OMG.....Look Out...a GLUT of Stange Food and Beverage Coincidences (SFBC)

Thanks to Jose..M

Bad Omen...???

Wow with the Budget Cutbacks in Trenton is this Sculpture which I see on the way to work every day Prophetic..or is it just another .....Strange Food and Beverage Coincidence. .....(SBFC)..YOU make the Call.....???

Hmmmmm.. Maybe I'll Buy It...whadayathink...?????

After Cleaning up the Basement at home..and finding lots of loose change,,,..Maggotx counts his pennies and figures to buy himself a GigaYacht,,,,,anybody want to go in on it...?????

On board the world's first 'gigayacht': The £100m luxury yacht with its own garden, pool and tennis court

Life can have its little irritations when you're cruising around the world on your £100million superyacht.

For example, the endless vista of clear blue sea fails to provide much greenery to ease the eye - apart from the odd tropical island.

The 325ft-long yacht is to feature a growing area with shrubbery and flower beds, kept healthy by an irrigation system.

It will also have a tennis court, pool and five accommodation decks including a main saloon, dining room, library, cinema, spa and fitness area.

The fuel tanks are so large that they allow for five years of cruising without having to stop for a fill-up.

Its designer, Monaco-based Wally Yachts, is known for coming up with unconventional ideas and is already in negotiations with a potential buyer.

The term megayacht has already been used for private vessels more than 220ft long. However, WallyIsland - which is 59ft across and at half load weighs 2,730 tons, is considered to be in a class of its own and so earns the name "gigayacht".

Wally's Monica Paolazzi said the vessel, an artist's impression of which is above, would fulfil the dream of someone who wanted to "live comfortably on board like on their own estate".
She added: "This is a yacht where you have a piece of land that you can use to play your favourite sport, to grow your favourite plants, to enjoy your favourite outdoor activity.

"This will appeal to someone who wants to be completely independent. No other yachts offer this kind of garden."

WallyIsland includes sleeping quarters for up to 40 crew and 24 guests as well as the owner's suites.

It holds 750,000 litres of fuel, enabling it to stay out of port for 15,000 nautical miles.

The aft deck holds two 45ft motor yachts, as well as space for two 27ft sailing yachts, two cars and water-toys including six jetskis.

OUCH......Some People thought she was Foxy...But now you know She's really Batty....!!!!!!

Botox is turning Nicole Kidman into a 'bat face', says cosmetic guru

With frizzy red hair, milky white skin and a dusting of freckles, Nicole Kidman was never considered a conventional Hollywood beauty.

But she is now. And as well as a smooth golden hairstyle and perfect skin she has a freeze-frame face, free of even the faintest expression lines.

Not that cosmetic surgeons are lining up to take the credit. One claimed her unfortunate "bat face" look was putting other women off cosmetic treatments.

The 40-year-old Academy Award winner is so "over-Botoxed" she is giving the industry a bad name, Dr Martin Braun told a conference of medical experts.

Miss Kidman has always denied using Botox injections. "I am completely natural," she said in a recent magazine interview. "I have nothing in my face or anything." Said Miss Kidman as she wiped some GUANO off her face.....

HMMMMm,,,,,,I Think the Bat is a Little Cuter what do you think...????

Thanks to MmmmmmAAAahhhKKK and JP36 for the article....

Mickster the Political Animal Visits Washington

On the Heels of his recent visit with Chelsea Clinton, The Mickster runs out, packs his bags during Spring Break and takes the First Train for a "Whilrwind" tour of Washington D.C. ....... Now I'm trying to figure, is he there for a Leadership Conference as he said.???....is he there trying to get motivated and aspire to new levels of Political Savvyness.???....Has he recently been infected with Obama-Mania..... OR is he having his own "Spitzer" moment and meeting some high-priced honey for a dalliance at a Ritzy Washington Hotel........We'll attempt to contact him and will keep the Blog Posted........

Semper Fi

Breathtaking Photo.....

FDR Depression Monument and Alternate Universe Moment
(The Depression is because I Think he failed to locate his own Spitzer Babe)

Photos by Mick......

Hey Sorry Mick....You Missed your Chance..XXXOOO...Ashley

Hey Spitzer......You are ONE BIG LOSER.....

