WOW....It's About Time that Someone Spoke up about PETA;s InHumane Treatment of Women....!!!!!

Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

As if the Eagles didn't already have a PR problem.....Hey Let's give Micheal Vick a Job...!!!

Hide your Beagle, Vick is an Eagle.......

10 Most Disliked People in Sports

1. Michael Vick
2. Manny Ramirez
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Terrell Owens
5. Kobe Bryant
6. Allen Iverson
7. Isiah Thomas
8. Stephon Marbury
9. Nick Saban
10. John McEnroe

Well....Any Comments on the Controversial Signings.......Witty Remarks Anyone.....

OK...We've all heard every Lame Excuse....such as...

Hey...I'm Sorry But The Dog Ate My Homework....

I'm Sorry BUT I failed to turn in an assignment via e-mail because my neighbors, from whom I was stealing a wi-fi signal, moved out.

BUT THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD.......................MY CAT DOWNLOADED MY PORN...!!!!!

Of all the ridiculous alibis we've ever written about on Dumb as a Blog, the one used by Keith R. Griffin (pictured) is by far and away the most preposterous.

Sheriff's Deputies in Martin County, FL, say they found over 1,000 images of child pornography on Griffin's home computer. Griffin's excuse? His cat downloaded the images while Griffin was out of the house.

If true, Griffin, 48, owns the cleverest yet most disturbed tabby in the world.

Griffin allegedly admitted that he "enjoyed" looking at a variety of pornographic images. So his cat knew its master.In his defense, Mr. Griffin told detectives "he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded."

He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.

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What I don't Understand is This.....

Why would a cat look at child pornography?

Why not cat pornography? ...Kitty-Porn...That's what my cat looks at.

Maggotx Returns to NJ from Kansas City Disc Golf

After a week at the PDGA Worlds Disc Golf Championships I returned to scenic NJ and it's traffic and odors....anyway; here is a summary of my last week in KC.

Day 1 .....see previous post....

Day2 After the storm on Monday, the weather only got worse....it poured ALL DAY LONG for the entire first round at Rosedale Park in Kansas..I was not able to appreciate a Nice DG Course

Rosedale park

I shot a very poor 72 in the rain....the second round scheduled for Rosedale Down Under, an adjacent course was postponed until Wednesday due to treacherous conditions.....

Day 3- Now I see why they postponed the second round the previous day... You risk life and limb to play this course....It is downhill from Rosedale and in deep woods, there are steep slopes with large rocks that the rain had made extremely slippery and tons of wety clay.tight fairways, tons of trees...rumor has it there were several injuries and some players dropped out....This course was an embarrassment for the PDGA to put in a World Championship....on several holes you actually had to use ropes to pull yourself up the hill to the basket..!!!!...Shot a 63 and a 57.......Playing 2 rounds in this mess was GRUELING to say the least...here is a typical hole....


After Dicg Golf Mrs X and I went to the Fly Mart for some disc and equipment purchases and signatures by the notable Pro's .......here is a copy of the signatures on a Special Edition 20th Year Commemorative Roc...


Day 4 - Gorgeous Day....1 Round scheduled for Cliff Drive......Nice Course....good mix of woods and open holes....some really neat cliff shots....played fairly well...until the end when I fell apart on one hole with 2 OB's and scored a 7....ended up shooting a 72 to match my first day ...I also lost my Quarter K II....not a good day....had Vietnamese Food for Dinner....

Cliff Drive...After Cliff Drive went to dinner at the Legendary Fiorella's Jack Stack Barbecue....Since 1957 the Fiorella family has been serving up gourmet hickory wood cookery. Highest rated Kansas City BBQ according to the Zagat Survey Fiorella's Jack Stack BBQ has become a Kansas City tradition.
Maggotx's Mixed Sampler....BBQ Chicken, Ribs, Beef Burnt Ends, BBQ Kielbasi Baked Beans and Cheesy Corn Casserole.... a Jack Stack specialty....Awesome....

Day 5 - Played 2 Rounds at Pleasant Hills a beautiful open type DG course. A par 3 course...this one played to my strengths on approaches and putt accuracy vs long drives... I shot a nice 56 followed by a great 55 bringing me up a ton of spots on the board. I ended up placing #50 out of 72.....not as good as I had hoped.....but not too shabby....It was nice ending on a good note with good scores....

Pleasant Hills Disc Golf Course.....sweet...

The Crew from the Last Round..Lucky 13..Mark, Craig, Steve and Maggotx

On Saturday Mrs X and I spent a day to ourselves checking out KC stopping at City Market and the Westwood District....A really nice scenic town...

Mrs X and a Pet Iguana....YUK....

KC at Night.....

On Sunday we drove to a Redneck town in Eastern Ohio at the West Virginia Border...The next day we travelled to NJ.....all in all we had a Great time....played with some really nice people (mostly) and played at some challenging courses......A trip to remember.....

