After a pleasant Chinese Buffet Luncheon with fellow co-workers at Kams Buffet (as featured in eatsushi.com) in beautiful downtown Trenton,,,,, Patrick K. comes to the Sudden Realization that HE HAS NO FORTUNE AND NO FUTURE....!!!!!
After examining the weird Alien rectangular super thin strip of paper with no writing we ran out of the Chinese Buffet........as the Chinese say..........Fung U'
6 comments:
wow dad haha 'fung u'? haha
its okay, one time i got a fortune cookie with no fortune too, and i didnt even get a strip of paper!! i got nothing haha...what does that mean?
it probably means that you don't exist as part of the present universe it's likely that you are part of the Alternate Universe where the aliens come from....
hhahahaha nooo i think thats where YOU'RE from!
that fortune cookie looks like something you'd see under a microscope in biology; a protazoa or something! SFBC indeed!! I'd say that the strip of paper represents a commentary on the narrow scope of Patrick's future; perhaps, it meant that his hair will be thinning? Or, m a y b e , it's just another example of a high quality product made for distribution in the Us by some greedy bastard chinese dude who is cruising around Beijing in a new Hummer or ferrari!!!!!!
sooo...if Erin is from an alternate universe and I am her twin...what does that make me?
I have to think about that....HHHmmmm...I know...you're an Alternate Universe Protozoa,,, (see errrr ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk's comment)...I know he misspelled Protozoa.....mag
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