Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year From Maggotx

Merry Christmas From South Beach Miami.....


Over the Holidays the Maggotx Clan went for a visit to Beautiful Miami Beach.....here are some of the posts...others to follow......

Mrs X and Maggotx in Miami Beach

Maggotx and the X family went to dinner at DISCO FISH in Miami Beach...awesome place ...you pick out your fish and they cook it fresh for you...!!!!!


Now That's a Maggotx sized Portion, Fresh Grouper ...!!!!!!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

This Guy PacMan Jones reaches new Lows when wanting to play again in the NFL

Pacman Jones: 'Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Reinstated Into The NFL?'


DALLAS—Noting that it has been over a year since his supposed one-year suspension from the NFL for his involvement in off-the-field criminal incidents, cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones wondered aloud Monday as to whom he had to kill to begin playing football again. "Man, what does [NFL commissioner Robert] Goodell want me to do, straight up gank someone? Choke someone out? Knife a guy? Put a bullet through some dude's earhole? Because I'm willing to do whatever it takes," Jones said to reporters present to watch him move into his new Dallas home. "Just say a name and the man is dead before you put the phone down, I want to play so bad." Goodell said he would be glad to meet with Jones before camp begins in order to discuss his future and stressed that Jones should please not kill him. 

Monday, December 15, 2008

Bunker Hill DG at Rob's

This last Sunday a group of us got together to celebrate Rob's Birthday, and what better way than 2 rounds of Disc Golf, Pizza and cold beer......This is becoming a yearly event and the 2009 Bunker Hill Tags were issued to the regulars. Below is a group photo:

Sprocket the Disc Dog, Erick, Dave, Tom K, Cubby, Rob, Max, Ken (kneeling), Maggotx, Don, Tim E. (kneeling) and Brooklyn Mel (sprawled out).

Here is a close up of Sprocket the Disc Golf Dog (Erick's Caddy).


Sprocket the Disc Golf Dog

for more photos of the event check out Cubby's site at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

WOW I thought I had problems because I wanted to own a Blow-Up Doll..!!!!

Inventor builds She-3PO robot

SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills.

Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.

Aiko is actually a robot, a fantasy brought to life by inventor Le Trung.

Devoted Aiko — “in her 20s” — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.She is always happy to clean the house for “husband” Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink. Computer ace Le, 33, from Ontario, Canada, has spent two years and £14,000 building his dream girl.

He had planned to make an android to care for the elderly. But his project — inspired by sci-fi robots like Star Wars’s C3PO — strayed off-course. (PERVERT....!!!!)

Le said: “Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty.” Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions.

And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner. (COULD..??? ...Yeah...Right...)

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.” Aiko can already react to being tickled or touched. She also recognises faces and speaks 13,000 sentences ....RUMOR...(I heard her vocabulary was programmed from Playboy's Girls Next Door..!!!).

Now Le is seeking a sponsor to help him overcome the robot-maker’s biggest challenge — making Aiko walk like a human (or a Victria's Secret Model). Once Aiko has been perfected, Le hopes to sell clones for use as " home-helps"....(WOW What a Sicko...!). He said: “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”

Aiko sparks mixed reactions in public. Le said: “Women usually try to talk to her. But men always want to touch her, and if they do it the wrong way she slaps them.”

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Disc Golf w/ Cubby

On Wednesday I played with the Terrorist version of Cubby......we played 4 competitive rounds,,,,I matched the Cubbster on drives and approaches,,,,But Cubby's Putts were unbelievable.....and thus succumbed to his expertise,,,

Afterwards we ate at the Chinese Buffett on RT 18 in East Brunswick....The food was yummy and filling.....while we were eating Rob Z. called and we played a final 18 hole round at Bunker Hill.....Cubby maintained his playing and took top honors......


We don't think he can keep it up and we are anticipating a "BIG Cubby Meltdown" by the 12/14 Bunker Hill B-Day Challenge,,,,,

pictures by Cubby

for more disc golf check out Cubby's web page at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Friday, December 05, 2008

A Little Chronology of a REAL LOSER.........

