Now, if only I could outsource taking out the garbage, feeding the dog, and swishing the toilets!! This , I would submit, wins the "Funniest Newscast on MX's Blog" award for 2009! I particularly liked the teleconference and the endnote that the statistics on outsourcing were compiled for the Labor Dept. by a Phillipino firm!
Well, Mark, I'm no expert in house cleaning services, but I'm pretty sure those things mentioned are usually part of the "outsourcing" package. The fact is that outsourcing is the way the economy works. It's why CEO's don't run companies by themselves. If the poorest man on Earth has the training to do 83% of the world's work for a cup of rice, then that's pretty amazing. Good luck Khalid!
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Anonymous your are a spoiled rotten rip off bastard. I don't have an Ipod I don't have an Iphone. I write poor English too. I will tell you how to convince your parents, send this F#%$*%@$3ing email to them but add the part where you will kill your little sister if you don't get more useless crap and then tell them that you are spending your college fund on forex trading for assholes. Let them know how trending it is. That will save you all the trouble of spamming from a third world country when in reality you don't even know what an ipod is let alone have ever f*&%^ing touched one. I wouldn't send you my leftovers after my fat dying neighbors dog has shit them out. Have you tried doing outsourced work? My understanding is that if you educate yourself you can do you can do 83% of the world's work for a cup of rice. That job is currently occupied by Khalid. But it seems to me you are equally qualified for his salary. My guess is you outsourced your spam and it was probably written by Khalid anyway. This email was outsourced by WA - to have all of your comments outsourced please contact me.
I apologize on behalf of myself and Ismail from Bangalore. Had I known that he would represent me as being so harsh and senseless I would never have outsourced my blog postings to him. Remember keep an eye on the hired help. If any of you are thinking of hiring Ismail from Bangalore, I highly recommend his services. In this case I think he went just a tiny bit overboard and he did make a typo. But he usually has great attention to detail. He will just have to work harder for the next bowl of rice.
Hey Rama, Sorry it took me so long to post this time. It won't happen again. I will have Ismail from Bangalore, help me to keep on top of things. Written on behalf of WA by Ismail - to have all of your comments outsourced please contact me.
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Now, if only I could outsource taking out the garbage, feeding the dog, and swishing the toilets!! This , I would submit, wins the "Funniest Newscast on MX's Blog" award for 2009! I particularly liked the teleconference and the endnote that the statistics on outsourcing were compiled for the Labor Dept. by a Phillipino firm!
Well, Mark, I'm no expert in house cleaning services, but I'm pretty sure those things mentioned are usually part of the "outsourcing" package. The fact is that outsourcing is the way the economy works. It's why CEO's don't run companies by themselves. If the poorest man on Earth has the training to do 83% of the world's work for a cup of rice, then that's pretty amazing. Good luck Khalid!
I have got an ipod touch from xmas but now i want an iphone. I have a really bad phone and i really want an iphone. I am not sure how to convince my parents as i have just bought a laptop. I know you might think i spoiled but i paid for the laptop out of my own money. Please help!
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bahahaha I like anonymous' comment. I don't think youre spoiled one bit! you go get that iphone!
Anonymous your are a spoiled rotten rip off bastard. I don't have an Ipod I don't have an Iphone. I write poor English too. I will tell you how to convince your parents, send this F#%$*%@$3ing email to them but add the part where you will kill your little sister if you don't get more useless crap and then tell them that you are spending your college fund on forex trading for assholes. Let them know how trending it is. That will save you all the trouble of spamming from a third world country when in reality you don't even know what an ipod is let alone have ever f*&%^ing touched one. I wouldn't send you my leftovers after my fat dying neighbors dog has shit them out. Have you tried doing outsourced work? My understanding is that if you educate yourself you can do you can do 83% of the world's work for a cup of rice. That job is currently occupied by Khalid. But it seems to me you are equally qualified for his salary. My guess is you outsourced your spam and it was probably written by Khalid anyway. This email was outsourced by WA - to have all of your comments outsourced please contact me.
-Ismail from Bangalore.
I apologize on behalf of myself and Ismail from Bangalore. Had I known that he would represent me as being so harsh and senseless I would never have outsourced my blog postings to him. Remember keep an eye on the hired help. If any of you are thinking of hiring Ismail from Bangalore, I highly recommend his services. In this case I think he went just a tiny bit overboard and he did make a typo. But he usually has great attention to detail. He will just have to work harder for the next bowl of rice.
Hey Rama, Sorry it took me so long to post this time. It won't happen again. I will have Ismail from Bangalore, help me to keep on top of things. Written on behalf of WA by Ismail - to have all of your comments outsourced please contact me.
-Ismail from Bangalore.
i could definitely see heff doing this at school....jk heff...kinda
I dont take that as an insult ernie.. more of a compliment.. I wish I was smart enough to accomplish this at school haha
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