Maggotx Shoulder Surgery

A couple of weeks ago I got injured....(thank the gods it wasn't my Disc Golf Right Arm....)..Unfortunately I completely tore my left shoulder Rotator Cuff Tendon...!!!! Therefore...As of April 10th I may be either posting more often (because I'll be home sick and have more time) or less often (because I'll be in a lot of pain)....I'll try to keep you updated on my condition....I'll also work hard to attempt to maintain a positive outlook....maggotx

For the Trekkies...Stupid Star Trek Chicken Jokes.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: James T. Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Scott:  'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na
functioning properly.  Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor not an farmer!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a
 thoroughfare humorous?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen.
 I could sense it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.

Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!

2,937 Banana Recipes...????

Who would have thought...?????

Suburban Auto Group Trunk Monkey #4 - Thrown off a Bridge

For those of you who have never seen a "Trunk Monkey" video.....here is your first. There are a bunch more out there for your viewing pleasure....a maggotx favorite....4 1/2 stars..!!!

Beer Can Bob

Back in 2003 when we originally started this Blog I had posted about a site called "Beer Can Bob". (you can still find the original post, search Beer Can Bob at the Blog search button). Where you print out one of various pictures of BCB and get a picture taken at some famous or obscure location all around the World........Well, I'm pleased to announce that BCB is still around 7 years later.....Maybe this will inspire you to Print out a Bob Picture and submit it to the BCB site....who knows...maybe you'll win a prize...!!!!!

Ooops Wrong Number...Woman Calls Detective To Buy Meth

Do you almost feel sorry for her?......

SEDALIA, Mo. -- A woman was arrested after police said she dialed a wrong number and told a police detective that she wanted to buy drugs.Detective Phil Stewart said he was sleeping last Thursday morning when he got a call on his cell phone from Tammy Banks, 41, of Sedalia.

The call was a wrong number, but Stewart was suspicious, so he said her friend wasn't around and then asked the caller what she needed. "That's when she told me she wanted half a gram of meth," Stewart told KMBC's Marcus Moore.Stewart, who has been a drug enforcement officer for six years and has executed about 250 warrants, agreed to help.

"I wish they were all that easy -- it would make our job a lot easier, that's for sure," Egan said.Banks was charged with attempt to posses a controlled substance. She is being held on a $5,000 bond.

Survival of the Fittest

In Geronimo, Texas a sixteen-year-old boy survived a "choking game", in which he pushed his neck onto a rope he slung across his bunk-bed frame. He lost all blood to his brain, passed-out, had a heart-attack, and spent three days in a coma.

“Asphyxiation games have been with us for generations, but what makes the current generation’s execution of this game different is that more kids are willing to play it alone,” said Dr. Thomas Andrew, the chief medical examiner in New Hampshire, who has consulted on 20 cases around the country where the game was suspected.

It really makes me wonder in which direction natural selection is taking our species.

If you haven't seen it, check out the movie Idiocracy. Depressing, yet interesting.

Disc Golf - Recreate Your Way to Heaven

A kinda Chi, Yin Yang, spiritual Disc Golf Vid.....pretty cool....mag

Terrorist Music Video

Ok.....a new Genre ......terrorist death metal.....(I don't expect you to watch the whole thing..but it is unique)....mag

Shock Waves through College Campus

keep your eyes on the background.......

Satan's Saturn

Hexagonal weather-pattern found on Saturn. The work of the devil? Probably not, but the figure has six evenly-long sides...hmm.

Cool Dog...????

What a well dressed Dog is wearing nowadays..........................

Bottomless Bytes!

Yahoo! has finally beat Google in the battle of who offers more space on their servers. We thought Google had Yahoo! beat when they introduced an oddly-increasing system of space, but now, Yahoo! has announced that there is No Limit! Everybody get an account!

You gotta Love those Babes from Roanoke......

Where's her Shot N' a Beer..with the Cigarette .??????

Anna Nicole finally Reaches her "Target" weight

The "Onion" discovers a silver lining in the dark clouds sorrounding Anna Nicole's demise

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/59938?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Cubby's homemade Disc Golf Target

Cubby's new homemade Disc Golf Target.....nicknamed "the Defender".....check out his site...

picture by Cubby....

