Wednesday, May 09, 2007

6 LOSERS Arrested in a Terror Plot Against Fort Dix








The Keystone Terrorists


In a comedic plot; 4 semi-retarded Albanians, 1 Jordanian and 1 Turk plotted to attack a US Military Base. You can't even make this stuff up. Theses guys should not be locked up, they should be put away in Insane asylums for the rest of their lives.

To say this plot was "unsophisticated" is an understatement. The FBI makes out like they uncovered this huge plot, when in effect it was dropped on their Lap by a video store clerk who saw their "Jihadist Video". THEY WERE USING A FRIGGIN PIZZA DELIVERY MAP to plan out their attack. They were to be the delivery guys from "Super Mario's Pizza.."

The FBI said they were performing "Tactical Training" when in effect they were practicing Paintball...!!!!!

The real article from the New York Times is even funnier.....

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