The World's Newest AND Longest Golf Course......click here to view webpage...

One of our most Avid Blog readers brought this to our attention ....the World's Newest AND Longest Golf Course in Australia..

..the 18 Hole Par 72 Golf course stretches over 850 miles (1,365 Km) through the rugged Aussie Outback.....as eeerrrahhhhMaahhhk.....pointed out...Too Bad the don't also have a Disc Golf Course.....Now that would be fun.....maggotx

OMG...Only The TRENTONIAN...could be...... so.......so .....Colorful...?????

THIS IS THEIR HEADLINE....TRUE STORY...........

.....ME....I THINK HE SHOULD BE "YANKED OF THE STREET".....

FALLS TOWNSHIP, Pa. — The arrest of a Morrisville man on Oct. 16 for allegedly exposing himself to two women and masturbating caused police here to stop and think and remember other similar incidents.

And yesterday, Falls police announced that Michael A. Parziale, 33, is being charged as the apparent serial masturbator who has accosted women in cars four times this month — three times at the Oxford Valley Shopping Center and once outside Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville.

In addition, police said Parziale was also arrested on similar charges this week in Hamilton Township, N.J., where he once lived, and was released on bail. Details of that arrest were not available last night.

Falls police first arrested Parziale, 33, on Oct. 16 after he allegedly “parked his silver 1998 Saturn with N.J. registration next to two female victims” at the Petsmart store at the Court of Oxford Valley Shopping Center “and began putting his hands down his pants, exposed his genitals and masturbated,” Lt. Ron MacPherson reported.

The victims later identified him after he was detained by police. Parziale was booked into Bucks County Prison, but was released on $10,000 bail.

Investigators then learned that similar indecent exposure cases had been occurring with the same vehicle and subject descriptions, all between 8 and 10:20 p.m., MacPherson reported.

On Oct. 13, a man driving a silver Saturn pulled up alongside a woman at Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville and exposed himself and masturbated.

“The victim called police, and the male fled in his vehicle,” MacPherson said.

The next day, back at Court of Oxford Valley, a woman parked at the Old Navy store “when a male in a silver Saturn began staring at her. She moved her vehicle to another parking spot, and the male moved his vehicle right next to her,” MacPherson said.

“The male then began exposing his genitals and masturbating. He drove away when he saw the female on her cell phone.”

A half-hour later, the silver Saturn was back at Old Navy for another incident. This time the female victim walked back into the store and the male left.

“On Oct. 19, Parziale responded to Falls Township Police headquarters” and “admitted to the previous incident exposures on Oct. 13 and the two on Oct. 14,” MacPherson said.

The Lost Symbol......

For Maggotx's Birthday, Mrs. X gave him a copy of Dan Brown's new Book "The Lost Symbol". The book is excellent, moves real fast, easy read and since it deals with Washington DC and the Freemasons...(rather than Paris or Rome from previous books) it is a bit more familiar. Here is a Link to the National Geographic page showing pics from the locations mentioned in the Book. definitely a Fun book to read... recommended by Maggotx.....

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/09/photogalleries/lost-symbol-dan-brown-pictures/index.html

PS....I"m a Big Fan of ALL These Conspiracy Theories.....!!!!!

OBAMA in New Negotiations....!!!!!

No Doubt many Blog readers and Friends have heard me Complain that President Obama, as likable as he is, has been too Indecisive........Unwilling to take a Firm Leadership role ....basically too much talk and too little action....BUT I'm afraid this time he has gone Too Far....!!!!!!!!

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

WHAT.....ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!....DID THE MAYANS CHANGE THEIR MIND......REAL STORY....

World Won't End in 2012, Mayans Insist

For the Mayans, Dec. 21, 2012 marks what one scholar calls "a special anniversary of creation." New Age pundits have taken this to mean the end of the world. But most Mayans, including tribal elder Apolinario Chile Pixtun, above, dismiss the idea as nonsense.

Definitely not, the Mayan Indian elder insists. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff."

It can only get worse for him. Next month Hollywood's "2012" opens in cinemas, featuring earthquakes, meteor showers and a tsunami dumping an aircraft carrier on the White House.

