CYBORG ,,...Lady HA HA takes a Spill in her Goofy outfit...

Send In The Clowns....

For those of you NOT into the GAGA Scene...here is a GAGA Vid...

Rama..Ramamaa...Rama..Rammaaa

Disc Golf on June 2010

Last week the Central Jersey Disc Golf Alliance (EXIT 8 Disc Golf...?) Regulars got together at Max's DE Bunker Hill to set the course record for the new 27 Hole round. As expected, Max took 1st place with Tom K and Tim E. giving him a run for his money. Maggotx was berated by the course Pro for not "Staying in the Fairway" on a number of the long holes.....Sorry Max I'll try to live up to your expectations and throw my Putter instead of my Driver.....

Max, Tim E., Tom K., Maggotx, Mike Razz.

and for the Loyal Blog Readers check out this Disc Golf Article for laughs....

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/201006040845/SHE0101/100604026

Thanks to ROB Z. For the Professional Photos....Great Job....

We NEED the Galactic Federation of Light to Help Clean Up the Gulf Oil Disaster....

They are The last Hope Of Humanity..Kick OUT BP and let the Galactics take over......Channel your Mind ....WOW.....Crazy Stuff...!!!!Click on the Title for Information...or click below:

http://www.indianinthemachine.com/galacticfederationoflight.html

You don't have to watch the whole Vid....Fast Forward to the Middle where they discuss the "Galactics"....



The Teachings of the Galactice Federation of Light....



and Lastly..



Thanks to Maharishi Wa....for bringing this to the Blog attention....

Jack Bauer and 24....We Already Miss You...!!!!!!!

Here are some Videos commemorating moments of some of the Episodes....for those who didn't follow 24 here is some info:

24 is an American serial action/drama television series starring Kiefer Sutherland as special agent Jack Bauer, produced for the Fox Network and syndicated worldwide. The show is presented in the semblance of real time, with each 24-episode season covering 24 hours in the life of Bauer. First broadcast on November 6, 2001, the show ran for 192 episodes over eight seasons, with the series finale broadcast on May 24, 2010. In addition, the television movie 24: Redemption was broadcast between seasons six and seven, while a feature film is also planned.

Bauer is the only character to have appeared in all eight seasons, as well as appearing in every episode of the series. The series begins with him working for the Los Angeles based Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU), for whom he is characterized as a highly proficient agent, but one taking an "ends justify the means" approach regardless of the perceived morality of some of his actions. Throughout the series most of the main plot elements unfold like a political thriller. A typical plot has Jack Bauer racing against the clock as he attempts to prevent multiple terrorist plots, including Presidential assassination attempts, nuclear, biological and chemical threats, cyber attacks, as well as conspiracies dealing with government and corporate corruption.

The show has won numerous awards, including Best Drama Series at the 2003 Golden Globe Awards and Outstanding Drama Series at the 2006 Primetime Emmy Awards. Kiefer Sutherland has been awarded Best Actor – Television Series Drama at the 2001 Golden Globe Awards, and Outstanding Lead Actor – Drama Series at the 2006 Primetime Emmy Awards. At the conclusion of its eighth and final season, 24 became the longest-running espionage-themed television drama ever, surpassing both Mission: Impossible and The Avengers.

Below.....For YouMetalHeads......Bang Bang....

and the Maggotx Favorite...

I used to be Bummed out that I didn't live near a Domino's Pizza...But this is Eye Opening...!!!

If the Vid doesn't work click on the Link Below....


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat


And If You Don't think that's Funny...Check out the Video of the Major Environmental Disaster in a California Highway.......


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

NEW Massive Attack CD......Awesome...!!!!!!!

Check out some of these new Massive Attack Tunes......Their best album To-Date..(Yes I already Own It..)....!!!!!

UFC Fans.........Arianny Celeste is on this month's Maxim,,,!!!!

Maggotx's Favorite UFC Ring Girl is on the cover of Maxim this month...!!!!!.....check her out....HHmmm...I may may have to take out a Maxim subscription ASAP.....!!!!!

check out her Maxim Vids.....

very nice.........

Waaaaay Late Philly Open Results......

Maggotx has been busy and has had some family concerns which has detracted from the BLOG posts.....anyway....here is a Re-Cap of some current events....

