Hey....Take My Wife,,,Please......some Rodney Dangerfield Quotes...

It Must be a Slow Sunday...Here's some Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners....



A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield

From YouTube;... Ninja Cat Gets Closer Without Moving....

Pretty Ridiculous but entertaining....The Look on the Cat's Face is Freaky....

Sad State of Affairs at Jacksonvill'e Football Game Last Week.....

Could you imagine a Coin Toss could cause such Confusion and Chaos....!!

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Maggotx ponders picking up his belongings and building a Disc Golf Course along with the LOST Eco-Tribe from Wales...!!!!

Lost middle-class tribe's 'secret' eco-village in Wales spotted in aerial photograph taken by plane

For five happy years they enjoyed simple lives in their straw and mud huts.

Generating their own power and growing their own food, they strived for self-sufficiency and thrived in homes that looked more suited to the hobbits from The Lord of the Rings.

Then a survey plane chanced upon the 'lost tribe'... and they were plunged into a decade-long battle with officialdom.

Yesterday that fight, backed by more modern support for green issues, ended in victory. The eco-community in the Preseli mountains of west Wales was set up in 1993 and lived contentedly away from the rat race round a 180-acre farm bought by Julian and Emma Orbach

In 1998, it was spotted when sunlight was seen glinting off a solar panel on the main building, which was built from straw bales, timber and recycled glass. When the pilot reported back, officials were unable to find any records, let alone planning permission, for the mystery hillside village surrounded by trees and bushes.

They insisted the grass-covered buildings should be demolished.

The eco-community endured a decade of inquiries, court cases and planning hearings.

The 22 villagers fought planners even when they were within hours of the bulldozers moving in to demolish their eight homes.

Now, however, they can celebrate, thanks to the Pembrokeshire Coast National Park Authority's 'sustainability' policy.

With green issues now getting a more sympathetic hearing, the commune has been given planning approval for its roundhouses along with lavatories, agricultural buildings and workshops.

Community founder Emma Orbach, a 52-year-old mother of three, said yesterday: 'We are really excited and happy as it has been a very long battle.

'Even when planning inquiries and court hearings went against us we were determined to fight on.

'The villagers are pioneering a new lifestyle and are determined to prove it's possible for people to live more simply.'

Tony Wrench, 62, who lives in the original roundhouse with his partner Jane, said: 'We are very relieved and delighted.

'We have been able to prove to the planners that it is possible to have a sustainable and low-impact community in the countryside.

Pretty Cool Brazilian Speed LongBoard Video...

Nice Effects....Nice Music....worth a watch....crank up the Volume......mag

Try This Sport If You are Bored with Life.....!!!!!

WOW....I Didn't see that coming.........

LINDSAY'S GAL PAL SAYS THEY'LL GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

First there were the matching tattoos, then the public declarations of love and now it seems Lindsay Lohan will marry her lesbian lover.

Just days after DJ Samantha Ronson announced at a gig that Lindsay would be her wife by the end of year, the Mean Girls star is sporting this sparkler on her wedding finger.

And while dad Michael thinks the pair are just seeking fame and attention – which getting married after dating for only a few months obviously proves wrong – mum Dina approves.

She was by Lindsay's side as the actress showed off the heart-shaped jewel at a Marie Claire party.

From the NY Post...click on Title for Link..

A Very Funny Bear Warning Sign..........Click on Sign to Enlarge

Thanks to the KillieMan for keeping us well informed.......

This coming weekend ...The Yetter Disc Golf Tournament...!!!!

The Eric C. Yetter Memorial Champion's Cup is one of the biggest DG Tournaments in the East Coast...Yours Truly, Maggotx is signed up to play and I anticipate, put on a good showing....and hopefully place for some prizes......Also signed up are Tom K. and Tim E from Green Acres.

It is a two day Tournament....2 days 2, 18 hole rounds each day at Tyler....just thinking about it makes me exhausted..!!!!!

Here is a You Tube Video of last years tournament.....wish me Good Luck...I'm Gonna need it.....

BTW I forgot to mention....I took  2nd place in the Jersey Jam 2008 Tournament two weeks ago ........here is a pic of my winnings and the Tournament T-shirt...

The Habanero Fantasy Football League

Alright..!!! ELI IS PUMPED.....

The Official Maggotx Habanero League is off and running for like the 5th striaght year.  This gives our family and friends the opportunity to threaten, fight compete and attempt to obliterate each other in a Football Themed nice- friendly-kinda- way.  Anyway, the Maggotx Blog wishes that you all have the opportunity to mix it up in a similar way.  Now that Fall is here it's time for Football...!!!!!

Enough of Politics......Damn,,,, I wish they had Fantasy Disc Golf,,,,,,

Well I Guess we know who US Weekly magazine is Voting for..!!!!

I dunnno,......She could help get some Conservative Votes....

As most of the Blog Readers know...I like Obama...BUT she may help to swing my Vote.....















Barak and Biden need to Upgrade their Look...Not That I'm so Shallow that I could be swayed by a Pretty Female......................

Prayers for the Gustav Victims.....

That's One Big Storm.....

Bat For Lashes

My Buddy Pete C. has just initiated his own Blog which I have linked on the Favorites Links on this site. Anyway he posted a Video of Bat For Lashes; a band which is definitely unique, interesting and very easy on the eyes.