He had it ALL.....and finally "DROPPED THE BALL"........And He was one of my Boyhood Heroes.....What a waste.......maggotx



O. J. at USC



Tribute to O. J. NFL



Then he became Nordberg from "The Naked Gun" (GREAT CHARACTER)




With Nicole 5 weeks Prior to Murder



Nicole 911 Call


5 weeks Later ...Nicole in Background




The Rise and Fall lf a HERO/MURDERER

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving...Ohhh...Did You ever wonder what happened to Scooter Libby ....????

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

Irve Lewis "Scooter" Libby
(born August 22, 1950) is a former Assistant to the President of the United States, George W. Bush, Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, and Assistant to the Vice President for National Security Affairs, serving from 2001 to 2005.[1] [2][3] Libby resigned all three government positions immediately after he was indicted on federal charges of obstruction and perjury resulting from the grand jury investigation into the leak of the covert identity of Central Intelligence Agency officer Valerie Plame. In his trial for his role in the Plame affair, United States v. Libby,




BTW......Miggy G......Here is the Maggotx Turkey V.2008.1.0

Saturday, November 29, 2008

WOW.....MORE DISC GOLF......

Thanks to Max at De Bunker Hill we had a GREAT after Thanksgiving DG tournament.....Except for a few missing notables, ( Cubby, Rob and BOB. and others)....There was a really good crowd in attendance....

(FILE PHOTO OF CUBBY AT DE BUNKER HILL)

Thanks to MAX and his wonderful family we had a GREAT tournament and a GREAT time. The weather was cooperative (except for the wind which made play more challenging ) the company was awesome and the play very competitive..... Below are the Tournament results....(sorry for the lack of photos BUT we had such a good time i plain forgot.........)....maggotx



NAME Score singles Score doubles Place doubles Score overall Place overall
R-man 47 54
101
Max 50 48 ctp tie break2/3 98 2
Tim 50 54
108
Matt 51 51
102
Jeff T 51 48
99 3/4
Miguel 51 48
99 3/4
Jeff Mahler 51 46 1 97 1
SA Mike 54 48
102
Robin 54 46 1 100 5
Don T 55 48
103
Justin 56 48
104
Mike D 57 51
106
John P 58 54
112
Kurt 61 48 ctp tie break2/3 109
Don S 62 54
116
doubs onlyRich
48

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving to All.....

Maggotx' 2007 Turkey Dinner

Time for a break after 2 days of Disc Golf.....


Started out on Tuesday, playing with Cubby and Time E. at Green Acres......Cubby's putting has been awesome .....Tim made a nice warm lunch of beef stew for a cold and rainy day.....

The next day after picking up Miggy G.from college, we headed out to Rutgers to meet Cubby attired in semi-terrorist garb......Although we both had good drives overall, Cubby's putting put him in double digit below par range......a range I unfortunately could not attain.....It was nice getting up at the crack of dawn to play with Miggy G and Cubby.....

photos by Cubby.....

Cubby continued playing DG and travelling to Philly et. al.....for more of Cubby's Disc Golf adventures visit his site at :

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/


Sunday, November 16, 2008

HOLY CRAP..!!!... We all know that Wall Stret is Full of Freakin' LOSER Clowns ,,,BUT Common'....!!!

If you've thought Wall Street is being run by a bunch of clowns, yesterday you were right on the money.

Members of the Big Apple Circus took the reins of financial power by ringing the opening bell at the New York   Stock Exchange.

The exchange invited Grandma the Clown and Master of Ceremonies Carrie Harvey to both honor the circus' 31st season of entertainment and perhaps bring a bit of Main Street levity to traders battered by a collapsing market.

After ringing the bell, Harvey and Grandma wandered the floor trying to spread joy and merriment, placing funny red noses on exchange officials to touch the funny bones of even the most shaken traders.