Maggotx and Tim E. at the Philly Open

As previously stated...I played in the Philly Open...One of the best tournaments in the US  (my Opinion)...anyway, over 100 players signed up...people had to be turned away....we had 6 players in the Advanced Am's....after the first round Maggotx had a Stellar 65 out of 20 holes....!!!!  In the lead in the top card ...I began the 2nd round feeling rather cocky.....unfortunately, all the other players had placed a target on my back and began the un-relentlessness attack......I shot a crappy 2nd round and dropped my 1st place status on the last hole...!!!!....Anyway...I tied for 2nd place and was humbled....Congrats to Tim Frye, Mark Parish and most of all to the 1st place winner Mike Purkis for playing some excellent DG.....also to Bill Haley for his great company and conversation....and most of all to Miggy G for his long trek to visit his Old man playing DG...Thanks Mick...

 Pretty site at Sedgely Woods

 Mark Parish and Maggotx sharing 2nd Place....

 Maggotx Player package Disc & Winnings....

Player Package Discraft Crystal Buzz, Winnings, Winnngs- Innova Pro Line Katana, Discraft Avenger SS, Discraft Elite X Comet. Glow Buzzz......nice haul......Great Organization by Terry Miller and LifetimeDiscSports.com..!!!!!!

This Course is worth visiting....a Real Classic.....Thanks to the Friends of Sedgely Woods........

Upcoming Philly Open

This coming weekend is the Philly Disc Golf Open...(Where Maggotx and friends will be participating...) .The Philly Open, A PDGA Tier B event is held at the Sedgely Woods Disc Golf Course.....The second oldest DG course in the World......here are some pics and info on Sedgley....

It's Important to remember these things as they tend to fade away with the times.....Even the Sedgley Woods Web Link is not working.........:(.....how sad...

History

In 1976, after graduating from Penn State, Jim Powers along with Joe D'Annunzio, Rick Vlam founded the Philadelphia Frisbee Club. Jim played Ultimate Frisbee in college, starting the Penn State Ultimate Team in 1974. Once back in the Philadelphia area he formed the new club by word of mouth and contacting local Frisbee Masters Joe D'Annunzio and Rick Vlam. The members were interested in all flying disc games including Ultimate, disc golf, freestyle, Double Disc Court and the field events of distance and self-caught-flight (maximum time aloft, MTA; throw run and catch, TRC). The club began meeting and playing weekly at several areas around the city, most notably in Valley Forge National Park outside of the city and within Philadelphia’s famousFairmount Park.

The club's motto was: "Advancement of physical and mental fitness through Frisbee sports and recreation.” Even though the club was dedicated to all Frisbee sports, Ultimate and disc golf quickly became the favorites among the PFC members. Wherever the members met for informal “pick-up” Ultimate they designed golf holes with natural tree targets or available manmade targets such as lampposts. Club members began to dream of a permanent Frisbee golf course for more structured play including tournaments.

The Pole Hole Disc Golf Target is Born

While Jim was establishing the PFC, "Steady Ed" Headrick and his son Ken were developing the Pole Hole, a disc golf target capable of catching and retaining a Frisbee. Steady Ed had just left Wham-O to set up his own company, the Disc Golf Association (DGA) and to found the Professional Disc Golf Association (PDGA). Steady Ed, like members of the PFC in Philadelphia, especially enjoyed the game of Frisbee golf. He and Ken believed that what the sport needed most was a standardized target. After testing numerous prototype baskets Steady Ed hit upon the idea of using suspended chains to arrest the forward motion of a disc and thereby allowing it to drop into a basket. Production of the first baskets followed after he and Ken patented their final design, later to be known as the Mach 1. They installed the first (and oldest permanent) Pole Hole course in Oak Grove Park in Pasadena, California, in 1976.

The IFA Connection

Wham-O brought Steady Ed and Jim together and that brought Pole Hole baskets to Sedgley Woods. Frisbee manufacturer Wham-O set up and funded the International Frisbee Association (IFA) in order to promote organized Frisbee play. To do this the IFA established Regional Directors, a group of dedicated Frisbee people, one from each of 12 regions across the country. The Regional Directors communicated with clubs and players, organized tournaments, sanctioned events and records, distributed rulebooks and many other similar activities. As Jim had just established a robust Frisbee club in a major metropolitan area he was appointed as the Regional Director of the Northeast region. He and the other Regional Directors were invited to participate in the IFA's "Invitational World Frisbee Championships" held at the Rose Bowl, in Pasadena, California. There Jim met Ed Headrick and Wham-O officials who indicated that they were interested in establishing the first Pole Hole disc golf course on the East Coast. Jim invited Ed and Wham-O reps to attend the first major PFC tournament, to be held on Belmont Plateau in Fairmount Park, Philadelphia.

