Sunday, October 25, 2009

OMG...Only The TRENTONIAN...could be...... so.......so .....Colorful...?????


THIS IS THEIR HEADLINE....TRUE STORY...........

.....ME....I THINK HE SHOULD BE "YANKED OF THE STREET".....



FALLS TOWNSHIP, Pa. — The arrest of a Morrisville man on Oct. 16 for allegedly exposing himself to two women and masturbating caused police here to stop and think and remember other similar incidents.

And yesterday, Falls police announced that Michael A. Parziale, 33, is being charged as the apparent serial masturbator who has accosted women in cars four times this month — three times at the Oxford Valley Shopping Center and once outside Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville.

In addition, police said Parziale was also arrested on similar charges this week in Hamilton Township, N.J., where he once lived, and was released on bail. Details of that arrest were not available last night.

Falls police first arrested Parziale, 33, on Oct. 16 after he allegedly “parked his silver 1998 Saturn with N.J. registration next to two female victims” at the Petsmart store at the Court of Oxford Valley Shopping Center “and began putting his hands down his pants, exposed his genitals and masturbated,” Lt. Ron MacPherson reported.

The victims later identified him after he was detained by police. Parziale was booked into Bucks County Prison, but was released on $10,000 bail.

Investigators then learned that similar indecent exposure cases had been occurring with the same vehicle and subject descriptions, all between 8 and 10:20 p.m., MacPherson reported.

On Oct. 13, a man driving a silver Saturn pulled up alongside a woman at Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville and exposed himself and masturbated.

“The victim called police, and the male fled in his vehicle,” MacPherson said.

The next day, back at Court of Oxford Valley, a woman parked at the Old Navy store “when a male in a silver Saturn began staring at her. She moved her vehicle to another parking spot, and the male moved his vehicle right next to her,” MacPherson said.

“The male then began exposing his genitals and masturbating. He drove away when he saw the female on her cell phone.”

A half-hour later, the silver Saturn was back at Old Navy for another incident. This time the female victim walked back into the store and the male left.

“On Oct. 19, Parziale responded to Falls Township Police headquarters” and “admitted to the previous incident exposures on Oct. 13 and the two on Oct. 14,” MacPherson said.

7 comments:

Miguel Garces said...

Wow, what a nut. Aimee thinks he took the phrase "keep your hands to yourself" a bit too seriously!

Unknown said...

Nice disguise, MGX... We all know it's you.

errrr ahhhh Maaaaahhhhk said...

I think the Trentonian and the Police Report neglected to mention that the "victims" were naked in their car and making out! This poor jerk had extenuating circumstances to deal with.....errrr ahhhh, just a try at his defense.

Unknown said...

Maahhhk. It's your brother in law.. He has no defense. Hang him !!

Miguel Garces said...

It couldn't have been MGX. He was exposing himself at the time in North Jersey. Solid alibi.

WA!! said...

Not very creative is he? Hey Maggot it looks like you gave him his silver Saturn back just in time for him to take the blame.
Next time you're in the neighborhood stop by for a visit and a box of tissues.
I'm proud to admit this all happened within three miles of my house. Home to bikers and GoGo Dancers I guess if you can't join them you should beat it!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I'm a little busy right now to comment on this... I'm watching the Yankees. Hmmm, he should play for the Yankees, if nothing else, he could be their towel boy.
-Morgie