Tuesday, December 01, 2009

OK.....More great news for the World .....Now Vodka can be made into a pill....

As a follow up to the Moscow Cannibals a few posts ago......The creative Ruskies are at it again...since they never seem to get enough to drink.....and since they can't bring their Vodka everywhere they go....why not make it into powder form.....and then why not Cognac, Rum....the possibilities are endless.....Fresh from Pravda......I bring you:


Now Vodka Can Be Consumed as Food

Yevgeny Moskalev, a resident of Saint Petersburg, invented a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder. The good news is that the new technique allows doing it to any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

Yevgeny Moskalev, professor of Saint Petersburg Technological University, had his own reasons for the invention. In Soviet times, the scientist used to work for the defense industry and during perestroika he had to start freelancing.

The technology was tested on 96% spirit, and the know-how was patented. Moskalev learned to “can” ethanol drops into capsules. He does it by adding alcohol into melted wax in the process of mixing. Then the solution is dissipated, drops of wax harden and retain spirit molecules inside. This is how the idea of the experiment with Russian favorite drink was born. The powder version of vodka became popular since it was easier to carry and harder to break. “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in a form of a pill would come handy at partiers when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage. Yet, no vodka pills should be expected in near future.

“Unfortunately, spirit can be only retained in capsules made of stearic acid, so powdered vodka tastes like a candle. Generally, an unpleasant taste could be easily removed with flavoring agents. To be honest, I did not like vodka in pills. It is much better to eat it with a dessert spoon, although you can’t eat more than three or four spoons and the effect is weak. So, vodka is best consumed the old way,” the scientist explained.

Moskalev himself prefers the classic scheme – a shot glass and a pickle to chase it with. Yet, he understands that powdered alcohol could be interesting for bakers who have to use it for baked goods and ice cream all the time. The method can be also favored by pharmacists because it allows getting the exact dosage.

2 comments:

Errrr Ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

This gives a new and dangerous meaning to a "dry Maaaaahhhhtini"!!! don't think I'll partake, thank you! I'll have to let Emergency Room Docs I know know about this; I expect that if this "technology" becomes widespread kids all over the country will fill their "boogie nights" and their bellies with millions of these handy little capsules, YIKES! I guess the Russians are still intent on fulfilling Chruschev's threat to JFK about killing our young people! BTW, Pravda is an excellent spirit, enjoyed in moderation.

WA!! said...

Must be great for concerts!!