The PFC Hosts its first Tournament

Early in 1977 the Philadelphia Frisbee Club hosted the multi-event "Philadelphia Frisbee Championships." The site for the competition was Belmont Plateau, a particularly beautiful section of Fairmount Park that overlooks the skyline of Philadelphia. The tournament was well attended, both with competitors and spectators. The disc golf portion of the tournament was played on a temporary "object course" where trees were used as the targets. Steady Ed and Wham-O representatives were so impressed with the club and Fairmount Park that they offered to donate 18 baskets and tee signs if the club would handle the installation. Jim contacted the Fairmount Park Commission and explained the offer. The commission responded favorably and after three meetings between the commission and the club, a site was chosen in West Fairmount Park.

This site, the first, was near the site of the tournament, just off Belmont Avenue. Here the club members met and began to layout 18 holes through the densely wooded area. After 4 weeks of work clearing our fairways through the trees, the park commission directed the club to another site, this time in East Fairmount Park. The name of the second site: Sedgley Woods.

The reason for the change is not documented. Perhaps the park commissioners wanted to bring this new activity to the largely unused East Park, particularly close to one of the most depressed areas of the city thinking that a new sports activity would help stabilize that portion of the park and the city. The first site lacked off street parking and some club members had hoped for a better site with the possibility for more amenities. The club redirected their efforts to the new site.

Apologies to the Blog Readers

Maggotx has had a bad couple of weeks.....most of you friends and family know the problems starting with the flooded basement to the family members health issues.....anyway, sorry for the long pause in posting....In spite of all the CRAPOLA going on... I'm going to TRY stay positive any post some more Ridiculous stuff......(Hope Things get better soon...I'm running out of patience...)...PS.... Life Sucks....

Just when you thought it was only a Joke....Chuck Norris Vs a Grizzly Bear....



Annndddd......

Check out What This SICK PUPPY did to this Cop Car......

Jesse James' New Momma...????

For any Blog Readers who may have missed it....here are some pics of Michelle McGee.....The babe you JJ cheated with while away from Academy Award Winning wife Sandra Bullock......hhmmmm...which one do the Blog Readers go for...??  BTW, the Tat on her Forehead reads :  "Pray for Us Sinners"....

 

New Egypt Makes the Onion News....!!!!!!

The Loyal Blog readers need NOT be told that Maggotx is a BIG fan of the Onion News......Ironically, a friend of mine and a fellow resident of the hometown New Egypt was recently solicited by the Onion and his residence served  as the background for two recent Onion News Episodes...Posted Below...Is That Cool or What....(sorry about the language...but the second vid was my favorite)......



Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season


AND MY FAVORITE...



Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere


Remember support the Onion at: http://www.theonion.com

Just when the Weather finally turns Spring-Like we get another dose of Crapola.....

This Weekend's Forecast.....BOO...!!!!

 

 and while this is going on in the Philly Area...:

Pa. woman accused of recruiting jihadists

Indictment alleges American used Internet to spark terror overseas

NBC, msnbc.com and news services

updated less than 1 minute ago

A Pennsylvania woman has been charged with joining a group overseas that sources said planned to kill a Swedish cartoonist whose drawings of the Prophet Muhammed provoked worldwide outrage.

A federal indictment unveiled Tuesday alleges that Colleen LaRose, 46, of Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, called herself "Jihad Jane" and was also known as Fatima Larose. It says she agreed to kill a Swede on orders from unnamed terrorists and traveled to Europe to carry out the killing.

Federal sources told NBC News that the case is related to a group of people arrested in Ireland earlier Tuesday on suspicion of plotting against Swedish artist Lars Vilks, who depicted the Prophet Muhammad with the body of a dog.

This is What The Philly Police are spending their Valuable Taxpayer Funded Time on...Building up their Pension Overtime on Really Important Cases...Like This....Reminds me of Prohibition...1920's.....

“Ridiculous” Beer Raids on Philly Bars

State police swarmed three Philly bars last week, confiscating gallons of beer that the owners say they bought legally.

State Rep. John Taylor says this was a “ridiculous use of manpower,” reports the Daily News.

More than a dozen state police officers raided three popular Philadelphia bars, all owned by Leigh Maida and Brendan Hartranft, seizing hundreds of bottle of expensive brews, as well as four kegs, on a “citizen’s complaint” tip that said nobody registered the names of the beers with the state Liquor Control Board.

