The World's Newest AND Longest Golf Course......click here to view webpage...

One of our most Avid Blog readers brought this to our attention ....the World's Newest AND Longest Golf Course in Australia..

..the 18 Hole Par 72 Golf course stretches over 850 miles (1,365 Km) through the rugged Aussie Outback.....as eeerrrahhhhMaahhhk.....pointed out...Too Bad the don't also have a Disc Golf Course.....Now that would be fun.....maggotx

OMG...Only The TRENTONIAN...could be...... so.......so .....Colorful...?????

THIS IS THEIR HEADLINE....TRUE STORY...........

.....ME....I THINK HE SHOULD BE "YANKED OF THE STREET".....

FALLS TOWNSHIP, Pa. — The arrest of a Morrisville man on Oct. 16 for allegedly exposing himself to two women and masturbating caused police here to stop and think and remember other similar incidents.

And yesterday, Falls police announced that Michael A. Parziale, 33, is being charged as the apparent serial masturbator who has accosted women in cars four times this month — three times at the Oxford Valley Shopping Center and once outside Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville.

In addition, police said Parziale was also arrested on similar charges this week in Hamilton Township, N.J., where he once lived, and was released on bail. Details of that arrest were not available last night.

Falls police first arrested Parziale, 33, on Oct. 16 after he allegedly “parked his silver 1998 Saturn with N.J. registration next to two female victims” at the Petsmart store at the Court of Oxford Valley Shopping Center “and began putting his hands down his pants, exposed his genitals and masturbated,” Lt. Ron MacPherson reported.

The victims later identified him after he was detained by police. Parziale was booked into Bucks County Prison, but was released on $10,000 bail.

Investigators then learned that similar indecent exposure cases had been occurring with the same vehicle and subject descriptions, all between 8 and 10:20 p.m., MacPherson reported.

On Oct. 13, a man driving a silver Saturn pulled up alongside a woman at Giant Cleaners on West Trenton Avenue in Morrisville and exposed himself and masturbated.

“The victim called police, and the male fled in his vehicle,” MacPherson said.

The next day, back at Court of Oxford Valley, a woman parked at the Old Navy store “when a male in a silver Saturn began staring at her. She moved her vehicle to another parking spot, and the male moved his vehicle right next to her,” MacPherson said.

“The male then began exposing his genitals and masturbating. He drove away when he saw the female on her cell phone.”

A half-hour later, the silver Saturn was back at Old Navy for another incident. This time the female victim walked back into the store and the male left.

“On Oct. 19, Parziale responded to Falls Township Police headquarters” and “admitted to the previous incident exposures on Oct. 13 and the two on Oct. 14,” MacPherson said.

The Lost Symbol......

For Maggotx's Birthday, Mrs. X gave him a copy of Dan Brown's new Book "The Lost Symbol". The book is excellent, moves real fast, easy read and since it deals with Washington DC and the Freemasons...(rather than Paris or Rome from previous books) it is a bit more familiar. Here is a Link to the National Geographic page showing pics from the locations mentioned in the Book. definitely a Fun book to read... recommended by Maggotx.....

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/09/photogalleries/lost-symbol-dan-brown-pictures/index.html

PS....I"m a Big Fan of ALL These Conspiracy Theories.....!!!!!

OBAMA in New Negotiations....!!!!!

No Doubt many Blog readers and Friends have heard me Complain that President Obama, as likable as he is, has been too Indecisive........Unwilling to take a Firm Leadership role ....basically too much talk and too little action....BUT I'm afraid this time he has gone Too Far....!!!!!!!!

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

WHAT.....ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!....DID THE MAYANS CHANGE THEIR MIND......REAL STORY....

World Won't End in 2012, Mayans Insist

For the Mayans, Dec. 21, 2012 marks what one scholar calls "a special anniversary of creation." New Age pundits have taken this to mean the end of the world. But most Mayans, including tribal elder Apolinario Chile Pixtun, above, dismiss the idea as nonsense.

Definitely not, the Mayan Indian elder insists. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff."

It can only get worse for him. Next month Hollywood's "2012" opens in cinemas, featuring earthquakes, meteor showers and a tsunami dumping an aircraft carrier on the White House.

At Cornell University, Ann Martin, who runs the "Curious? Ask an Astronomer" Web site, says people are scared.

"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Martin said. "We had a mother of two young children who was afraid she wouldn't live to see them grow up."

Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.

A significant time period for the Mayas does end on the date, and enthusiasts have found a series of astronomical alignments they say coincide in 2012, including one that happens roughly only once every 25,800 years.

But most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the only thing likely to hit Earth is a meteor shower of New Age philosophy, pop astronomy, Internet doomsday rumors and TV specials such as one on the History Channel which mixes "predictions" from Nostradamus and the Mayas and asks: "Is 2012 the year the cosmic clock finally winds down to zero days, zero hope?"

It may sound all too much like other doomsday scenarios of recent decades — the 1987 Harmonic Convergence, the Jupiter Effect or "Planet X." But this one has some grains of archaeological basis.

One of them is Monument Six.

Found at an obscure ruin in southern Mexico during highway construction in the 1960s, the stone tablet almost didn't survive; the site was largely paved over and parts of the tablet were looted.

It's unique in that the remaining parts contain the equivalent of the date 2012. The inscription describes something that is supposed to occur in 2012 involving Bolon Yokte, a mysterious Mayan god associated with both war and creation.

However — shades of Indiana Jones — erosion and a crack in the stone make the end of the passage almost illegible.

Archaeologist Guillermo Bernal of Mexico's National Autonomous University interprets the last eroded glyphs as maybe saying, "He will descend from the sky." Spooky, perhaps, but Bernal notes there are other inscriptions at Mayan sites for dates far beyond 2012.

"If I went to some Mayan-speaking communities and asked people what is going to happen in 2012, they wouldn't have any idea," said Jose Huchim, a Yucatan Mayan archaeologist. "That the world is going to end? They wouldn't believe you. We have real concerns these days, like rain."

Maggotx Disc Golf Update....

Maggotx has been busy keeping up with the Fall Disc Golf Events....On September 27 we held the Second Annual "Battle of Jersey" Disc Golf Tournament....This event held for the "locals" of the Central Jersey Disc Golf Alliance (CJDGA)... is a tough yet fun event featuring 1 Round at each of the Three (3) CJDGA courses.....

Course #1 was Max's DeBunker Hill....Max and his lovely wife had prepared a wondeful tasty breakfast prior to round 1....a Total of 10 players were all set to compete in the pouring rain...

After a great round in Max's wonderfully manicured course... we headed out to Rob's Bunker Hill course....

As you can see the weather warmed up but it was a bunch of wet Disc Golfers for Round #2.....after another fun round with lots of AWESOME IMPORTED BEERS, GREAT CTP's like the NUTSACK..and some awesome Pizza from Cranbury Pizza.....we headed out to complete the Tournament at Tim's Green Acres DG Course..


As can be seen from the last Pic....the crowd was much more relaxed...partly after a day full of Imbibing the Brew......After the last round we did some Hot Dog and Burger Grilling ate some of Maggotx's Chili and did some Hanging out....Max tore everybody up....winning the NUTSACK and being the Overall Low Score.....Way to Go Bro''.....

This last weekend Tom K., Tim E. Mike Rozz., and maggotx attended the Rutgers Bark Banger Competition......it was an excellent tournament run by JJ and Em....with help from Disc Golf Devils BOB and Jeff......the crowd was captivating, the food was sumptuous and the weather was enthralling ......a Great Time was had by All......We are all looking forward to next Year's BB Tournament.....

Next weekend Tom K., Tim E., and Maggotx will be competing in the ACE RACE at Tyler State Park...stay Tuned.....

Thanks to Cubby for the pictures for more on the tournament and Disc Golf visit Cubby's Blog at: http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/

Holy CornHole Batman....first the UniBomber....now the ButtHole Bomber..!!!!...That had to Hurt...

Saudi Arabia - Experts Fear New Al Qaeda Technique Storing Bomb Materials In Rectum That Goes Undetected

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Forget Bomb Sniffing Dogs.......I say let's employ THE BUTT-SNIFFING DOGS......Here is the Leading Candidate to Locate the Hidden IED ButtBomb....!!!!!

Damn.....Hey Barack ..Good Luck trying to get the Olympics in Chicago...YES,,,This is Chicago 2009 NOT Mogadishu...and Sadly..,, The Victim Died....

UPDATE ON THE EVENT ABOVE.....

4 Teens Charged In Boy's Brutal Beating Death

Amid beefed up security, students at Fenger High School went back to class Monday, but without one of their peers. Derrion Albert wasn't there after he was violently murdered in a melee Thursday that was caught on tape.

