Monday, June 02, 2008

The Great Eastern Amateur Cup at Tyler State Park

Maggotx played at the Tyler Great Eastern Amateur Cup this last Saturday......In spite of a slow start, Maggotx picked up steam and afetr two rounds fell 2 shots short of taking first place in the GrandMasters Division (132 vs 131) .....Receiving 2nd Place was a notable accomplishment since I was facing some very formidable opposition. As before "Tim Frye's The Guy" took first place due to consistent play and a Never Quit Attitude..... Good Job to all those who competed. It was a Great time....and Congratulations to Ania who scored the only Ace in the Tournament......Sweet..!!!!!!In spite of the Thunderstorms, wind, rain and lightning, it was a Great Affair... thanks to the Tyler staff for a Great Job...!!!

Bucks County Disc Golf Alliance Disc (BDGA) 2008

Maggotx 2nd Place Winnings (Including CTP)

and Please say Prayers for Alan "Biggs" Sweeton on a recovery from his very serious malady......Get Well Bro....!!!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Another Great Afternoon of Disc Golf and Maggotx's First Ever Ace....

Although I have thrown some long Birdie shots, yesterday I was able to score my First Ace..!!!! Best of all it was witnessed by Green Acres Tim, Bunker Hill Rob,.. and by the AceMaster himself, Cubby. Here are some pictures of our group and Cubby's excellent portrayal of the Ace Shot.

Cubby, Green Acres Tim, Maggotx and Tim's pet Egret


Green Acres Tim, Cubby, Bunker Hill Rob and Maggotx (no Egret)

Maggotx's First Ace Shot with a KC Pro Cheetah...I'm still pondering whether or not to retire the Disc as Cubby recommended ....

Photos courtesy of Cubby..


For more info on our last Disc Golf adventure including Tim's Ace and Cubby's Ace on the same day as mine, check out Cubby's Blog at ;

http://www.cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Some images from Trenton which Maggotx was able to Capture....

For those of you who want a "Taste of Trenton", here are some local articles and Headlines. You can almost sense the Love, Understanding and Sensitivity that has made New Jersey a Special Place......

Wow...I'll bet it Hurt...!!!!

It's Rare to find such sensitivity to the disabled in a Local Newspaper

Hey, Let's not Forget The famous Trenton Urinator


And for a Taste of the Trenton Culinary Arts, I Present to You....

I was thinking of trying the SBFC Oxtail but the Price was a little steep for Lunch, ...HHmmmmm, I wonder what the "two sides" were..???

Monday, May 19, 2008

Maggotx takes Life threatning putt prior to Tree collapse (slight exaggeration).....???

Maggotx Foolishly takes a Putt under the Mondo Big Pine Tree Branch about to collapse on his head..........(click on Image to Enlarge) ...........Luckily for the few Avid Blog readers I was able to survive until the next Episode......STAY TUNED..........

GREAT photo by Rob Z..( check out the Disc leaving my hand) ........check out his BunkerHill Blog at:

http://www.bunkerhilldiscgolf.blogspot.com/

Thanks to Rob & Don T for a great day of Disc Golf...........

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Gypsy Moth Infestation at the Maggotx Compound...!!!!


The Maggotx Compound is getting Invaded by Alien Creatures.....NO, not from Outer Space but Alien to NJ...!!!! The Gypsy Moth History is outlined below for your edification and cultural enhancement:

The Gypsy Moth were first brought to the United States in the 1860s by a Trouvelot, an Idiotic French Asshole and scientist who wanted to breed gypsy moths with silk moths with the hopes of creating a lucrative silk market in the United States. He chose gypsy moths because, unlike silk moths which are very particular about what they eat, gypsy moths feed on leaves of over 500 types of trees and shrubs. Trouvelot believed that a cross between the two moth species would create a hardy silk-producer that would be easy to raise and inexpensive to feed. Unfortunately for Trouvelot, who was a MORON.... silk moths and gypsy moths are not even in the same insect family and cannot breed with each other. Although his dreams of creating a lucrative silk market in the United States were never fulfilled, Trouvelot did unintentionally start another multi-million dollar industry – that of gypsy moth control.

In 1869, while Trouvelot was working with gypsy moths, a small number of the insects escaped near his Bedford, Massachusetts home. Ever the Stupid MORON, Trouvelot knew enough about gypsy moths at that point to be concerned about their escape and reported the breakout to local authorities. He even wrote about the escape in scientific journals but no-one seemed concerned about a few tiny caterpillars. Trouvelot eventually returned to France ( To escape the wrath of his Massachusetts neighbors NO DOUBT) .

By 1881 there were so many caterpillars that virtually all vulnerable trees in Medford were completely stripped of their leaves. Yards and sidewalks were covered with caterpillars and frass (insect excrement), and caterpillars coated tree trunks, fences, and houses. Homeowners scrambled to find ways to control the outbreak, even burning the caterpillars off their trees with kerosene (not recommended for obvious reasons!).

