Thursday, August 14, 2008

OK YOU make the this the Dreaded Goatsucking Chupacabra......????

Or just a Weird Mutt with the Mange...????

El Chupacabra
a small chupacabra illustration
  • Name: El Chupacabra
  • Nickname: Chupa
  • Alias: El Vampiro de Moca
  • Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil
  • Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet
  • Weight: unknown
  • Eyes: very large, often red
  • Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile
  • Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel
  • Dislikes: bright, shining lights
  • Favorite hangouts: Guanica, Puerto Rico; Canovanas, Puerto Rico; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Miami, Florida; Calama, Chile; Juarez, Mexico; Sonora, Mexico

  • Or what about This One..???


    erin said...

    hahaaaa noooo the first one is definitely nottt a chupacabra but the second one may be. the first one looks like a wild boar/coyote. haha

    kinda scary though!!

    Patti said...

    Was that Kook-a-munga or Chupacabra?

    Vince said...

    I would not want to run into that beast while out jogging. UGLY! The sheriff from Dewitt is almost as UGLY though.
    Could it be some sort of experiment gone wrong? Like a George Bush sperm meeting with a wild boar. Sorry, make that a JACKASS!

    Miggy G. said...

    Haha, I'm not sure about Erin's analysis. It may have looked pretty normal, but coyotes don't usually have tusks like that and boars don't usually run as fast as a dog. It's really too bad that cop didn't follow that thing so we could finally have a live sample.

    All-in-all, it's probably just a canine with mange...that happens to suck the blood out of goats.

    errrr ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

    Me thinks it might be a Toy Fox Terrier, once owned by Agida, that morphed into a goat blood sucker after Vince set it free to get it out of HIS hair!!! Any trips to the areas where this wacked out villain is known to habitate, vince?