In Spite of Having a Princeton and Harvard Education, a great looking Harvard Grad wife and three gorgeous daughters, Spitzer decides to screw around with a NJ Babe his daughter's age......Good Job Ex-Governor now you can fantasize about what the future will bring.....besides your Family dis-owning you....

Here's what $5,000.00 dollars an hour will buy you...From the Empress Club Website (now closed) ..( Hey Blog Readers....can you guys Pay-Pal me some cash so I can do some investigative reporting...???.......maggotx)


click on the Title ( or HERE http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta) for Ashley's 's MySpace Page....Nice EX-Governor this could have been your Daughter......think about It..............maggotx

It's Time to Groovious with Scroobius.....Dan le sac VS Scroobius Pip Video....Check it out...!!!!

Sunday Disc Golf

After the Huge Rain and Windstorm events of Saturday Night, , Maggotx and Crew decided to play Disc Golf Sunday AM/ at Tim's Green Acres Golf Course. The winds were blowing at 30-40 mph....we lost a ton of discs in the high water and creeks....As you can see from the rainbow "streams" effect in the photos it appears that , we were transported to a Surreal Disc Golf Universe and had to endure hours of Disc Golf torture....
Left to Right: "Sidearm Mike", "Taint' Mike", "ToolMan Tim" and "Bunker Hill Rob".

Featuring "Sidearm Mike", "Taint' Mike", "ToolMan Tim" and Maggotx. Please note Tim's Homemade Basket in the foreground and the Disc Eating pond in the background.....Hey Cubby or Kady, if you were there we could have played doubles..!!!!!

Mick at College.......

In Between classes, The Mickster stops by to rub elbows with "The Chelsea" ......She was performing a campaign tour at UPenn for her Mom. the Presidential Aspirant ....Mrs. Clinton. Note..... Mick broke down to wear a Hillary Sticker (Brownie points?).....(personally I think Chelsea is a Closet Obama supporter).....Hey Ms. Clinton, maybe in the future we'll support you if you seek an elected office. You are genuinely smart, politically savvy and great looking to boot. .... Best of luck to you in your future endeavors.....

I Tell Ya' I get NO Respect.................

Driving to work this rainy morning this truck that pulled up in front of Me...!!!!!!...Talk about getting a BUTT in your face....!!!!!...Why do these things ONLY happen to ME...??????...Hmmmm.. Another Strange Food and Beverage Coincidence. (SFBC)....?

Frozen Grand Central Station....cool vid.....mag

Make sure to click on the Title for more Videos from Improv Everywhere.......AWESOME !!.....


Thanks to Captain Tom F for the Link......Happy Fishin Cap'tn

OK Test your GIQ (Gay Intelligence Quotient)

Which ones are Gay or Straight....


Believe it or not, not every original member of the disco pop group The Village People is gay. Here's a rundown, from left to right:

• Randy Jones, cowboy: Gay
• David Hodo, construction worker: Not Disclosed (take a Guess)
• Victor Willis, cop: Straight
• Alex Briley, sailor: Gay
• Felipe Rose, Indian: Gay
• Glenn Hughes, biker: Straight

toilet arrest Senator Craig...?

The Little Baby Bear...got a Little Bigger ..and Angrier...

Still think I'm cute? One year on, cuddly Knut has turned into a killing machine

BEFORE

1 YEAR LATER

A year ago, he was a cute and cuddly ball of white fur who captured the hearts of millions worldwide.

But Knut the polar bear has grown up fast - as this startled young visitor to Berlin Zoo discovered.

Knut now weighs 22 stone and has six-inch claws and a fearsome set of fangs to match.

And he seemed to be particularly keen to test them on the three-year-old boy lying on the ground next to his enclosure.

Maggotx Cute Picture of the Week.............

This is a Real Baby Polar Bear....not a Fake....

After Cute Knut and Flocke, Germany on Friday got a new polar bear cub to ooh and aah over -- and this time one which hasn't been rejected or eaten by its mother.

Wilbaer is the name of the new fluffy white arrival, a play on words combining Wilhelma and Eisbaer -- German for polar bear -- and although he was born on December 10 his existence has been kept secret until now.

