tim who is normally MR. Manly appears to be striking a rather Faggish pose.....Oh well enjoy......

Now THIS is a PARTY...!!!! The Cool Music and GREAT Vocals of one of Maggotx' Favorites...MIchelle Shaprow...

OUCH....Halftime Blooper Videos.....

I wonder if the Cheerleader survived the last video........



Thanks to Captain Tom F. for the Video.....