Kansas City Disc Golf World's Trip & Day 1

Mrs X and Maggotx left NJ on Sat before dawn.... we drove 13 hours straight and spent the night in Effinham, Illinois.....nestled between Teutopolis and Funkhouser.....If you think I'm joking check out the link below....

anyway....I can't believe we stayed in the "Effing" place...but we woke up to a good omen....the Bud Light Lounge right outside our Hotel room....too bad it wasn't happy hour...!!!



We woke up early,, and after several more hours passed through beautiful St. Louis Mo.


After driving through a never ending landscape of Cows, Corn and Clouds... after a total of 1,200 miles we finally arrived in Kansas City, Mo.

We checked in at the Awesome Embassy Suites and secured our reservation....here is a view of the Atrium from our Hotel Room front door.......

After checking in we were driven by the hotel courtesy van to the Westin Crown Plaza, site of the Disc Golf World's events...I registered and received a Fantastic player's package....

Picture of the logo from the HD Hotel monitor....

Maggotx after registration

PDGA Worlds 2009 Players Package...!!!!

After a Bar Lounge Dinner and a Crazy Cool....LEGO Art Display....(see Below)

we attended the player's meeting .....all the Big Name Open Players and Am's were present....over 900 players.....when we left the meeting, a HUGE storm ripped through Kansas City......with rain in the forecast the fields are expected to be a mess for the start date tomorrow...I have 2 games tomorrow, one at 11:00 am and one at 3:00 pm.

..will keep you posted of Maggotx's Excellent Disc Golf Adventure......

Jersey Jam.....2009

On Saturday July 18 the Disc Devils held the 2009 Jam. This was one of the best Jams ever with about 100 participants. We even had groups from as far as Massachusets show up. With a full house even the GrandMaster Division (50+ years) had 8 participants....especially the Newest GrandMaster Mr. Cubby himself.....

Round #1 Crew.... "Good Karma" Ed, Cubby, Brooklyn Mel, Maggotx and Dave

picture by Cubby

Round #2 Crew....GrandMaster's ,,Cubby, WEB, Mike K. and his Travelling Smurf...Brooklyn Mel and Maggotx at Rutgers Pond Hole #2

picture by Cubby

The Official Jersey Disc Devils Mobile


A Disc Golf enthusiast doing some Jersey Jammin' in a Cow Suit...complete with Udders

In between the first and second rounds we had a Great BBQ and were able to build up some needed energy for the 2nd round. When the results came in Cubby took 1st Place, maggotx was able to squeak out 2nd place, Mel took a VERY close 3rd place and Mike K came up next at 4th. Here is a picture of some of the Jam Paraphenelia and my winnings.



Thanks to BOB, Kit and ALL of the Disc Devils and the Jersey Jam Sponsors for their hard work in putting together a GREAT event....

for more coverage check out Cubby's website at:
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Maggotx's Upcoming Disc Golf Weekends...!!!!!!

The Next Two Weeks will be tough for Maggotx......This weekend is the NJ DISC DEVILS Biggest Yearly Event The Jersey Jam....where I was lucky enough to place 1st in GrandMaster Division in 2007 and 2nd in GrandMaster Division 2008..

The New Jersey Jam

THE NEW JERSEY JAM
The New Jersey DiscDevils
Present A PDGA B-Tier Event

..This will be followed up next weekend with my visit to Kansas City for the PDGA Disc World Disc Golf Championships....!!!!!!......Where I was 1 of only 2 NJ GrandMasters to qualify....!!!!!

http://kcworlds.com/

I will be driving there with my Disc Golf Lady, Mrs X for a fun 5 days of Disc Golf competitiveness and R&R..
....I will keep the Blog updated with my ridiculous antics and with my level of play....(I will just be looking to have a good time and hopefully not make a Fool of myself.....) anyway .....wish me luck.....

Here is a picture Cubby took last weekend when we got together at Green Acres on Sunday picturing ..Tom K, Cubby, Mike R., Rob Z., Maggotx, Roger (hiding) and Tim E....

..I played well taking Cubby's #2 Tag in Round 1 and Tying Tom K for the #1 Tag.....The second round I remained competitive but Cubby regained his TAG......Cubby may Play GrandMaster in the Jersey Jam against Maggotx ........STAY TUNED.......


Hey Vinnie....thanks for pushing me to complete this post......mag

Don't Say I Didn't Warn YOU....It's Going to Get Much Harder to Visit Mexico...Especially for Maggotx..!!!!..Hmm..is there Disc Golf in Mexico..?

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

WOW....Following up on my Previous Post....How Prophetic....How Untimely....As Seen on TV.....

Billy Mays: Mr. As-Seen-On-TV, Dead At 50

Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday.

Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla.,home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department

William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009)^[3] was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence.^[4]

Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing Pitchmen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays was found dead in his home by his wife.