But by the end of a roller-coaster day of trading that saw the Dow Jones industrial average whipsaw from 300 points down to just above even and then right back down to finish off 337 points, good humor was in short supply.

"What can I say? The market ended down nearly 350 points. Even the Big Apple Circus clowns couldn't help," said Eckhart & Co. trader Peter Costa as he trudged off the floor.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Sunday Morning DG at Green Acres

This last Sunday we had a Large Crowd over to play at Tim's..... The weather was nice and crisp and the play was very competitive...Max making his first course visit in months tied Don for first place with Cubby close on their heels.....all-in-all a Great Time...

Max, Cubby, Sidearm Mike, Tim E., Bunker Hill Rob, DT, Tom K and Maggotx at the "Stump Basket"

photo by Cubby.....for more Disc Golf visit his site at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Friday, November 07, 2008

HOLY CRAP.....Talk about a Monster Wave...!!!!!!

The moment surfer takes on 41-foot monster wave... and lives to tell the tale

A daredevil surfer is pictured tackling a giant 41 foot wave in a bid to win himself a prestigious award.

Kerby Brown took on the monster during a session at a top secret reef, and nearly didn't live to tell the tale.

Moments after these pictures were taken, he suffered a devastating wipeout which nearly killed him.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Congratulations and Best of Luck to President Elect Obama and his Family

First Family
President-elect Barack Obama, his wife, Michelle and two daughters, Malia, 7. and Sasha, 10, wave to the crowd in Chicago.

Regardless of your politics, lets all wish Barack a successful Presidency. Lets hope that he will indeed be a Uniter and not a Divider. Hopefully he will rule as a moderate Democrat and reach to the the Republican party in a Bi-partisan manner. Our nation's problems cannot be solved by two sides hating each other. It's time we all came together. The whole world awaits......mag

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

From the Creator of THE HOMIES...We now Got Us Trailer Park.


Hey Now....We Got us the Trailer Park Miniature Family....in a Dispenser......


And Best Yet....from the creator of the HOMIES...!!! David Gonzalez...

View the Trailer Park Family in detail:

http://www.homies.tv/trailer/trailerpark_home1.htm


AND View some Miniature Videos from Homies TV..

Yo' you got some "Toys in Da' Hood"









http://www.youtube.com/user/homiesworld


AND IN HONOR OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION....

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Friday AM Disc Golf at Green Acres


This last Friday we were lucky enough to have a day off...first Tim E., Tom K. and I planned on a long travel date to Far-Away courses in Delaware or Pennsylvania, but after consideration settled on just local game-play at Green Acres.....we immediately called Cubby, Rob & Don.....Cubby, being the night bird, showed up at 6:30 am....after feasting on Maggotx Donuts we played several rounds with the course locals..... Don showed up with his McDonald's BIG BREAKFAST....(see picture above).

Afterwards Tom K, showed up and after a tasty lunch of grilled burgers we all settled in for some serious Tag Play....in spite of a strong challenge from Tim, Cubby tore up the course record and took home the coveted #1 Tag.


Here is a picture of the "gang" after round #2 after our lunch.....

Tim's greedy Pet Egret drank down half my India Pale Ale.......

photos by Cubby........for more pictures see his site at :
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Monday, October 20, 2008

Wacky Pictures from last Weekend ........




Several Pictures of Truck Signs,.....some nice.....some Not so Nice...

Electric Insulator Property fence in Pomona NJ, I have to check this on ........Weird NJ..!!!!


Pictures from the Grounds of Sculpture in Hamilton NJ....definitely worth a see....