How scary does this guy look????

Not only does he Look scary...But imagine...he's 15% human........(I assume the rest is sheep)......mag

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=444436&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=

Are you serious....????

I don't know about you.....But I think this is a Croc......

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/26/gaza.crocodiles.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Million Dollar Laptop

We've seen the Thousand Dollar Pizza, but how about a Million Dollar Laptop?

Now That's a Tree House

Hey, why couldn't I ever get a tree house like this?

Worst Logo Ever

The logo is supposed to be a computer mouse. I'll let you decide.

Paris Hilton Busted.....again..???? (Vinny nice Pic)

LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) - Police seized Paris Hilton's $190,000 Bentley after the heiress was caught driving while stupid. Sheriffs Deputies performed a road side intelligence test and determined the heiress was suffering from profound stupidity.

While prosecutors vowed on Wednesday to ask a judge to revoke her probation for reckless driving. Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said his client was not aware that she was an idiot.

A court determination that Hilton violated the terms of her probation could result in the 26-year-old reality TV star being fined or even jailed for up to 90 days, a spokesman for the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said. Mintz, said his client had received counseling but that he knew of no rehabilitation for chronic stupidity.

credit to Unconfirmedsources.com

Mocking on the Elderly....

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
not yet, "said the mother." I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No not yet," replied the mother.
After another few minutes had lapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet,"replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?
"WHEN HE CRIES!"she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they deman ded. "Why do we have to wait until he cries?
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?"

EBTG(Everything But The Girl) - Rollercoaster(acoustic live)

For those interested in Tracey Thorn, here is a beautiful acoustic performance by "Everything But The Girl"....Kat you'll love it.....

Tracey Thorn

Here is one of my Favorites, Tracey Thorn's MySpace. Tracey is (was) the singer for "Everything but the Girl". She has come out with a new solo album. First in over 10 years.......have a free listen to some of her music......(listen to Grand Canyon.....nice tune)

http://www.myspace.com/traceythorn

5-year-old's disc golf hole in one may be record

Holy Mole' I gotta post this one for all the Disc Golfers out there ...!!!!!

River Rodderick.......look out for him in 15 years......

Hey CUBBY....a 5 year old gets his 1st ACE...!!!!!!!! (before Kindergartten..!!!)

click the link below.....
http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070314/SPORTS/703140310

Beer Poster....Look Closely

....pretty Clever......click on picture to enlarge..............

Drugs or a Bomb?.......

Ok....I need some guesses...Is he hiding drugs in there or a bomb..??????

Harrier Jump Jet Stall at Beach

Unbelievable Video of a Harrier Jet Stall......Scary....

24: Jack Bauer - DAMN IT!

have a drink w/ Jack....Damn it!!!!!!

Salt of the Month Club

Give it as a present to your friends with High Blood Pressure....

http://store.theonion.com/product_info.php?products_id=217

KFC Secret Recipe...!!!!

Shhhhhhhh....keep it quiet...here is KFC's supposed "secret recipe",,,,,!!!!!

http://www.recipegal.com/other/genuineKFCsecretrecipe.htm

Disc Golf.....

A big bunch of Disc Golf instructional articles.......great way to pick up some DG info.....

http://www.discgolfreview.com/resources/articles.shtml

XPN Radio

Listen Live to XPN Radio at 88.5 FM from the University of Pennsylvania....a Maggotx and Miggy G favorite.......

USA.GOV

Ok....did you know there is one Big Mondo site for the entire US Government.....NO you didn't, but if you did.,,,would you guess it was USA.GOV....??????

Butt Face Pen Holder

whadda think......

Visit Mullet Junjky....Please .Don't ask me Why....

Instead of thinking things over...why don't we just "Mullet things over"...?????

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

Far Away - Todd Edwards - A music video by Blunty3000

A Techo LOVE story.....another Great Video from Blunty3000 the famous Director and Animator of Circle Circle Dot Dot (also posted on this site).....mag

66-Year Old Man Leaps White House Fence

Damn....I feel so safe knowing that Homeland Security and the Secret Service keeps our government safe.......(this is not a 30 yr old navy Seal...mind you....)