At Cornell University, Ann Martin, who runs the "Curious? Ask an Astronomer" Web site, says people are scared.

"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Martin said. "We had a mother of two young children who was afraid she wouldn't live to see them grow up."

Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.

A significant time period for the Mayas does end on the date, and enthusiasts have found a series of astronomical alignments they say coincide in 2012, including one that happens roughly only once every 25,800 years.

But most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the only thing likely to hit Earth is a meteor shower of New Age philosophy, pop astronomy, Internet doomsday rumors and TV specials such as one on the History Channel which mixes "predictions" from Nostradamus and the Mayas and asks: "Is 2012 the year the cosmic clock finally winds down to zero days, zero hope?"

It may sound all too much like other doomsday scenarios of recent decades — the 1987 Harmonic Convergence, the Jupiter Effect or "Planet X." But this one has some grains of archaeological basis.

One of them is Monument Six.

Found at an obscure ruin in southern Mexico during highway construction in the 1960s, the stone tablet almost didn't survive; the site was largely paved over and parts of the tablet were looted.

It's unique in that the remaining parts contain the equivalent of the date 2012. The inscription describes something that is supposed to occur in 2012 involving Bolon Yokte, a mysterious Mayan god associated with both war and creation.

However — shades of Indiana Jones — erosion and a crack in the stone make the end of the passage almost illegible.

Archaeologist Guillermo Bernal of Mexico's National Autonomous University interprets the last eroded glyphs as maybe saying, "He will descend from the sky." Spooky, perhaps, but Bernal notes there are other inscriptions at Mayan sites for dates far beyond 2012.

"If I went to some Mayan-speaking communities and asked people what is going to happen in 2012, they wouldn't have any idea," said Jose Huchim, a Yucatan Mayan archaeologist. "That the world is going to end? They wouldn't believe you. We have real concerns these days, like rain."

Maggotx Disc Golf Update....

Maggotx has been busy keeping up with the Fall Disc Golf Events....On September 27 we held the Second Annual "Battle of Jersey" Disc Golf Tournament....This event held for the "locals" of the Central Jersey Disc Golf Alliance (CJDGA)... is a tough yet fun event featuring 1 Round at each of the Three (3) CJDGA courses.....

Course #1 was Max's DeBunker Hill....Max and his lovely wife had prepared a wondeful tasty breakfast prior to round 1....a Total of 10 players were all set to compete in the pouring rain...

After a great round in Max's wonderfully manicured course... we headed out to Rob's Bunker Hill course....

As you can see the weather warmed up but it was a bunch of wet Disc Golfers for Round #2.....after another fun round with lots of AWESOME IMPORTED BEERS, GREAT CTP's like the NUTSACK..and some awesome Pizza from Cranbury Pizza.....we headed out to complete the Tournament at Tim's Green Acres DG Course..


As can be seen from the last Pic....the crowd was much more relaxed...partly after a day full of Imbibing the Brew......After the last round we did some Hot Dog and Burger Grilling ate some of Maggotx's Chili and did some Hanging out....Max tore everybody up....winning the NUTSACK and being the Overall Low Score.....Way to Go Bro''.....

This last weekend Tom K., Tim E. Mike Rozz., and maggotx attended the Rutgers Bark Banger Competition......it was an excellent tournament run by JJ and Em....with help from Disc Golf Devils BOB and Jeff......the crowd was captivating, the food was sumptuous and the weather was enthralling ......a Great Time was had by All......We are all looking forward to next Year's BB Tournament.....

Next weekend Tom K., Tim E., and Maggotx will be competing in the ACE RACE at Tyler State Park...stay Tuned.....

Thanks to Cubby for the pictures for more on the tournament and Disc Golf visit Cubby's Blog at: http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Holy CornHole Batman....first the UniBomber....now the ButtHole Bomber..!!!!...That had to Hurt...

Saudi Arabia - Experts Fear New Al Qaeda Technique Storing Bomb Materials In Rectum That Goes Undetected

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Forget Bomb Sniffing Dogs.......I say let's employ THE BUTT-SNIFFING DOGS......Here is the Leading Candidate to Locate the Hidden IED ButtBomb....!!!!!