Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

Readers: Make Sure To Read The Entire Post and see the Video at The End.......
FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (below)


showing Bartusek's "Hottie" inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls.

Hey George....maybe a more Private Area to "Get Busy" with those inflateable babes would have been a good idea....and what's with all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups..????

Click the Link above (or here) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll4.html
to read the Police Report


BTW....I Recommend a much more Manly Sport.....Blow UP Doll White Water Rafting.....mag

Separated at Birth..???? You make the call.....

Is there a Strange similarity between " The BokieMole'", my illustrious Brother-In Law (Vinny-Bag O'Donuts) and the new Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele or is it just my disturbed Mind...????

Michael Steele RNC Chairman


Vinny Bag O' Donuts and Maggotx

HHHmmm...same hairline, glasses, (Vinny has to Dye his moustache), slightly different skin tone...and definitely different politics.....

President Obama on MAD Magazine Cover

Following a long standing tradition of insulting the United State's Presidents, MAD Magazine jabs at Obama's First 100 Minutes (rather than Days)....

How Ironic is it that they covered up his EARS when they could have used the opportunity to compare them to Alfred E. Newman's...!!!!!

Lots of Disc Golf in the last 3-4 days......!!!!

When the Going gets Cold...The Disc Golfers Get Going.....Once the Temperature dropped into the single digits we immediately placed emergency calls to the "locals" for some Ice Bowl style rounds...!!!!
Cubby, Tom K., Tim E. Maggotx and my Adorable Buddy Taint' Mike at Green Acres

Cubby, Tim E., Rob and Maggotx at Bunker Hill

Mad Max, Cubby, Tim E, Don "The RulesMan", Maggotx and Rob for Round 2 at Bunker Hill


Cubby, Tim E. Maggotx and "Eduard the Egret" at Green Acres

And Last But Not Least Disc Golf at the Nation's most Important Event....( You didn't think we'd miss it did you..????)

WE do solemnly swear (or affirm) that we will faithfully execute the office of Disc Golfers of the United States, and will to the best of our ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Pole Holes and Courses of the United States......

All Photos By Cubby....for more pictures and Disc Golf Info visit his site at :
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

OK Blog Readers ...Is it My Derranged Mind OR ...Do You See any Similarity Between These Two..????

Waxman promises quick action on climate

WASHINGTON (AP) - The chairman of a key House committee said Thursday he will move "quickly and decisively" to push legislation curbing greenhouse gases with a goal of passing climate legislation out of his committee before Memorial Day.

Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., opening the new Congress' first hearing on the threats from global warming, said inaction on the climate issue is causing uncertainties that make it more difficult to emerge from the recession.

I Pretty Sure that Global Warming and California Greenhouse Gases has Mutated Henry Waxman into a Centurio senex or Flying Fox Bat. .....No Wonder He DEMANDS SWIFT ACTION.....

Ultimate bad ending: Giants set new low for N.Y. sports teams

It Took me this long to finally get over the Giants MISERABLE Loss to the Eagles.....

The Giants played like Midgets...... they were afraid to touch McNabb, they couldn't cover receivers, they couldn't kick Field Goals they were Out-coached, Outplayed and Out-motivated AT HOME..!!!!!.


Good Bye Spagnola.....and Good riddance.....good game plan to pressure the QB.....and Coach Coughlin.....another stellar performance coaching and challenging the stupid calls...

Congratulations to the EAGLES.......a team that right now has a Lot of Heart..I'll be rooting for them to take it all the way to the Super Bowl......Now I know how Vinny Bag O'Donuts felt after his much touted and hyped Patriots lost last year....

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. — There have been a lot of bad endings for New York sports teams recently, a lot of endings that make you want to call in sick for a few days at work. The Yankees were a joke by August. The Mets choked it away again in September. Then came the Jets in December with a collapse that somehow made the Mets look like amateurs.

This ending still might be the worst. The Giants were supposed to be better than this, supposed to be the kind of team that, even if they lost, didn't make you walk away feeling like you never really had a chance. Late Sunday afternoon when it was over, Tom Coughlin said there was "remorse" in the locker room for opportunities missed. That word was appropriate.

REMORSE.....REMORSE......DID HE SAY REMORSE..????? I'M SURE WE CAN THINK OF MORE APPROPRIATE WORDS...!!!!

More Pictures from the Miami Vacation.....

View of the Vacation Condo

One of Many Portuguese Man O' War brought to the Beach by the Northeast Winds...

Several Scenic Photos









Some Wack Job Jumping into the Pool

Happy New Year....2009..!!!!!


BTW....In case you wondered....It's not only Ugly Girls who go Topless on the Beach......

MIAMI BEACH AT IT"S BEST.....!!!!!!!....

All photos by MAG

Happy New Year From Maggotx

Merry Christmas From South Beach Miami.....

Over the Holidays the Maggotx Clan went for a visit to Beautiful Miami Beach.....here are some of the posts...others to follow......