Cultural Literacy Test | Civics I

Ok....this Blog isn't just for laughs...(well it mostly is) ..however it's time to get Educated take the Civics I Cultural Literacy Test and Click on the Title on top and Post your score in the comments section.....not the kind of Civic to the right !!!......

Try a little Computer MiniClip Disc Golf

Disc Golf Get the disc into the cage in as few throws as possible.

Play this free game now!!

Castro Discovers Immortality

Don't worry everyone, Fidel Castro "will be 'in perfect shape' to run for re-election to parliament next year". I was a bit worried someone else would have to run for reelection! Phew!

Ghetto Translations vs. White

Ghetto: Its off the hizzle for shizzle my nizzle.
White: It is quite exceptional, surely it is, my dear friend.

Ghetto: Da crew's bout to be bouncing up in here!
White: My companions and I will soon be entering the premises.

Ghetto: You got me straight trippin boo
White: Your antics have completely confused me,

Ghetto: You need to crack yo punk ass back to the burbs white boy
White: My Caucasian friend, it would be wise if you returned home to your suburban residence immediately.

Ghetto: He got mad skillz
White: His talents are quite exceptional

Ghetto: We be watchin the B Mac
White: My companions and I often spend the evenings watching the Bernie Mac television program on FOX broadcasting.

Ghetto: Who be creepin up da block?
White: My word, who could be in that slow moving automobile down the street?

Ghetto: You feel dat dawg?
White: I must ask, my dear friend, does this particularly appeal to your tastes?

German Engineering - ArabTechnology

what happens when these worlds collide..???

Kahlid Sheikh Mohamed

Now that Kahlid Sheik Mohamed has been captured and has been interrogated he has pleaded guilty to many other horrible offenses, (see link)
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/15/us/15gitmo.html?hp

apart from plotting 9/11 he has also claimed responsibility for over 30 other terroristic events including:

• 9/11 murder of 3,000 innocents
  
• the murder of Daniel pearl
• bombing of landmarks in London and NYC
• assassination plots against Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and the Pope
• bombing of Israeli embassies
• plotting to blow up American Nuclear facilities
• airline shoe bombing
• the creation of American Idol
• the assasination of JFK
• the kidnapping of all missing children in America
• the invention of leisure suits
• the cause of global warming
• the rise in teenage pregnancies
• the popularity of rap music
  
• and the reason for the massive Latin American Immigration
  

Although he is a despicable SCUM...it's nice to have a scapegoat...hey, what ever happened to some guy named Bin Laden......oh, he was a lesser player and doesn't really matter any more....till next time......................Hey at least we've got Kahlid......(right).....

Oh.....did I forget to mention that he also admitted to the Lindbergh Kidnapping and to Fathering Anna Nicole Smith's baby...???

Whoa..............an actual picture of a UFO Invasion during a friendly paintball game.....BUMMER.....!!! (maybe Cubby will photograph a UFO Invasion during a friendly Disc Golf game)....

Nowhere...I repeat....Nowhere but at Abiogenesis can you get a link to the Genuine North Korean Kim Jong-il ..Insult Generator
check it out.....click below...

http://www.nk-news.net/extras/insult_generator.php

Gay-Pride Parade

Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years

click link for article......(and to check out the Laguna Beach LeatherDaddy Association picture......!!)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28491

Disc Golf at Tyler State park, PA

Cubby, Rob, Eric, Drew, Brett & Maggotx Disc Golfing at Tyler State Park in Pennsylvania (photo by Cubby)

for more info on disc golf check out Cubby's site at the Links Section

Nice quote forwarded by Captain Tom from work......

Chris Rock's Quote of the Year:

"You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the United States of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."

Man Rules.....

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save it's master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident.

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum.

Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional).

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't see nothin'.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a buddy of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

You cannot rat out a coworker who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loudspeaker every seven minutes.

Educational Picture of the Day....a murderous Polecat picture.....

Check out this Nonsense....got $1,00.00 bucks to spare..????

Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza

Click the Link for more info....

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_073150337.html

With all the problems in the World....things like this just drive me BANANAS....!!!!!!!

Click on the Link Below..!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070314/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terrorism_bananas

Urban Ninja

This guy is BADDDDD....!!! this is real....!!!!!

