Monday, June 29, 2009

WOW....Following up on my Previous Post....How Prophetic....How Untimely....As Seen on TV.....

Billy Mays: Mr. As-Seen-On-TV, Dead At 50



Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday.

Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla.,home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department

William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)[3] was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence.[4]

Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing Pitchmen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays was found dead in his home by his wife.

A Little Tribute to One of The BEST....R. I . P. Billy




Monday, June 22, 2009

Going with the last post's theme....have you ever visited....This Bizarre Site...!!!!


http://www.asseenontv.com/

yes.....it's REAL....!!!!!!....AND THERE'S A MILLION RIDICULOUS ITEMS .......

Here are some Maggotx Favorites:

The Infamous Drag-Stop:

To keep your fries and bread crums from falling between the seats....blends with any color interior...!!!!

https://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/drpstp_ood.html?gid=


The Unforgettable Deni Gravy Warmer
:


Lets you Entertain in Style...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/dni_grvy_ontv.html?gid=



The Very Inhumane Anti-Bark Citronella Dog Collar:


Nothing Beats Gassing your Pet..!!!...plus the added advantage that if the Dog barks while your face is near his that YOU also get gassed....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/spry_sns_ontv.html?gid=TOOL_OUTDOOR_PET


For those of you who need it a NEW and Better Way to Dry your Bra and Keep it like new...
Presenting the BRA SMART...!!!!


Don't forget to Watch The Video.....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/br_smrt_ontv_c.html?gid=GIFTS



Last BUT NOT Least... Let's Not Forget....THE PET-BRELLA




Give you Dog shade....with built in Tilt Mechanism....Don't forget the Margaritta...!!!

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/ptbrlla_ontv.html?gid=



What's Your Favorite...?????


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I Wonder If I Could Use The Comfort Wipe to Wipe the Smile Off Her Face........TRUE COMMERCIAL....check it out

I can't quite picture how you get it all clean.....and it definitely DOES NOT look comfortable.....I wonder if it should be inserted...HHHmmm......Oh Well...I'm Sure the Blog Readers with their VAST knowledge will demistify, exposit and elucidate....anyway please explain.....

here is the Link to the Site....As Seen on TV....Only $19.95...!!!!


Another point....is everyone supposed to buy their own...Kinda Like a Toothbrush.....or do you just Park the Unit next to the Bowl for everyone to Share..?????

Saturday, June 13, 2009

What happened to the Days....when policemen were chasing criminals instead of "Tasing" Old Ladies....(Oh I forgot...Old ladies don't fight back..)

What A LOSER ......It's so much easier to pull over 72 year Old Grandma instead of the Neighborhood Crack Dealer....OMG The Crack Dealer Might Fight Back...!!!....This COP is PATHETIC....I hope he loses his Job and goes back to being a Teller at the Local Wal-Mart.....WOW can you imagine this guy confronting a REAL Terrorist.or Criminal....RUN Away....RUN Away...

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Soooo...What has Maggotx been up to Lately...an Update.....

Like most other Earthlings.....Maggotx has been busy due to the Present Spring weather and Upcoming Summer Heat....anyway....here's an Update to what has been Orbiting around my Universe.....

Going to my Jobsite today I ran into an Uninvited Guest....A Monster Snapping Turtle......don't worry she was removed without being harmed...or harming us.....she was one pissed off Turtle..2.-foot ' long...!!!...(we think she was lookin for a place to lay her eggs...)

The BIG Snapper

Last Weekend I particpated in the Great Eastern Amateur Disc Golf Tournament at Tyler State Park in Pennsylvania...

Discs...Anyone....??????

It was a Wonderfully run event due to the hard work of the Bucks County Disc Golf Alliance .......Congrats to Alan Sweeton.....playing in the Tournament in spite of his great difficulties with his cancer and treatment....You are an Inspiration to us ALL....!!!!!!.....

.In a Double screw up...Maggotx played poorly and the other Grandmaster participants played better...Congrats to Mike K and Tim F for placing 1st and 2nd respectively...you guys deserved it.....To slightly soften the blow of not placing in the top tier.....I did score a CTP (closest to pin) and won a regular Discraft Surge and Mini Disc for the Upcoming Vibram Championship to be held at Maple Hill Massachusetts this August.

A picture of my CTP Collectible discs....

Vibram Open.....Cool Discs......


A Great Disc-Diva Bumper Sticker for those Disc Golf Ladies....


Oh Well....When all fails and you don't get 1st place....You go home have some Drinks and SUSHI OUT....!!!!!!!!


Maggotx Sushi Platter.....