Below is a Live Vid from a BFL Concert in Glastonbury. Natasha Khan's and the other ladies costumes, instruments and music are very hypnotic. I will be looking to purchase their CD and I will make an attempt to see them in concert when they complete their next Album.



Check out their other videos at YouTube and at Pete's Blog:

http://othersideofpillow.blogspot.com/

FireFly Disc Golf

After playing several rounds past dark at Bunker Hill with Rob, Cubby and Tom K , we were hankering for MORE DISC GOLF...!!!!

Very Fastidiously we scoured the countryside for Fireflies and gathered all that we could. We them sealed them up in teeny tiny little bottles and taped them onto our discs. As you can see below, we were successful and were able to continue playing till their lights went out......

Firefly photo by Cubby

Actually, we used other other non-organic means of Bio-luminescence (Dollar Store Fuzzy Day Glow Sticks as shown Below...)


NO obscene comments gang....remember, this is a PG-13 Blog...

OK YOU make the call....is this the Dreaded Goatsucking Chupacabra......????

Or just a Weird Mutt with the Mange...????

El Chupacabra

Name: El Chupacabra

Nickname: Chupa

Alias: El Vampiro de Moca

Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil

Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet

Weight: unknown

Eyes: very large, often red

Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile

Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel

Dislikes: bright, shining lights

Favorite hangouts: Guanica, Puerto Rico; Canovanas, Puerto Rico; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Miami, Florida; Calama, Chile; Juarez, Mexico; Sonora, Mexico

Or what about This One..???

Update on Green Acres Tim's Excellent Disc Golf Adventure

Below is the Pro Grandmasters scoring at the Disc Golf Worlds Championships ......After a slow start, Tim began to feel more at home and is now shooting a 6 Under Par after 3 Rounds, placing him in 21st out of 36 Grandmasters....Great Job Tim.....Now we want to see you in the Top Ten...!!!!

Click on The Title for the Link....

Grandmasters - Pool G					Hide Round Ratings
Place	Pool	Name	PDGA#	Rating	Rd 1		Rd 2		Rd 3		Rd 4		Rd 5		Rd 6		Rd 7		Semis	Finals	To Par	Total	Prize
1	G	Gregg Miniac Hosfeld	1602	1003	50	1022	53	986	45	1038											-27	148
2	G	Rick Voakes	2632	986	53	993	50	1015	47	1016											-25	150
2	G	David Greenwell	962	1007	51	1013	50	1015	49	994											-25	150
4	G	Johnny Sias	1700	985	53	993	55	967	44	1049											-23	152
5	G	Jay Gobrecht	14268	988	54	984	53	986	47	1016											-21	154
6	G	Paul Pazanin	22675	941	52	1003	52	996	51	972											-20	155
6	G	Kenny Lee	14204	986	50	1022	52	996	53	950											-20	155
8	G	Snapper Pierson	691	988	54	984	51	1006	52	961											-18	157
9	G	J. Gary Dropcho	2734	970	53	993	55	967	50	983											-17	158
10	G	Bart Zandstra	11924	965	53	993	56	957	50	983											-16	159
11	G	Merle Witvoet	5175	972	54	984	54	976	52	961											-15	160
12	G	Neal Dambra	200	962	55	974	53	986	53	950											-14	161
13	G	Alan Beaver	1213	980	60	926	54	976	50	983											-11	164
13	G	Don Labor	7742	944	58	945	56	957	50	983											-11	164
13	G	Mark Ellis	7423	975	57	955	53	986	54	939											-11	164
16	G	Leroy Jenkins	5085	960	59	936	54	976	52	961											-10	165
17	G	Jim Daniels	16543	945	59	936	56	957	53	950											-7	168
17	G	Jeff Soule	3310	960	59	936	55	967	54	939											-7	168
17	G	Tom Big Daddy Jenkins	9582	955	58	945	56	957	54	939											-7	168
17	G	Leonard Johnson	15489	909	57	955	55	967	56	917											-7	168
21	G	Timothy Eland	10197	943	61	917	58	937	50	983											-6	169
22	G	Geoff Hungerford	688	930	60	926	56	957	54	939											-5	170
23	G	Greg Kurtz	27735	935	63	898	55	967	53	950											-4	171
24	G	Philip Shelton	15029	917	64	888	57	947	53	950											-1	174
24	G	Jeff Witt	3362	943	60	926	59	928	55	928											-1	174
26	G	Pete Hoovie Hoover	22366	967	63	898	58	937	55	928											+1	176
27	G	Brian Cummings	1739	917	58	945	64	879	56	917											+3	178
27	G	Bobby Severe	4387	932	62	907	59	928	57	906											+3	178
27	G	Derek Warner	3315	932	59	936	62	898	57	906											+3	178
30	G	Paul M. Kelly	14208	918	65	878	59	928	56	917											+5	180
31	G	Dan Thessen	1413	934	72	811	57	947	52	961											+6	181
32	G	Dan Barned	2718	914	61	917	68	840	55	928											+9	184
33	G	Cal Benke	14841	907	62	907	67	850	57	906											+11	186
34	G	Carl Jochen	6553	904	62	907	69	830	59	885											+15	190
34	G	Richard L. Lewis	15057	906	65	878	63	889	62	852											+15	190
36	G	Sylvia Voakes	3360	818	67	859	70	820	63	841											+25	200