Plane of the future? It's only a prototype, but the X-48B is supposed to be in the air this month.

Something to waste all of your time with.
http://www.deviantart.com/view/14080073/

that's creative

Check out a fly-by simulation using 3-D imagery from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.

http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn11371-new-3d-flyovers-let-viewers-swoop-down-on-mars.html?DCMP=Matt_Sparkes&nsref=mars

Catherine Tate - Translator

One of the stupidest videos in a while...from a Maggotx Blog favorite...Catherine Tate....enjoy

I can't even get as lucky as Robie the Robot giving this Hot Chick a pedicure........

I'm not sure if this is real (I think it is)....but check out these pics of planes breaking the sound barrier...(thanks to Billy K is Florida)......

http://pic1.funtigo.com/valuca/?g=26731427&cr=1

OK.... I don't give a Damn what you say....This has to be one of the Coolest People alive....and to top it off his neighbor is John Travolta......cool beans...????

check out the article at the link;

http://fogonazos.blogspot.com/2007/01/airparks-plane-in-your-garage.html

Baby Sloth

Yawn....Yawn...just when you thought you'd seen most stupid animals/////how about a baby Sloth waking up......I feel like I just got to work.......hey guys let's go get Henry's Coffee.....!!!!!

Oh Yeah....Aha !!!...maybe I'll UP my hit count by showing the Hooters Chicks...????

http://www.hootersmagazine.com/hootersgirls.html

Speed Painting with Ketchup and French Fries

These vehicle wrecks need some serious explanations.

You might be a Redneck If, Part Du (Deux) ((Two)):

1. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
2. Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
3. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
4. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
5. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
6. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
7. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
8. Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
9. The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
10. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
11. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
12. You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
13. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute."
14. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
15. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
16. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
17. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
18. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
19. You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
20. You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
21. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
22. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
23. Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
24. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
25. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
26. You've been too drunk to fish.

Brain Teaser:

This is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he as amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.

A few days later the girl killed her sister.

Question: What was her motive in killing her sister?

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the sister's funeral.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers have taken this test and answered it correctly.

If you didn't answer correctly, good for you.

I'll seriously like to know your response, please comment!

Here' an easy way to get shot by the cops (or others.......)....Hey Buddy, Nice Tat....

Was wit dis nu thang..???:
White Chicks & Gang Signs...

Catherine Tate Comedy Skit

Poor guy just can't get the girl....

In spite of your politics, you've got to feel sorry for President Bush. When elected he was liked, as time passed he was disliked, then he was thought an idiot, then he was hated, then called a terrorist, then he became a pariah....but now he has become "anathema" to the Mayan people.......

Priests to Purify Site After Bush Visit

click Link for article: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/09/AR2007030900076.html

Cool Jersey Joke forwarded from "Sal"..

Jersey Girl

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.

The Jersey Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,
pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In New
Jersey we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.

This Bootiful Redneck Wedin' Pic. just almost brings Tears to my eyes...sniff..sniff..sob..sob....

Part 1 of You Might Be A Redneck If:

1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
3. You ever used lard in bed.
4. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
5. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeurve.
6. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
7. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
8. Fewer than half of your cars run.
9. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
10. The primary color of your car is "bondo."
11. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
12. You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
13. Your family tree doesn't fork.

The Hottest new thing for computer Nerds (like Me?) ............Yo' Homie....Pimp my PC...!!!!

Hold it There Buddy....Who would have thought Lenin could play B-Ball...!!

"Nothin' but Nyet"

From The Onion.....

Thanks to Frank S at work for bringing this news to my attention !!!!


FlaSh NeWS from Reuters:


Divorced Man Chain Saws House in 1/2 ....!!!!!!!

Breakups and divorces can often be messy affairs. But a German man took his impending divorce to extremes – by chainsawing a family house in half, and taking his half away.

The man, who is 43 years old, attacked the single storey summer house with his chainsaw after measuring it. The man is reportedly a trained mason, although that probably wasn't much help to him, as the house was made of wood.

Once he'd cut it in half, he picked one half up with a forklift truck, and drove it to his brother's house, in the town of Sonneberg.

A spokesman for the local police commented: 'The man said he was just taking his due. But I don't think his wife was too pleased.'