Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I Wonder If I Could Use The Comfort Wipe to Wipe the Smile Off Her Face........TRUE COMMERCIAL....check it out

I can't quite picture how you get it all clean.....and it definitely DOES NOT look comfortable.....I wonder if it should be inserted...HHHmmm......Oh Well...I'm Sure the Blog Readers with their VAST knowledge will demistify, exposit and elucidate....anyway please explain.....

here is the Link to the Site....As Seen on TV....Only $19.95...!!!!


Another point....is everyone supposed to buy their own...Kinda Like a Toothbrush.....or do you just Park the Unit next to the Bowl for everyone to Share..?????

10 comments:

erin said...

ew....i think its meant for everyone to have their own, which means that if you go out somewhere and you want to use it you have to carry it around with you.......weird.

Vince said...

Did ya ever notice that ALL of the "specials" are $19.99 ???

I think I need to see a demonstration.

MGX, you go first. Make a video and post it. If it works........




I'll by one for Poop Poop,,i mean pop pop

errrr ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

Can you use the "Get A Grip" to yank up your cheeks so that the "Comfort Wipe" can do its' magic??? and I'm surprised that they didn't offer the "handy" Travel Comfort Wipe to the first "ONE THOUSAND CALLERS" for the low, low price.....I think that those "actors" are reacting to the severe pain in their Rotator Cuffs do to Repetitive Stress of using the Comfort Wipe! With the right attachments, you could use it as a toothbrush, toilet bowl cleaner, and drain cleaner saving space in the bathroom; butt (ha ha), I would refrain from Gang Comfort Wiping!!!!! Maybe we should call Car Talk guys to get their "spin" on this device!

Miggy G. said...

The marketing for this product is truly amazing. They try to make toilet paper seem like an archaic art form. And since when does your arm hurt from wiping your butt? It's like the perfect distance. If anything, this product makes it way more difficult. To go along with their theme, it would make more sense to make the comfort wipe about two inches long, but then that would exemplify its insanity.

Maggotx said...

No one has yet answered my question on whether you should each have your own or just one to share in the potty room...ie...is it like a toothbrush or like the communal dry your hands towel.????

Miggy G. said...

Honestly, you only have one of these if you live alone.

Heather said...

wow what has our world turned to...really?..18 inches long?! thats an awkward length..it would make it a lot harder to wipe your butt! And the sides of the butt wiper..im mean "comfort wipe" are definitely touching your butt as well...sounds dirty to me! I want to know how many people actually bought this thing.

I really hope people aren't sharing these!! this is going to be the cause of disease and infection...gross

and MArk...haha that was funny with the poop poop lol

errrr ahhhh Maaaahhhhk said...

Wait a minute MX...I answered your query!!!!! You certainly would not use ONE CW for the entire household and guests! that would be Gang CWing!!!! One per person, batteries not included!

Miggy G. said...

And of course different colors in order to avoid mistakes. Do they have child sizes?

Anonymous said...

I was watching a show about "little people" once and they showed that the girl had one of those! When I saw that infomercial all I could think about was "little people"!! Then I considered it's mass appeal... fat people, wheelchair people, people who ride bar stools, people who ride coolers, people who ride horses and want to give said horse a clean bum before returning to the stable. Ahh, I could go on all day! This invention has universal appeal and endless possibilities! I feel that every man, woman and child should own one of their very own! Ahhh, life on planet earth has just gotten a little better and my Christmas list a little shorter...

-Morgie