You might be a Redneck If, Part Du (Deux) ((Two)):

1. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
2. Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
3. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
4. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
5. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
6. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
7. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
8. Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
9. The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
10. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
11. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
12. You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
13. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute."
14. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
15. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
16. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
17. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
18. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
19. You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
20. You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
21. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" (If they respond with the same... they're a redneck too!)
22. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
23. Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
24. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
25. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
26. You've been too drunk to fish.