Wilbaer's mother Corinna appears to have decided to do her maternal duty and not abandon her progeny while still in cubhood, Stuttgart zoo director Dieter Jauch in southern Germany said.

Zookeepers acted quickly because another bear at the same zoo had been suspected of having eaten her two cubs.

Hmmmm....Anyone have Baby Polar Bear Recipes...????

WOW...This Time Maggotx shies away from Today's Gourmet Coffee Special

I don't Know..Hey Vinnie...Help me out......But Isn't AMERTO the same or close to "Death" in Italian....If not..., what the Hell is Amerto Coffee.....(PS..I drank Regular that day....) Illiterates Reign in Downtown Trenton....PS, Even more Retarded, a friend tried the "Amerto" and it was actually the Hazelnut ....However, the Hazelnut was something else, probably, "Amerto" .Freakin Russian Roulette..........HELP...!!!!!!

A Morta , A Merto
(Way Too Close for Maggotx)

I guess the Snake's Bite is Worse than it's Bark....

A cute Loving Article Courtesy of MaaahhhKKKK... and ....BokieMole' Both of you guys forwarded the same story to The Blog.....HHHmmmmm....

Python eats Australian family dog

BRISBANE, Australia—A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday.

"It actively stalked the dog for a number of days," Douglas said.

"The family that owned the dog had actually seen it in the dog's bed, which was a sign it was out to get it," he added. (Gee You Think...????...mag)

Removing the half-swallowed dog could have harmed or even killed the python, Rose said, because dogs have sharp teeth and claws that could do the snake internal damage if it were wrenched out.

The snake was still digesting the dog at the zoo Wednesday. It will soon be relocated to the bush, Douglas said.

Maggotx Grabs a Bagel at Work.........True Story

HHHmmmmm.....It wasn't Bad....somehow I thought it would smell Horrible and be more Brown......

WOW Hot Off The Press,,,Surprise News....!!!!

In an unexpected move the Cuban Parliament has named Raul Castro as the next Presidente' of Cuba, Now that Fidel has resigned his post due to illness , it had been Hotly debated who would be the next to ascend the Castro Throne.

The potential candidates, who were running at a dead Heat were:

Al Franken: Far left host of the defunct Air America talk radio program. He is noted for his work on Saturday Night Live and his liberal political views.















JoAnne Chesimard (AKA Assata Shakur): an African-American activist who was a member of the Black Panther Party and Black Liberation Army (BLA). In 1977 she was convicted of several felonies including the murder of New Jersey State Trooper . She escaped from prison in 1979 and has been living in Cuba with political asylum since 1984.

Ernesto Guevara de la Serna : commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che or just Che was an Argentine-born Marxist revolutionary, international political figure, author, social philosopher, medical physician, and leader of Cuban and internationalist guerrillas.''

Unfortunately, Che is Dead, Al FRanken is running for the US Senate and JoAnne is still in hiding from the FBI....Therefore the Obvious Choice was Fidels' Brother Raul.....Below is a Loving picture of Brother Raul with the "Che" (Ahem....the Picture is fifty Years Old)


Good Luck Cuba.......very little change is likely to come.......

While at the Jobsite Maggotx sneaks up on a female Pheasant

Gamebird in the Snow....candid photo by maggotx......Click on Picture to enlarge.....

A Must Watch Vid.... Hey Erin...who needs expensive Programs..???

Painting the Mona Lisa with MS Paint.....Wow, even you can do it at home..Yeah, right...

Stupid Jokes of the Day

Mexican Smuggler

from Joke of the Day

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Legless Poodle

What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A sponge.

Zen Sausage

Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

8,000 Calories Later......Vinny reflects on a Dinner at the Maggotx compound......

Oh My....I can't eat Another Bite.....not even eat that Little itty bitty Mint....No.... not one more bite...Hey Patti,,,,that was a Damn Good Pecan Pie.....how about another slice.....maybe with some Vanilla Ice Cream to melt on Top....!!!!!!!