Mrs X and Maggotx in Miami Beach

Maggotx and the X family went to dinner at DISCO FISH in Miami Beach...awesome place ...you pick out your fish and they cook it fresh for you...!!!!!

Now That's a Maggotx sized Portion, Fresh Grouper ...!!!!!!

This Guy PacMan Jones reaches new Lows when wanting to play again in the NFL

Pacman Jones: 'Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Reinstated Into The NFL?'

DALLAS—Noting that it has been over a year since his supposed one-year suspension from the NFL for his involvement in off-the-field criminal incidents, cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones wondered aloud Monday as to whom he had to kill to begin playing football again. "Man, what does [NFL commissioner Robert] Goodell want me to do, straight up gank someone? Choke someone out? Knife a guy? Put a bullet through some dude's earhole? Because I'm willing to do whatever it takes," Jones said to reporters present to watch him move into his new Dallas home. "Just say a name and the man is dead before you put the phone down, I want to play so bad." Goodell said he would be glad to meet with Jones before camp begins in order to discuss his future and stressed that Jones should please not kill him. 

Wow.....did you ever wonder if the Weather Channel has an Agenda....HHHmmmm,..????

Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias

Bunker Hill DG at Rob's

This last Sunday a group of us got together to celebrate Rob's Birthday, and what better way than 2 rounds of Disc Golf, Pizza and cold beer......This is becoming a yearly event and the 2009 Bunker Hill Tags were issued to the regulars. Below is a group photo:

Sprocket the Disc Dog, Erick, Dave, Tom K, Cubby, Rob, Max, Ken (kneeling), Maggotx, Don, Tim E. (kneeling) and Brooklyn Mel (sprawled out).

Here is a close up of Sprocket the Disc Golf Dog (Erick's Caddy).

Sprocket the Disc Golf Dog

for more photos of the event check out Cubby's site at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

WOW I thought I had problems because I wanted to own a Blow-Up Doll..!!!!

Inventor builds She-3PO robot

SHE is the perfect wife, with the body of a Page 3 pin-up and housekeeping skills.

Her name is Aiko, she can even read a map, and will never, ever, nag.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t she fellas? And she is.

Aiko is actually a robot, a fantasy brought to life by inventor Le Trung.

Devoted Aiko — “in her 20s” — has a stunning 32-23-33 figure, pretty face and shiny hair.She is always happy to clean the house for “husband” Le, help with his accounts or get him a drink. Computer ace Le, 33, from Ontario, Canada, has spent two years and £14,000 building his dream girl.

He had planned to make an android to care for the elderly. But his project — inspired by sci-fi robots like Star Wars’s C3PO — strayed off-course. (PERVERT....!!!!)

Le said: “Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty.” Robo-wife Aiko starts the day by reading Le the main newspaper headlines. The couple often go for a drive in the countryside, where Aiko proves a whizz at directions.

And they always sit down for dinner together in the evening, although Aiko doesn’t have much of an appetite. Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner. (COULD..??? ...Yeah...Right...)

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.” Aiko can already react to being tickled or touched. She also recognises faces and speaks 13,000 sentences ....RUMOR...(I heard her vocabulary was programmed from Playboy's Girls Next Door..!!!).

Now Le is seeking a sponsor to help him overcome the robot-maker’s biggest challenge — making Aiko walk like a human (or a Victria's Secret Model). Once Aiko has been perfected, Le hopes to sell clones for use as " home-helps"....(WOW What a Sicko...!). He said: “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”

Aiko sparks mixed reactions in public. Le said: “Women usually try to talk to her. But men always want to touch her, and if they do it the wrong way she slaps them.”

Disc Golf w/ Cubby

On Wednesday I played with the Terrorist version of Cubby......we played 4 competitive rounds,,,,I matched the Cubbster on drives and approaches,,,,But Cubby's Putts were unbelievable.....and thus succumbed to his expertise,,,

Afterwards we ate at the Chinese Buffett on RT 18 in East Brunswick....The food was yummy and filling.....while we were eating Rob Z. called and we played a final 18 hole round at Bunker Hill.....Cubby maintained his playing and took top honors......


We don't think he can keep it up and we are anticipating a "BIG Cubby Meltdown" by the 12/14 Bunker Hill B-Day Challenge,,,,,

pictures by Cubby

for more disc golf check out Cubby's web page at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

A Little Chronology of a REAL LOSER.........

He had it ALL.....and finally "DROPPED THE BALL"........And He was one of my Boyhood Heroes.....What a waste.......maggotx

O. J. at USC

Tribute to O. J. NFL

Then he became Nordberg from "The Naked Gun" (GREAT CHARACTER)

With Nicole 5 weeks Prior to Murder

Nicole 911 Call

5 weeks Later ...Nicole in Background

The Rise and Fall lf a HERO/MURDERER

Happy Thanksgiving...Ohhh...Did You ever wonder what happened to Scooter Libby ....????