Four Chicago teenagers charged with murder Monday afternoon for the vicious beating death of the 16-year-old Fenger High School honors student. Police said they were searching for at least three more suspects.

OF COURSE....IT HAD TO BE A INNOCENT BYSTANDER HONOR ROLL STUDENT....IT COULDN'T JUST BE BETWEEN THE GANGS.....

Wow....They are asking for more troops for Pakistan.....but Nobody mentions the US Secret Weapon Hillary Clinton...OMG...!!.Talk about Torture...!!!!!

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

Maggotx's Favorite Band....about to release a new LP on Sept. 28,,,ZERO 7.

Zero 7 Live Video from their first album.."When it Falls"..starring Sia Furler...



Below Tina Dickow singing Home...fromr their second album "Simple Things" for Zero 7....AWESOME..and WOW is she hot.!!!!!



and althoughy UNFORTUNATELY..!!! Only a crappy video NOT Featuring the beautiful Zero 7 women is the only available...you have to enjoy the music....From .."The Garden" from their latest album of the same title....

Maggotx at the Yetter

This last weekend , Maggotx attended the Eric C Yetter Champions Cup....an "A" Tier PDGA event at nearby Tyler State Park in Pennsylvania... "The Enchanted Forest"... Disc Golf Course.....Day 1 got off with a Full Pro and Am card ......at total of 144 players ....Some notables such as Disc Golf World Champions Avery and Val Jenkins as well as may other top ranked others were there for the tough competition....

Here is a Picture of the Legendary BDGA Pre4sident BIG DOG Sweeton laying down the rules prior to the Tournament Start up.....Note Maggotx avidly paying attention sitting in the front Row... (what a GEEK)...


Anyway.....I spite of a decent 1st and fourth round I was not able to overcome a Horrendous 2nd round in the Tyler woods and in the rain....this kept me out of any winnings.....(sob... sob)....anyway....Kudos to Mike K for a good 1st place win....to Mark P and Tim F for a great tournament to Russ and Bob for some good play n the last round and most of all......to Bobby H for an awesome finish kicking me out of the lead card and winning the last round......BUT......as ARNOLD Says "I'll Be Back"....

Thanks to the Bucks County Disc Golf Alliance for a Great Tournament.......

Battle of Jersey Disc Golf Preview.....

The Battle of New Jersey hosted by the Central Jersey Disc Golf Alliance is planning to hold their 2nd Annual "Battle of Jersey" Disc Golf Tournament this September 27th.....We are anticipating the regulars + other notables from all 3 CJDGA courses........Bunker Hill Rob, DE Bunker Hill Max and Green Acres Tim have all been prepping and primping their respective courses for the BIG DAY....

Rob has graciously forwarded to the Blog a preview of his well manicured course. Rob has also posted a picture of a SWEET "Double NutSac" Disc Golf Bag generously donated as a CTP Prize byNutScac LLC. http://nutsacbags.com/ These are some beautiful bags which allow to you proudly display your NutScac to the world...!!!!




Anyway, without further Adieu .....the preview pictures....

Friggin" Awesome CTP Hole #16 for the NutSac......WOW......


Another view of CTP Hole #16


Who will win the Awesome NutSac...?????

Thanks to Rob for the pics...for his course website please visit:

http://www.bunkerhilldiscgolf.blogspot.com/

Habanero FF Draft

For like the 5th year in a row, Maggotx, with friends and family has competed in the Habanero Fantasy Football League ......here are the TOP 15 picks in About Football ......how do they compare with the Habanoro Draft...???

About Football Top 15

1. Adrian Peterson, RB Minnesota
2. Matt Forte, RB Chicago
3. Michael Turner, RB Atlanta
4. Maurice Jones-Drew, RB Jacksonville
5. Chris Johnson, RB Tennessee
6. DeAngelo Williams, RB Carolina
7. Steven Jackson, RB St. Louis
8. Drew Brees, QB New Orleans
9. Randy Moss, WR New England
10. Brandon Jacobs, RB NY Giants
11. Larry Fitzgerald, WR Arizona
12. LaDainian Tomlinson, RB San Diego
13. Reggie Wayne, WR Indianapolis
14. Tom Brady, QB New England
15. Peyton Manning, QB Indianapolis


