Monday, December 14, 2009

For the "Cash Strapped" Ford Unveils their NEW concept Vehicle.....

THE CAR FOR THE MODERN AGE....!!!!!!


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

19 comments:

Errrr Ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

The Chairman forgot to mention the unusually spacious trunk for a car in this size category which can accomodate a family of four AND a porta-potty (don't get TOO excited Vinny Bagodonuts)!!! He also neglected to say that in addition to having been smart enough, brave enough, and savvy enough to avoid a tax payer/Chinese funded BAILOUT, Ford has also saved BILLIONS in research and development costs by resurrecting this transportation stalwart of the American middle class!!! You go FORD!!! Maybe Oprah will give away a bunch to needy families before she ends her show???!!! I've place an order for a dozen in an attempt to create the equivolent of a McMansion!!! No longer Found On Road Dead, but rather, Force in Rejuvenating Detroit...Found Overcrowded at the Rear of Denny's...I wonder if I'll be able to find any of the SHO versions???

WA!! said...

That's great "Sailing on The Seas of Cheese" is definitely the best Primus album. I'm just disappointed that it is not the wagon. Marketa's parents had a Taurus wagon and that would absolutely be more comfortable for sleeping.
Hey Mark how about.....
Feed Our Retarded Driver... or.... Found Overeating in Rear Dumpster.....
Mark if you stack up your 12 Taurus you could have an apartment building the only trouble is the tenants can't drive to the unemployment office to get the check, so maybe it would be best to round them up like chuck wagons.
About the SHO version!
I live just about 2 miles from Reedmans that was once the biggest car lot in the world ( Not Verified). Come on down I believe they have plenty of SHO cars to sell.
Just don't buy a used silver Saturn in this area it may have preowned by Michael A. Parziale, 33 of Morrisville. Refer back to post:
http://maggotx.blogspot.com/2009/10/omgonly-trentoniancould-be-socolorful.html
Please copy and past link in browser.

mag said...

These two have the most attention to detail humanly possible....good posts...BTW for those why don't know...SHO stands for Super High Output....I'm sure we could make something out of that....

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Miguel Garces said...

Wow, I think this most recent post is trying to capitalize on our apparent hopelessness and consideration of buying a Falling Off Roof to Die vehicle from 1993. I hear they have offices everywhere around the world, including Cyprus! And I don't see the big deal about buying a car formerly owned by Michael Parziale. Do you really think there are any cars at Reedman's that fared much better?
The obvious way to build a Mansion o' Fords, though, is to have two cars, one to live in, and the other to leave in. This way, once you stack them high enough, you can get good money from the pent house.

Errrr Ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

Hey Anonymous MFer....go try to f___ someone else!!!! Do you people REALLY believe that even us poor bastards who could be conned into buying a Ford redux would buy into your panzy ponzy scheme?????!!!! What are you, you f____ing loser, a former Wall Street investment banker who didn't get enough out of the bailout???!!! You guys make me as MAD as the as_____ who tailgateme in my "new" Ford!!!!

WA!! said...

Hey Mick, I wouldn't buy Michael Parziale's car because it may have a sticky steering wheel, tacky seats, sticky pedals and windshield wipers inside the car instead of outside the car.
Also when I park in the back of Wendy's or Denny's the waitresses won't call the cops thinking that it's the Levittown Creeper as I like to call him. I like to remain incognito in my... Festive Odiferous Revved up Dumpster. It may be sticky but not for the same reasons.

mag said...

I'm thinking that this "Anonymous" guy may be BokieMole' who hasn't posted on the Blog in a while...methinks that he's trying to scam his friends and relatives as he is nearing retirement age.......don't click the link....

mag said...

Another hint it's BokieMole' only someone with a Nose like his would write the last sentence of his post......."Let`s take this option together to feel the smell of real money". BTW...how do you feel a smell..????

WA!! said...

Hey Mag maybe anonymous has synesthesia.
For those of that don't know what that is here is a link. I didn't use Wikipedia on purpose, it gets enough traffic. Copy and paste the link.
http://courses.missouristate.edu/tomtomasi/tom/BIO%20361/Physiology%20articles/sensory%20pathology.htm

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WA!! said...

Hey Mag Sorry about the deleted posts. I was trying to put the link in the post. I will put the link in the signature line of the very next post. YOu can trust that one is from me. I hope?

Synesthesia: For those of that don't know what that is here is a link. said...

Click on the link for definition. It's from WA!

mag said...

wow that's really interesting...never knew that.....I've just "been lurned" however....from reading the article and the fine Wikepedia one there is no mention of olfactory synesthesia. It apperas that the documented occurrences are color sound and number synesthesia therefore,,,it appears that one cannot feel the smell of money as a synethesic effect.

pc said...

WTF?

Miguel Garces said...

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Anonymous said...

I would like to take this oppertunity to offer my 2001 Ford Focus ZTS 4 Door Sedan for sale on the blog market. It boasts such amazing features as 135,000 (actual) high way miles, cloth seats, a cd player that works 98% of the time and a trunk that you have to slam a little to get to latch! For you today... only $2,500.00. It's an amzing car that's carried me back form Arizona, all over the east coast and survived to wilds of West Virginia. It has been well loved but I feel that it's time to upgrade to the 1993 Taurus. I have been strongly interested in the '93 sedan for years however felt that ownership of such a fine vehicle was just out of reach. After seeing this video my dreams have been refreshed and I feel that I can persue them with renewed viggor. I'm going to get it fully loaded, working battery, multiple dents, bent antenna, single fog light and three matching wheel covers... I may even spring for the flat donut in the trunk. Ahh to dream. If I drove the '93 I could maybe fit in in Mickey's hood, but I just don't think that I'll ever be that cool. I am serious about offloading the Focus let me know.
-Morgie

Unknown said...

I am not Mr Anonymous, and who the heck is Mike Parziale???? LOL

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