The beer in question, at Resurrection Ale House on Grays Ferry Avenue, Local 44 in West Philly, and the MemphisTaproom in Port Richmond, was bought legally from licensed Pennsylvania distributors with all of the necessary taxes included, according to Hartranft and Maida.

Police allege that the beer was not registered by the brewers or importers, a state requirement in place since 1987 that includes a $75 fee for those manufacturers.

"I don't know why they would use that many people to track down an issue like this that could have been handled with a routine inspection," state Rep. John Taylor told the Daily News. Tayor's legislative district includes the Memphis Taproom.

AND unless I'm Mistaken...This is in  Miggy G's Back-A-Yard....Almost Next Door..!!!!!

How Dumb can The Science Channel Get....This Dumb...!!!!!

Thinking of Nate H....who is serious about Science....HHmmmm,  I wonder if he watches the Science Channel..??????

Science & Technology

Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further

January 26, 2010 | Issue 46•04

SILVER SPRING, MD—Frustrated by continued demands from viewers for more awesome and extreme programming, Science Channel president Clark Bunting told reporters Tuesday that his cable network was "completely incapable" of watering down science any further than it already had.


"Look, we've tried, we really have, but it's simply not possible to set the bar any lower," said a visibly exhausted Bunting, adding that he "could not in good conscience" make science any more mindless or insultingly juvenile. "We already have a show called Really Big Things, which is just ridiculous if you think about it, and one called Heavy Metal Taskforce, which I guess deals with science on some distant level, though I don't know what it is. Plus, there's Punkin Chunkin."

"Punkin Chunkin, for Christ's sake," added Bunting, referring to the popular program in which contestants launch oversized pumpkins into the air using catapults. "What more do you people want?"


Along with Bunting's remarks, the Science Channel issued a statement claiming that it currently airs more than 150 programming hours that are tangentially, and often laughably, related to science, and that staff members are unable to bring themselves to make those hours even more asinine.  Debbie Myers, general manager of the Science Channel, said the cable station has maintained a balance of 5 percent science content and 95 percent mind-numbing drivel over the past few years, and that this was as far as they were willing to go.


A survey of the network's current schedule confirmed Monday that on-air demonstrations of such basic scientific principles as "inertia" and "momentum" are mostly relegated to pushing a blindfolded participant strapped to an office chair down a steep hill, while other concepts, such as "sublimation," are regularly demonstrated by strapping dynamite to a large fiberglass Big Boy statue and then watching it explode.

As evidence of their refusal to further water down programming, network sources pointed to a number of proposed shows they've abandoned in recent weeks, including an animal-based bungee-jumping program called Extreme Gravity, and Atom Smashers, a series that was was roundly rejected by focus groups as being "too technical" and "not awesome enough."

One of the BEST You Tube Videos of All Time-----A Star Trek Version of Nine Inch Nail's CLOSER......

A Great Video...Excuse the F...Word usage...I usually control the language....BUT ,  in this case I made a rare exception....

Any Blog Readers Interested....? Sia Furler, formerly of Zero 7 Live in Philly at the TLA 5/02/10....

 Maggotx and Mrs X May consider attending this venue....anyone interested...?????  here is a Video Teaser..and the Concert Info....Good Stuff....

http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/417585
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HOT OFF THE PRESS....from the onion news

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love f&*#$g with all my heart."
Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.
"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."
"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.
"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major bangfest in Augusta, GA.
In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.

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just got this e-mailed to me .....definitely worth sharing with the Blog.......click on arrow to play..........Enjoy....

Updated Terror Alert Warning from our Allies......

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”  Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.  Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the English issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Scots raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards” – they don’t have any other levels.  This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”.  The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.  It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”  They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”.

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.  These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

The USA meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”.  Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is “Shit, I hope Austrulia will come and rescue us”. In the event of invasion, New Zealander’s will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called “Bondi”.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, mate”.  Three more escalation levels remain, “Crikey!’, “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. 

Thanks to Marketta fro the Info.....you rock you crazy Czech Biotch.....

Waiting for the Early Dawn Flight from Miami Beach

What else would a wack- job like me do at almost 2:00 am in the morning while waiting for my 4:00 am trip to the FT. Lauderdale Airport....but watching funny Internet Babe Lisa Nova do some political videos.....funny stuff..click on the Title for a link to her Web site.....Hey,,,,everyone .needs a little dose of humor when times are tough....

And Just For Fun......