Habanero Draft Order Top 14

Round 1

1.Adrian Peterson
2.Michael Turner
3.Maurice Jones-Drew
4.Matt Forte
5.Brian Westbrook
6.Brandon Jacobs
7.Tom Brady
8.DeAngelo Williams
9.Drew Brees
10.LaDainian Tomlinson
11.Steven Jackson
12.Larry Fitzgerald
13.Peyton Manning
14.Frank Gore

Habanero Draft Order ......Hey Now...Brandon Jacobs at #6 .....and Brian Westbrook at #5...obviously some Giants and Eagles Fans in the Mix......Me being an RU supporter...I opted to select Ray Rice in a later round.....Good luck to all 14 Teams and have fun....Commissioner maggotx

A Must Watch....Serious....A Time Lapse of the California WildFires...!!!

WOW.......Good Thing we did the Auto Stimulus to

Lower Carbon Emissions in the US and In California...!!!!...Hey...I have a new low emissions Car...The World is so much better...!!!!....

WOW....It's About Time that Someone Spoke up about PETA;s InHumane Treatment of Women....!!!!!

Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

As if the Eagles didn't already have a PR problem.....Hey Let's give Micheal Vick a Job...!!!

Hide your Beagle, Vick is an Eagle.......

10 Most Disliked People in Sports

1. Michael Vick
2. Manny Ramirez
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Terrell Owens
5. Kobe Bryant
6. Allen Iverson
7. Isiah Thomas
8. Stephon Marbury
9. Nick Saban
10. John McEnroe

Well....Any Comments on the Controversial Signings.......Witty Remarks Anyone.....

OK...We've all heard every Lame Excuse....such as...

Hey...I'm Sorry But The Dog Ate My Homework....

I'm Sorry BUT I failed to turn in an assignment via e-mail because my neighbors, from whom I was stealing a wi-fi signal, moved out.

BUT THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD.......................MY CAT DOWNLOADED MY PORN...!!!!!

Of all the ridiculous alibis we've ever written about on Dumb as a Blog, the one used by Keith R. Griffin (pictured) is by far and away the most preposterous.

Sheriff's Deputies in Martin County, FL, say they found over 1,000 images of child pornography on Griffin's home computer. Griffin's excuse? His cat downloaded the images while Griffin was out of the house.

If true, Griffin, 48, owns the cleverest yet most disturbed tabby in the world.

Griffin allegedly admitted that he "enjoyed" looking at a variety of pornographic images. So his cat knew its master.In his defense, Mr. Griffin told detectives "he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded."

He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.

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What I don't Understand is This.....

Why would a cat look at child pornography?

Why not cat pornography? ...Kitty-Porn...That's what my cat looks at.

Maggotx Returns to NJ from Kansas City Disc Golf

After a week at the PDGA Worlds Disc Golf Championships I returned to scenic NJ and it's traffic and odors....anyway; here is a summary of my last week in KC.

Day 1 .....see previous post....

Day2 After the storm on Monday, the weather only got worse....it poured ALL DAY LONG for the entire first round at Rosedale Park in Kansas..I was not able to appreciate a Nice DG Course

Rosedale park

I shot a very poor 72 in the rain....the second round scheduled for Rosedale Down Under, an adjacent course was postponed until Wednesday due to treacherous conditions.....

Day 3- Now I see why they postponed the second round the previous day... You risk life and limb to play this course....It is downhill from Rosedale and in deep woods, there are steep slopes with large rocks that the rain had made extremely slippery and tons of wety clay.tight fairways, tons of trees...rumor has it there were several injuries and some players dropped out....This course was an embarrassment for the PDGA to put in a World Championship....on several holes you actually had to use ropes to pull yourself up the hill to the basket..!!!!...Shot a 63 and a 57.......Playing 2 rounds in this mess was GRUELING to say the least...here is a typical hole....


After Dicg Golf Mrs X and I went to the Fly Mart for some disc and equipment purchases and signatures by the notable Pro's .......here is a copy of the signatures on a Special Edition 20th Year Commemorative Roc...


Day 4 - Gorgeous Day....1 Round scheduled for Cliff Drive......Nice Course....good mix of woods and open holes....some really neat cliff shots....played fairly well...until the end when I fell apart on one hole with 2 OB's and scored a 7....ended up shooting a 72 to match my first day ...I also lost my Quarter K II....not a good day....had Vietnamese Food for Dinner....