A Little Tribute to One of The BEST....R. I . P. Billy

Going with the last post's theme....have you ever visited....This Bizarre Site...!!!!

http://www.asseenontv.com/

yes.....it's REAL....!!!!!!....AND THERE'S A MILLION RIDICULOUS ITEMS .......

Here are some Maggotx Favorites:

The Infamous Drag-Stop:

To keep your fries and bread crums from falling between the seats....blends with any color interior...!!!!

https://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/drpstp_ood.html?gid=


The Unforgettable Deni Gravy Warmer:


Lets you Entertain in Style...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/dni_grvy_ontv.html?gid=



The Very Inhumane Anti-Bark Citronella Dog Collar:

Nothing Beats Gassing your Pet..!!!...plus the added advantage that if the Dog barks while your face is near his that YOU also get gassed....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/spry_sns_ontv.html?gid=TOOL_OUTDOOR_PET


For those of you who need it a NEW and Better Way to Dry your Bra and Keep it like new...
Presenting the BRA SMART...!!!!


Don't forget to Watch The Video.....

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/br_smrt_ontv_c.html?gid=GIFTS



Last BUT NOT Least... Let's Not Forget....THE PET-BRELLA




Give you Dog shade....with built in Tilt Mechanism....Don't forget the Margaritta...!!!

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/ptbrlla_ontv.html?gid=



What's Your Favorite...?????

I Wonder If I Could Use The Comfort Wipe to Wipe the Smile Off Her Face........TRUE COMMERCIAL....check it out

I can't quite picture how you get it all clean.....and it definitely DOES NOT look comfortable.....I wonder if it should be inserted...HHHmmm......Oh Well...I'm Sure the Blog Readers with their VAST knowledge will demistify, exposit and elucidate....anyway please explain.....

here is the Link to the Site....As Seen on TV....Only $19.95...!!!!

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

Another point....is everyone supposed to buy their own...Kinda Like a Toothbrush.....or do you just Park the Unit next to the Bowl for everyone to Share..?????

What happened to the Days....when policemen were chasing criminals instead of "Tasing" Old Ladies....(Oh I forgot...Old ladies don't fight back..)

What A LOSER ......It's so much easier to pull over 72 year Old Grandma instead of the Neighborhood Crack Dealer....OMG The Crack Dealer Might Fight Back...!!!....This COP is PATHETIC....I hope he loses his Job and goes back to being a Teller at the Local Wal-Mart.....WOW can you imagine this guy confronting a REAL Terrorist.or Criminal....RUN Away....RUN Away...

President Obama gets a Dose of Realism......

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Soooo...What has Maggotx been up to Lately...an Update.....

Like most other Earthlings.....Maggotx has been busy due to the Present Spring weather and Upcoming Summer Heat....anyway....here's an Update to what has been Orbiting around my Universe.....

Going to my Jobsite today I ran into an Uninvited Guest....A Monster Snapping Turtle......don't worry she was removed without being harmed...or harming us.....she was one pissed off Turtle..2.-foot ' long...!!!...(we think she was lookin for a place to lay her eggs...)

The BIG Snapper

Last Weekend I particpated in the Great Eastern Amateur Disc Golf Tournament at Tyler State Park in Pennsylvania...

Discs...Anyone....??????

It was a Wonderfully run event due to the hard work of the Bucks County Disc Golf Alliance .......Congrats to Alan Sweeton.....playing in the Tournament in spite of his great difficulties with his cancer and treatment....You are an Inspiration to us ALL....!!!!!!.....

.In a Double screw up...Maggotx played poorly and the other Grandmaster participants played better...Congrats to Mike K and Tim F for placing 1st and 2nd respectively...you guys deserved it.....To slightly soften the blow of not placing in the top tier.....I did score a CTP (closest to pin) and won a regular Discraft Surge and Mini Disc for the Upcoming Vibram Championship to be held at Maple Hill Massachusetts this August.

A picture of my CTP Collectible discs....

Vibram Open.....Cool Discs......

A Great Disc-Diva Bumper Sticker for those Disc Golf Ladies....

Oh Well....When all fails and you don't get 1st place....You go home have some Drinks and SUSHI OUT....!!!!!!!!

Maggotx Sushi Platter.....

Happy Birthday to The BokieMole' and all the the Baahhhsten Crew....

Being distracted by last week's momentous events, the Maggotx Clan let pass Vinnie Baggodonuts B-Day without even a phone call.....Apologizing for our mistakes I will post some Blog Photos (Some Old and Some New) of the Maaaassachusetts Crew.....HEY GUYS....HAPPY BIRTHDAY......!!!!!!!!

Vinny Baggodonuts in All His Glory

Irish Patti O'Rama and her Sister Agida Zabaglione wave to the Crowds

Vinny Basking in the Lake George Limelight with an escaped Serial Killer about to break his Freakin' NeckSerial Killer Mmmmaaahhhkkkk...abducting an innocent out for a quiet lakeshore stroll (later identified as JP36).



Anyways....Happy Birthday to ALL......