Citizens’ outcry was so great that the Massachusetts Legislature appropriated $50,000 (an enormous sum at the time) to combat the pest. After consulting several prominent entomologists, a plan of attack was devised and implemented over the following 10 years. The goal was complete eradication of all gypsy moths in the United States. Egg masses were hunted and removed on a massive scale and highly toxic arsenic-based insecticides were sprayed on foliage, often to the dismay of property owners who rightly believed this cure was more dangerous than the problem.

This plan worked so well that by 1900 gypsy moths had for the most part vanished from the American landscape. The Massachusetts State Legislature decided that enough had been done and did not seek further funding for the program. The State’s Gypsy Moth Commission and Board of Agriculture, who knew better, vigorously protested this decision to no avail. Just as they predicted, gypsy moth resurfaced in Massachusetts soon after and began to spread to surrounding states. In spite of renewed efforts to control the insect (including an attempt at biological control by importing natural enemies from Europe and efforts to replace susceptible trees with less attractive ones), gypsy moth were established in the New England States by 1920. Eradication of the pest was not remotely possible by then, so control of gypsy moth became the goal. By 1922, gypsy moth had moved into New York and soon after spread to New Jersey and Pennsylvania, and then to points north and west.


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Note: The sticky reversed duct tape helps to keep the Horrible Creatures from climbing up the Trees....does not work 100%...!!!


GYPSY MOTHS SUCK...!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

TRUE STORY....Vatican: It's OK to believe in Aliens

Click the Title for the story Link:

Vatican says little green men are part of Creation

The Vatican's chief astronomer has said that belief in aliens is not at variance with Christianity and that any extra terrestrials would form "part of God's Creation".

Father Jose Gabriel Funes, a Jesuit, yesterday told L'Osservatore Romano, the Vatican newspaper, that "It is possible to believe in God and in extra-terrestrials". He said Christians could "admit the existence of other worlds and other forms of life, even those more evolved than ours, without necessarily questioning faith in the Creation, the incarnation and the redemption of mankind".

Father Funes, head of the Vatican Observatory, or Specola, said although many astronomers "lost no opportunity" publicly to profess their atheism, it was "a myth that astronomy favours an atheistic vision of the world". He said astronomy "does not favour the view of a Godless world. In fact, I think it is those who work at the Specola who bear witness to the fact that it is possible to believe in God and work with science in a serious way".

He said that the Observatory, formerly housed at Castelgandolfo, the papal summer residence in the hills south of Rome, would inaugurate its new headquarters in a monastery in nearby Albano next year. The Vatican Observatory also operates a 1.8 metre telescope at Mount Graham in Arizona in the United States.

Father Funes said that just as there existed a "multiplicity of creatures on Earth", so there could exist "other beings created by God, including intelligent ones.
We cannot place limits on God's creative freedom." St Francis of Assisi had described our fellow creatures on Earth as our brothers and sisters, "so why can we not also speak of our extra terrestrial brothers? They too would be part of Creation". He said that aliens, like humans, would be able to benefit from the redemption offered by Jesus Christ and "the mercy of God".

Hmmmmm.....BTW Remember this Twilight Zone Episode:...??????,,,I wonder if the Vatican saw it...?????????


Saturday, May 10, 2008

Hey Check this out....Drunken Wild Animals....what will they think of next...

It reminds me of my last trip to Cape Cod with Maakhhhkkk and Vinnie........!!!!



Thanks to Max "48 hrs" for his hard work ferreting out the video..... Good Job Max, Thanks for the Post

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Battle of Jersey Disc Golf Tournament

This Sunday May 4th we had the first Battle of Jersey Disc Golf Tournament. The idea was to have the "regulars" at each of the 3 private courses play against each other at all three courses. There were ten participants and the Battle ensued. We played at all three courses for a total of 54 holes of Disc Golf. It was a memrorable day and tons of Fun. I hope this becomes a yearly or even ab Bi-Annual event (Spring/Fall).

The Top 3 Winners which received place tags were:

1. DeBunker Hill Max
2. SideArm Mike
3. Cubby the Man The Legend

yours truly ended up at or near the bottom. There was some great playing present although I must admit we were pretty worn out at the end.

Here are some pictures I took before the tournament.

The Wild Boar Disc Golf Pig

Mag and Cubby inside the "Man Room" at Green Acres

Tim E. next to his "Man Room" disc & antique bottle collection

Battle of Jersey Participants at Green Acres
(note Don's goofy Cooler/Monkey Grinder Disc Golf Cart at left)

And Here is an embeded slide show Produced by Cubby which I linked from his website at:

http://www.cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/


Saturday, May 03, 2008

Cubby Charts his Aces by-the-Hour.......!!!

After 290 Aces..(Disc Golf Holes-in-One),, Cubby decides to chart them on an Excel Spreadsheet...Great record keeping (can you tell he was in the military ?) ...and.....Insane...!!!!!