Link for the Sculpture Garden... set on 35 Acres of beautiful landscpaing...

http://www.groundsforsculpture.org/

And Lastly...an aspiring Artist standing in the Great Depression Food Line


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A Maggotx Weekend at New England

Maggotx and Mrs X spent a weekend journeying in New England. We not only checked out the Tourist attractions but further immersed ourselves into the Disc Golf and Field Hockey universes. Below is a summary of the Maggotx weekend experience....:::


Borderland Disc Golf Course Sign....touted as the longest DG course in New England...hard to locate Tees but the course was the best groomed course I've ever seen....even better than Tyler..and dare I say..better than Pyramids...!!!!!!!Great scenery.....definitely worth the trip.....


Borderland Disc Golf Towel

Mrs X at Borderlands Kiosk


Practice Basket at Borderlands


The Disc Golf Crew at Borderlands....including Maggotx, Mrs X, Agida Baglione , Vinnie BagODonuts...and VP- Jr/' Donuts


A Field Hockey player warming up....


Maggotx Dinner at Hooters,,,,,,,,...!!!!!



We stayed at a New England Bed & Breakfast which was fabulous......all in all a very fun weekend


Sunday, October 05, 2008

Green Acres Disc Golf


Above; Cubby, Tim E., Maggotx, and Taint' Mike....

For the first time in a while, The Man, The Legend, Cubby, stopped by for Sunday AM rounds at Green Acres.  

The #1 Tag and #3 tags held by Cubby and Tim E. were in play.  After the first round Tim snagged the #1 tag from Cubby and yours truly snagged the #3 tag from Tim E.  After the second round things changed,  Tim kept the #1 tag, Cubby stole the #3 tag from me and I ended up with the low tag after losing to Taint' Mike...   Oh well It was a Great Day of Disc Golf.... Thanks to all the loyal Disc Golfers who showed up.... and a Hearty Bronx Cheer to those who were invited but opted to stay in bed and Sleep.....
  
Thanks to Cubby for the Pic.....for a Great Video of a DROT (Disc Resting on Top) check out Cubby's Blog at:


Sunday, September 28, 2008

Hey....Take My Wife,,,Please......some Rodney Dangerfield Quotes...

It Must be a Slow Sunday...Here's some Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners....



A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Maggotx ponders picking up his belongings and building a Disc Golf Course along with the LOST Eco-Tribe from Wales...!!!!


Lost middle-class tribe's 'secret' eco-village in Wales spotted in aerial photograph taken by plane

For five happy years they enjoyed simple lives in their straw and mud huts.

Generating their own power and growing their own food, they strived for self-sufficiency and thrived in homes that looked more suited to the hobbits from The Lord of the Rings.

Then a survey plane chanced upon the 'lost tribe'... and they were plunged into a decade-long battle with officialdom.



Yesterday that fight, backed by more modern support for green issues, ended in victory. The eco-community in the Preseli mountains of west Wales was set up in 1993 and lived contentedly away from the rat race round a 180-acre farm bought by Julian and Emma Orbach

In 1998, it was spotted when sunlight was seen glinting off a solar panel on the main building, which was built from straw bales, timber and recycled glass. When the pilot reported back, officials were unable to find any records, let alone planning permission, for the mystery hillside village surrounded by trees and bushes.

They insisted the grass-covered buildings should be demolished.

The eco-community endured a decade of inquiries, court cases and planning hearings.

The 22 villagers fought planners even when they were within hours of the bulldozers moving in to demolish their eight homes.

Now, however, they can celebrate, thanks to the Pembrokeshire Coast National Park Authority's 'sustainability' policy.

With green issues now getting a more sympathetic hearing, the commune has been given planning approval for its roundhouses along with lavatories, agricultural buildings and workshops.

Community founder Emma Orbach, a 52-year-old mother of three, said yesterday: 'We are really excited and happy as it has been a very long battle.

'Even when planning inquiries and court hearings went against us we were determined to fight on.

'The villagers are pioneering a new lifestyle and are determined to prove it's possible for people to live more simply.'

Tony Wrench, 62, who lives in the original roundhouse with his partner Jane, said: 'We are very relieved and delighted.

'We have been able to prove to the planners that it is possible to have a sustainable and low-impact community in the countryside.