For the Trekkies...Stupid Star Trek Chicken Jokes.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: James T. Kirk:  To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Scott:  'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na
functioning properly.  Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor not an farmer!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a
 thoroughfare humorous?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen.
 I could sense it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.

Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!