For more info on Cubby's Disc Golf Exploits, make sure to check out his site at:

http://www.cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Hooooly Moly...!!!...Another Bizarre SFBC (Strange Food and Beverage Coincidence)

After a pleasant Chinese Buffet Luncheon with fellow co-workers at Kams Buffet (as featured in eatsushi.com) in beautiful downtown Trenton,,,,, Patrick K. comes to the Sudden Realization that HE HAS NO FORTUNE AND NO FUTURE....!!!!!

After examining the weird Alien rectangular super thin strip of paper with no writing we ran out of the Chinese Buffet........as the Chinese say..........Fung U'

WOW...How True is this......!!!!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

What do you do with Empty Buildings in a Blighted Area....

HHHmmmmm...I Guess We'll Paint them and FOOL Everyone....!!!!!!!!


Maggotx drove through downtown Mt Holly NJ and was almost fooled by the Small Town Feel, The Charisma, The Heavenly Ambiance, The Dreamlike Townscape........That is until I saw the Crack Dealer in the corner.......


Click on the Images to Enlarge......

Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Battle in Jersey Disc Golf Tournament

This coming week we will be hosting the " Battle in Jersey Disc Golf Tournament" . The Tourney will begin at the "Tim's Green Acres Course"....followed by the "Rob's Bunker Hill Course".... and ending up at Max's DE Bunker Hill Course" with a pleasant BBQ of Griggstown Chicken. Here is a closeup of the recently created "Green Acres" tags designed by your truly

.....I will keep the Blog posted of the results of the upcoming tournament.....Here is a list of the "Invited Participants"

Green Acres Tim
Bunker Hill Rob
Bunker Hill DE Max
Cubby
Maggotx
Tom Kady
Don Thoms
Sidearm Mike
Taint' Mike
.....others???????

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Maggotx's Sojourn to Florida

Maggotx & Mrs X had to make a Trip to Florida for the Family Patriarch's Surgical needs. So far all indications are that the operation was a success and that hopefully Mr. MAG III has many more years ahead of him. Pictures from the Florida Trip...

Mrs G. and The Patriarch

Your Typical Florida Beach Pic ....from the condo.....

Maggotx and Mrs X.

Maggotx's Dinner - some Dead Fish

Cruisin' South Beach after Dead Fish and Margaritas....

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Ok...Somebody Please tell me....What the Beef with Surfing Cows...????

First I saw and Photographed this myself:


The I Googled the rest.....Hmmmmmm....This means something....but What...????

Thursday, April 17, 2008

WOW...new site...Talk about Strange Beverage and Food Coincidences (SBFC)....this Rocks....

S-Kill-itt Egg-Target Bunny


Enjoy the site, especially You Maahhhhhkkk.....,,, I posted the link and a few site "samples"..

http://www.hanttula.com/exhibits/mofa/

From MoFa....."The Museum of Food Anomalies".... Is this cool or what......?????

Ghost Coconut

Habanero Fist

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

OH YEAH....The World Is FAIR.....

Westchester Ordered to Pay $2,500 to Pedophile Clown....this clown takes the cake...



Westchester County must pay a convicted pedophile $2,500 for barring him in the past from performing as a clown at the county-owned Playland Amusement Park in Rye, under a federal court ruling this week.

But the federal judge, John S. Martin Jr. of United States District Court here, upheld a recent county executive order preventing known sexual predators from performing around children in county parks.

The clown, Richard Hobbs, sued Westchester County in 2000, charging that it had violated his First Amendment rights by prohibiting him from performing as a clown and accepting donations from passing visitors during a two-year period.

The ruling on Wednesday drew a mixed reaction from county officials. ''My goal is to protect children, and this latest court ruling gives us the authority to do just that,'' Mr. Spano said in a statement. ''Richard Hobbs, or anyone like him, will not be allowed to perform his clown act to attract children at any county park. That's the most important part of the court decision.''

The county said it would appeal the portion of the ruling that awarded Mr. Hobbs the $2,500.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

While on a trip to Hofstra University....Maggotx receives a Plea for HELP from a statue.....

"Please Help Me Maggotx.....I have no arms to Shoo away the birds.....They constantly Poop all over my Head......"

Wow... Statue... I pity you BUT ....My Hands are Tied..........

Monday, April 07, 2008

Saturday at the Philly Open

This last Saturday Tim, Taint Mike, Sidearm Mike and I went to the Philly Open 2008 Disc Golf Tournament at Sedgely Woods, Fairmout Park PA. There were over 100 participants and it was a really well run PDGA Tier B event. I had the opportunity to have a great group which consisted of two other Ams, and two Pros. One was Glenn Patterson from Tyler State Park and the other was the renown Lesli Demark from Warwick, NJ.

It was a real treat watching Glenn and Lesli play (They both ended up winning their respective Divisions). Lesli is also sponsored by Millenium Discs,......my brand of choice....!!

Maggotx and Tim E.

Unfortunately I received a DNF (Did Not Finish) for the tournament because I had to miss the second round to be with Family visiting from out-of-state. Oh, well, there will be other Tournaments.

In between rounds they had a mini disc -golf tournament. Here is a picture of yours truly holding up a "mini" in front of a "mini" disc catcher....