Cliff Drive...After Cliff Drive went to dinner at the Legendary Fiorella's Jack Stack Barbecue....Since 1957 the Fiorella family has been serving up gourmet hickory wood cookery. Highest rated Kansas City BBQ according to the Zagat Survey Fiorella's Jack Stack BBQ has become a Kansas City tradition.
Maggotx's Mixed Sampler....BBQ Chicken, Ribs, Beef Burnt Ends, BBQ Kielbasi Baked Beans and Cheesy Corn Casserole.... a Jack Stack specialty....Awesome....

Day 5 - Played 2 Rounds at Pleasant Hills a beautiful open type DG course. A par 3 course...this one played to my strengths on approaches and putt accuracy vs long drives... I shot a nice 56 followed by a great 55 bringing me up a ton of spots on the board. I ended up placing #50 out of 72.....not as good as I had hoped.....but not too shabby....It was nice ending on a good note with good scores....

Pleasant Hills Disc Golf Course.....sweet...

The Crew from the Last Round..Lucky 13..Mark, Craig, Steve and Maggotx

On Saturday Mrs X and I spent a day to ourselves checking out KC stopping at City Market and the Westwood District....A really nice scenic town...

Mrs X and a Pet Iguana....YUK....

KC at Night.....

On Sunday we drove to a Redneck town in Eastern Ohio at the West Virginia Border...The next day we travelled to NJ.....all in all we had a Great time....played with some really nice people (mostly) and played at some challenging courses......A trip to remember.....

Kansas City Disc Golf World's Trip & Day 1

Mrs X and Maggotx left NJ on Sat before dawn.... we drove 13 hours straight and spent the night in Effinham, Illinois.....nestled between Teutopolis and Funkhouser.....If you think I'm joking check out the link below....

anyway....I can't believe we stayed in the "Effing" place...but we woke up to a good omen....the Bud Light Lounge right outside our Hotel room....too bad it wasn't happy hour...!!!



We woke up early,, and after several more hours passed through beautiful St. Louis Mo.


After driving through a never ending landscape of Cows, Corn and Clouds... after a total of 1,200 miles we finally arrived in Kansas City, Mo.

We checked in at the Awesome Embassy Suites and secured our reservation....here is a view of the Atrium from our Hotel Room front door.......

After checking in we were driven by the hotel courtesy van to the Westin Crown Plaza, site of the Disc Golf World's events...I registered and received a Fantastic player's package....

Picture of the logo from the HD Hotel monitor....

Maggotx after registration

PDGA Worlds 2009 Players Package...!!!!

After a Bar Lounge Dinner and a Crazy Cool....LEGO Art Display....(see Below)

we attended the player's meeting .....all the Big Name Open Players and Am's were present....over 900 players.....when we left the meeting, a HUGE storm ripped through Kansas City......with rain in the forecast the fields are expected to be a mess for the start date tomorrow...I have 2 games tomorrow, one at 11:00 am and one at 3:00 pm.

..will keep you posted of Maggotx's Excellent Disc Golf Adventure......

Jersey Jam.....2009

On Saturday July 18 the Disc Devils held the 2009 Jam. This was one of the best Jams ever with about 100 participants. We even had groups from as far as Massachusets show up. With a full house even the GrandMaster Division (50+ years) had 8 participants....especially the Newest GrandMaster Mr. Cubby himself.....

Round #1 Crew.... "Good Karma" Ed, Cubby, Brooklyn Mel, Maggotx and Dave

picture by Cubby

Round #2 Crew....GrandMaster's ,,Cubby, WEB, Mike K. and his Travelling Smurf...Brooklyn Mel and Maggotx at Rutgers Pond Hole #2

picture by Cubby

The Official Jersey Disc Devils Mobile


A Disc Golf enthusiast doing some Jersey Jammin' in a Cow Suit...complete with Udders

In between the first and second rounds we had a Great BBQ and were able to build up some needed energy for the 2nd round. When the results came in Cubby took 1st Place, maggotx was able to squeak out 2nd place, Mel took a VERY close 3rd place and Mike K came up next at 4th. Here is a picture of some of the Jam Paraphenelia and my winnings.



Thanks to BOB, Kit and ALL of the Disc Devils and the Jersey Jam Sponsors for their hard work in putting together a GREAT event....

for more coverage check out Cubby's website at:
http://cubbysdiscgolfworld.blogspot.com/