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

Irve Lewis "Scooter" Libby (born August 22, 1950) is a former Assistant to the President of the United States, George W. Bush, Chief of Staff to the Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, and Assistant to the Vice President for National Security Affairs, serving from 2001 to 2005.^{[1] [2][3]} Libby resigned all three government positions immediately after he was indicted on federal charges of obstruction and perjury resulting from the grand jury investigation into the leak of the covert identity of Central Intelligence Agency officer Valerie Plame. In his trial for his role in the Plame affair, United States v. Libby,




BTW......Miggy G......Here is the Maggotx Turkey V.2008.1.0

WOW.....MORE DISC GOLF......

Thanks to Max at De Bunker Hill we had a GREAT after Thanksgiving DG tournament.....Except for a few missing notables, ( Cubby, Rob and BOB. and others)....There was a really good crowd in attendance....

(FILE PHOTO OF CUBBY AT DE BUNKER HILL)

Thanks to MAX and his wonderful family we had a GREAT tournament and a GREAT time. The weather was cooperative (except for the wind which made play more challenging ) the company was awesome and the play very competitive..... Below are the Tournament results....(sorry for the lack of photos BUT we had such a good time i plain forgot.........)....maggotx

NAME	Score singles	Score doubles	Place doubles	Score overall	Place overall
R-man	47	54		101
Max	50	48	ctp tie break2/3	98	2
Tim	50	54		108
Matt	51	51		102
Jeff T	51	48		99	3/4
Miguel	51	48		99	3/4
Jeff Mahler	51	46	1	97	1
SA Mike	54	48		102
Robin	54	46	1	100	5
Don T	55	48		103
Justin	56	48		104
Mike D	57	51		106
John P	58	54		112
Kurt	61	48	ctp tie break2/3	109
Don S	62	54		116
doubs onlyRich		48

Happy Thanksgiving to All.....

Maggotx' 2007 Turkey Dinner

Time for a break after 2 days of Disc Golf.....

Started out on Tuesday, playing with Cubby and Time E. at Green Acres......Cubby's putting has been awesome .....Tim made a nice warm lunch of beef stew for a cold and rainy day.....

The next day after picking up Miggy G.from college, we headed out to Rutgers to meet Cubby attired in semi-terrorist garb......Although we both had good drives overall, Cubby's putting put him in double digit below par range......a range I unfortunately could not attain.....It was nice getting up at the crack of dawn to play with Miggy G and Cubby.....

photos by Cubby.....

Cubby continued playing DG and travelling to Philly et. al.....for more of Cubby's Disc Golf adventures visit his site at :

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

As a Follow Up to the last Post....how much money can we waste....

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

HOLY CRAP..!!!... We all know that Wall Stret is Full of Freakin' LOSER Clowns ,,,BUT Common'....!!!

If you've thought Wall Street is being run by a bunch of clowns, yesterday you were right on the money.

Members of the Big Apple Circus took the reins of financial power by ringing the opening bell at the New York   Stock Exchange.

The exchange invited Grandma the Clown and Master of Ceremonies Carrie Harvey to both honor the circus' 31st season of entertainment and perhaps bring a bit of Main Street levity to traders battered by a collapsing market.

After ringing the bell, Harvey and Grandma wandered the floor trying to spread joy and merriment, placing funny red noses on exchange officials to touch the funny bones of even the most shaken traders.

But by the end of a roller-coaster day of trading that saw the Dow Jones industrial average whipsaw from 300 points down to just above even and then right back down to finish off 337 points, good humor was in short supply.

"What can I say? The market ended down nearly 350 points. Even the Big Apple Circus clowns couldn't help," said Eckhart & Co. trader Peter Costa as he trudged off the floor.

Sunday Morning DG at Green Acres

This last Sunday we had a Large Crowd over to play at Tim's..... The weather was nice and crisp and the play was very competitive...Max making his first course visit in months tied Don for first place with Cubby close on their heels.....all-in-all a Great Time...

Max, Cubby, Sidearm Mike, Tim E., Bunker Hill Rob, DT, Tom K and Maggotx at the "Stump Basket"

photo by Cubby.....for more Disc Golf visit his site at:

http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

HOLY CRAP.....Talk about a Monster Wave...!!!!!!

The moment surfer takes on 41-foot monster wave... and lives to tell the tale

A daredevil surfer is pictured tackling a giant 41 foot wave in a bid to win himself a prestigious award.

Kerby Brown took on the monster during a session at a top secret reef, and nearly didn't live to tell the tale.

Moments after these pictures were taken, he suffered a devastating wipeout which nearly killed him.

Congratulations and Best of Luck to President Elect Obama and his Family

First Family

President-elect Barack Obama, his wife, Michelle and two daughters, Malia, 7. and Sasha, 10, wave to the crowd in Chicago.

Regardless of your politics, lets all wish Barack a successful Presidency. Lets hope that he will indeed be a Uniter and not a Divider. Hopefully he will rule as a moderate Democrat and reach to the the Republican party in a Bi-partisan manner. Our nation's problems cannot be solved by two sides hating each other. It's time we all came together. The whole world awaits......mag