Maggotx scopes out the World's Smallest Car

WOW....Across the street from the Jobsite I scoped out a Smart Car,,,,This car was owned by Hargrove Construction, the biggest Demolition Contractor in South Jersey........These Cars are manufactured by Mercedes Benz:



mart GmbH (formerly MCC smart GmbH) is a manufacturer of microcars and superminis of Daimler AG based in Böblingen, Germany, produced in Hambach (France). It is marketed as the "smart" in all lower case, as in the logo. The current smart brand logo denotes part of a circle representing the wheel and an arrow for "forward thinking". The project idea was originally started by Swiss watch manufacturer Swatch and was nicknamed the "Swatchmobile".

The Smart comes in three major models: the Pure, the Pulse, and the Passion. Each becomes more expensive with more features and options added, and is more luxurious. The Pure is the most basic of the models. This entry-level model is the most economical and is mostly intended for use within the inner city or for short trips. It contains a solid roof and steel wheels with silica energy saving tires. Its engine is 45 horsepower and gets 56 miles per gallon. Unfortunately this model does not have air conditioning or fog lights. Options for the Pure are alloy wheels, fog lights, air conditioning, fully automatic gearbox, navigation system, side air bags, velour carpet mats, and CD player. The Pure is available in Left Hand Drive and Right Hand Drive.

AS You can see fro the picture...Mr. Hargroves car is a Passion +++

Oh NO.....It's UNO...!!!!...First Beagle to ever Win at Westminster

Numero Uno: Beagle picks up Westminster win

Barking and baying up a storm, Uno lived up to his name Tuesday night by becoming the first beagle to win best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club.

The nation's new top dog was clearly the fan favorite and drew a standing ovation from the sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden when he was picked. The only dog consistently listed among America's most popular breeds for nearly 100 years, a beagle had never won in the 100 times Westminster picked a winner.

Now That's one Pretty Beagle......

"HOLY #@%&".....I guess It's ALL Over......kiss your Butt Goodbye....

The world's biggest Christ was struck by lightning

This was the dramatic scene as the world's largest statue of Jesus was hit by lightning.

The bolt parted the thunderclouds over Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to strike Christ the Redeemer.

The statue is 130ft tall, is made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete and stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking the city.

Holy Crap....Yeah....Go To Church....Work Hard.....Don't Drink and Do Drugs...Respect Women..,...right,,,, it pays off...!!!

Level 3 Sex Offender Wins Big In Lottery

UXBRIDGE, Mass. -- A convicted Level 3 sex offender has won $10 million in the Massachusetts State Lottery.The Worcester Gazette & Telegram reports 56-year-old Daniel Snay, of Uxbridge, could now face charges because he failed to notify authorities that he had moved, according to Connecticut State Police.“I’m flabbergasted,” Connecticut State Police Lt. Paul Vance told the Telegram. “His whereabouts, until you told me about this, have been unknown to us. But I guess you could say he’s very fortunate.”

Snay works driving trucks for a yacht dealership in Mendon. He won the $10 million from a $20 scratch ticket purchased at Cumberland Farms in Hopedale.But the lottery winnings also come with unwanted publicity.“He was concerned, but there’s not much you can do about it,” said Snay’s lawyer Joseph M. Fabricotti. “We talked about it and he understood this was one of the repercussions that could happen.”Snay’s record of sexual assaults dates back to 1974. He has been convicted six times of indecent assault and battery in Massachusetts. Level 3 offenders are considered the most dangerous and the most likely to commit another crime.

OK so I Lied...One more Onion Article about the Patriots.....

Bill Belichick: 'We Didn't Win In That Last Second, Did We?'

PHOENIX—Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, the target of much criticism this week after his brusque exit from the playing field with one second left in the Super Bowl Sunday, questioned reporters gathered outside the team's locker room as to whether or not his players had somehow created a turnover during the Giants' final kneel-down and scored the winning touchdown. "Did we end up making a couple of more plays than the other team ended up making during the final second?" Belichick asked. "I'm assuming Randy Moss didn't happen to leap over the Giants offensive line, throw himself under Eli Manning's knee, causing a fumble which was then picked up by Mike Vrabel and run all the way back for a touchdown, right?" Upon finding out that his team did not in fact pull off an amazing miracle comeback in the controversial second, Belichick muttered something about disappointment and walked off. 

OH...You've got to Love This CONGRATS....PATS..Hey.. I Promise...Last Super Bowl article ..sorry Boys....

Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation

FOXBOROUGH, MA—As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their dream to go undefeated, and the possible end of their dynasty, almost every other person in America is reveling in what they consider the perfect ending to New England's season.

"I just couldn't imagine a better ending to the Patriots odyssey," said Simon Williams, a Kansas City-area football fan who usually watches the college game but found himself caught up in the Patriots' sheer loathsomeness during the season. "The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback… If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that's what we got."

There is general agreement that the Super Bowl, despite the low score, was one of the finest in recent memory, due in part to the fearsome performance by the Giants and a cool, courageous display of quarterbacking by Eli Manning.

However, when asked about their favorite parts of the game, most fans chose the Patriots' cocky decision to begin the game with a trick play, which the Giants stopped handily; Bill Belichick's smug third-quarter attempt at a fourth-and-13 conversion, which blew up in his face, instead of trying a field goal; and New England's offensive line, which featured three Pro Bowlers, allowing high-cheekboned, doe-eyed, supermodel-impregnating passer Tom Brady to be hit over 20 times during the course of the game.

"Did you see [Giants defensive tackle Jay] Alford smack Brady right in the face on that last drive?" said Bellvue, WA newsstand operator Christian Dansby. "Brady was almost offended. I think he forgot for a few months there that he was a football player. It was just perfect."

"God, seeing Randy Moss do his weird chicken-wing crowd taunt when they scored to go ahead in the fourth was awful," said Jeff Lafferty, who watched the Super Bowl with rabid New England fans despite having known them for years. "What's worse is that the Pats fans ate it up. Of course, when Burress made that catch to win… Perfection. That's the only word for the Pats now. Perfection."

However, most fans gave responses that had little to do with the game itself and more with the almost flawless joy of seeing the Patriots lose, as a team that has been insufferable and unappealing in victory instantly became inconsolable and self-pitying in defeat.

Frequently mentioned examples of instances which, upon reflection, sweetened the Patriots' utter failure included the team's propensity to complain about unfair officiating after their victories; their habit of gleefully running up the score, which also resulted in Brady and Moss earning NFL single-season scoring records in blowouts; and of course, the players' and coaches' hateful attitude.

"The worst part for me is that none of them seem to enjoy playing football," said Lexington, KY-area mechanic Jack Colgrave. "Even when they were winning, all they did was taunt—Randy Moss taunting crowds, Wes Welker telling people they sucked, Brady sneering at the very idea they might get beat someday. What a bunch of absolutely perfect assholes."

"Did their team plane land safely back in Foxborough?" Colgrave asked. "It didn't happen to lose altitude over Boston, burst into a cartwheel of flames, throwing players like Roman candles across New England, and then slam into few dozen loudmouth Patriots' fans houses? It didn't? Well, I guess no football season is perfect."

Maggotx & Cracked Pepper's Lunch at Geno's Steaks in South Philly

Maggotx and work associate Cracked Pepper had a nice outdoor lunch today at Geno's Steaks in South Philly. As you all MUST know, Philly is home of the Cheese Steak.


Geno's is located in the South Philadelphia neighborhood at the intersection of 9th Street and Passyunk Avenue, directly across the street from rival Pat's King of Steaks, which claims to have invented the steak sandwich in 1930. The cheesesteak has become a signature dish for the city of Philadelphia, with Geno's laying claim to being the first to put cheese on a steak sandwich.




It was very tasty....those not so fortunate to be able to get one, here is a picture of a Philly Steak from Pat's across from Geno's......Our next trip will be to Pat's......A common way to order in South Philly is "Whiz, wit", meaning a cheesesteak with Cheez Whiz and fried onions....enjoy.......mag

WOW...Talk about Multi-tasking check out the New (pretty funny) Sumsing Cell Phone...

Super-Manning

Congratulations to the 2007 Giants....A team nobody expected to win ANYTHING this year. They Beat the Best Team in Football.....Now the Champs deserve Respect....Hey Patriots Fans (Vinny and Maahhkkk), don't feel bad. I don't think this ruins an undefeated season. Hey...for now Manning is the Man.......BTW....in case you though he wasn't "all-man", he's engaged to a hottie, his longtime girlfriend and down to earth girl Abby McGrew (picture below)