Cool Jersey Joke forwarded from "Sal"..

Jersey Girl

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.

The Jersey Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,
pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In New
Jersey we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.